Hey Lu, you got everything together?

I think so….

Alright check list

Kay

Sake?

Yup

Food

Yuppers

Flowers

Yessire

Shark teeth

Yup…WAIT WHAT NO I FORGOT THE SHARK TEETH WHERE DO I GET THEM AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEE HELP MEEEEEEEEEE

Laughing I'm screwing with you Lu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….. wait what

We don't need shark teeth, Luffy

But

I'm sorry I shouldn't have done that

Shishishishi incoherent giggle, snorts, and rustling

All right ready to start?

Wait…. Argh….let me do something

What are you- you know what never mind

Sounds of the ocean and forest a bird call can be heard

A song is being hummed the tune is familiar but distant

'Kay I'm ready, Ace.

Right. Well. Hi Sabo

Hiya Sabo

Luffy don't eat Sabo's food

But AAAACCCEEE

I said no

Awwwwwwwww

Did I stutter

But it looks so good

GODDAMNIT LUFFY NO

Fine, fine no need to get all worked up sheesh

I swear I'm gonna…..

Your gonna what?

Nothing

Ok

Flowers first, Luffy

But ace…

Yeah?

What are you gonna do?

Well right now I'm right next to the ocean. Also I'm facing east.

Kay

On three….. One…Two…..Three!

Yay Sabo!

Kay, now some silence

But I can't eat that, Ace

Shut it

Silence on both ends

Alright now you can eat…BUT ONLY YOUR PORTION!

Okay fine

Sounds of large amounts of food being consumed in record time on both ends

Burp Now the sake, Lu

Got it pouring sounds

To Sabo!

Yeah!

Sounds of drinking and more pouring

'Kay, sorry Sabo I love you but I'm hungry (sigh from the other end) so Ima go catch dinner love you. Bye ace love you

…Bye Sabo, Luffy Love you both