The three guards and Frigga herself slowly shifted from humanoid form to more lizard-like one, with smoother line, pointed ears and green skin.

"Is this normal Asgardian behavior?" I asked out loud.

Both Odin and Loki stared at her for a long time as their assailants aimed their weapons at them, "what are Skrulls doing here?" Loki shouted at Odin, "You are willing to jeopardize a peace for them?"

"I did not invite them here, if that is what you believe," Odin snapped.

"In case you hadn't noticed, your guards are the ones that were compromised, not mine," Loki yelled, "if you did not invite them, you have a hole in your security forces that you could throw a bilgesnipe through."

I walked backwards, back towards my king, "behind me, my King," I demanded.

"How dare you tell me what to do, Mortal?" King Loki snapped at her.

"Have you fought a Skrull before?" I waited for the inevitable silence, "thought not," I touched my earpiece, "FF1, assemble. I need your helmet, Sire."

"Is there anything you want, Pierce?" he narrowed his eyes at me, but otherwise he removed his helmet and tossed it to me. I swiped it out of the air and sliced through the top of my cape, casting the fabric aside and dropping it on the floor.

I narrowed my eyes, "only that you stay in safety, Sire."

There were three Skrulls, and I narrowed my eyes at each of them, analyzing their weaknesses. They all wheeled around on me, seeing that I was the greatest threat. They must have seen me communicate with my team, and it would make the most sense to take me out first to get the kings. The first attacked, jumping into the air. With my king's helmet in my hands, I thought quickly.

"Alright, Lizard Features, let's dance."

Rock Concert Movement number 86; The sidewinder.

I swung the helmet in a wide arc and hooked the horns on the helmet around the legs of the Skrull and pulled it down to my level as the others attacked behind their leader, who happened to wear a dress.

Fall and whack.

As one of the others lunged its claws at me, and I dodged his swipe, but as I did, I grabbed his scaly fist in a lock and then stepped in behind and locked his shoulder. Now I could manipulate the Skrull.

Hide from the cops.

I moved to block the first Skrull again, with the body of the second. The first struck the second in the stomach as I forced it in front of the razor claws. The second fell to the floor stone dead, and I grabbed a large, curved knife from the belt of the dead Skrull.

Lawnmower.

With the knife, I slashed at the first a couple of times. He pulled his own knife on me, and I glanced over at my shoulder, the other was coming at me from behind.

Another Martini please; shaken not stirred.

I ducked down below the two Skrulls as they collided and slipped down between the legs of the first and stabbed the other from behind, in the neck, and he too fell.

Dunk in the gin and vermouth and shake.

I grabbed King Loki's helmet from the ground and leaped into the air as far as possible. I brought it down upon his head, and his neck broke with a crack.

Don't forget the olive.

The leader began to get up from the attack, and I punched it out, and that was the last thought it had.

I looked up at the two kings, with a look of mild disinterest, and then I grabbed my cape off the floor, wiped my king's dinted helmet clean of blood, and handed it back. King Loki was silent, so was the Allfather.

"This conference is over!" Loki shouted at his father after he had regained his voice, "there will be no peace!"