Chapter 3: Oh no! We have a problem!
I decided to write another chapter of this story, while thinking of creative ways to continue the other one (I have some problems with the plot there). Also, it is a very important day for me. Dutchmaniac, since you are my first follower, I have a gift for you. You can send me a HALO OC you have and your character will be included in my story. I would like you to include the OC's appearance, characteristics, abilities and a backstory. Enjoy, read, review, follow, feel your minds exploding because of the complete lack of logic. All of these while reading the third chapter of my second fic. I do NOT own HALO. It is owned by Bungie.
Arbiter entered the computer room to find Chief and Cortana searching the entire database. "Are you looking for an important file Chief?" "Yeah. The plot." "Okay then… Wait a second… Why is she here? We still haven't retrieved her, remember?" The Chief suddenly turned to Arbiter and yelled "What have you done?!" "What?" "You just made a reference to another chapter of the fic!" "So what?" "You destroyed it! It was supposed to be made of several independent chapters! Now we must make a bloody sacrifice to please author's ego and then-". Suddenly BoF appeared! "Cortana, mute him now!" "With pleasure…" "Thank God I arrived on time." "What do you mean?" "Due to your reference to chapter 2 the plot is ruined! As a result this story is mixed with a deadly weapon: The Internet." "Wait a second! The story has a plot?!" "It was supposed to be a sudden twist." "And what is that internet thing?" "A new icon appeared on the computer screen." "It has begun…" BoF said. "So what is this?" "You type something and some results will appear" "Actually it is a-" "Oh no you won't!" the author yelled. "The last time anyone allowed you to explain something the poor guy had to waste five chapters writing your nonsense!" "So now what?" Arbiter asked, confused by all those references. "Hmmmm… I got it! We will do some epic battle scenes!" The author shouted. "We've already done this." "How about spawning a ridiculously pwerfull force of elites?" "We did it in the last chapter." Suddenly BoF changed into an outfit that looked like the a general's suit. "Gentlemen, I will not lie to you. The situation is a bad one. The Holy crap-o-meter is-" "OVER 9,000!" "Shut up Vegeta! As I was saying, we are losing this battle. I am running out of ideas. I can hardly think of a million more chapters and then it will be over." And your point is…" "I must include OCs" "NOOOOOOOOOO" the master Chief shouted, forgetting he was muted. "So, I suppose you have another idea, Chief?" "Oh yes. I just need an angler fish, a microwave, a HALO ring, Arbiter's right eye, three tons of cherry jam and Cortana'a data chip." "Judging from the look of pure terror on Arbiter's eyes as he rushed out of the room going through the wall I believe that you must think of something else or…" "Or what?" "We could just cause lots of explosions." "Hell yeah!"
Ten seconds later
"So Chief, I guess that blowing up the ship's core and making it fall on a flood-infected planet was a bad idea?" "No. I like it here. Now me and Arbiter can spend our time between the chapters of this story doing things every self-respecting badass does." "That's right. And I got to keep my eyes!" Arbiter said. "Well, now that you mention it… Come over here…" "Oh hell no!"
Dutchmaniac,don't forget your present (There is one more thing that you will get after you send me the OC. It will include my next story. Maybe it will be a sneak peek. Who knows…) (send the character descreption as a review).
So I left our heroes on the planet the gravemind uses as a base. But don't worry. It's not like it is part of my master plan to make you so focused on my story that I will be able to conquer the whole world. See you next time. By the way, everyone who follows me will get a special gift. See you next time guys (and sorry that it is a short one, the next one will be much bigger).