Chapter 5: Just a normal day (yeah right…)
Hello everyone! Today we will examine our heroes' daily routine. It's about time we saw what they do when not being badass or acting like… the last 4 chapters. Get ready and read this alone or risk punching the person next to you when you will no longer be able to cope with the madness of the story. Read, follow and review or I will spoil HALO 6 to you (that's way too evil even for me!)
Master Chief:
6:00: sleeping with his SPARTAN laser and dreaming of mass destruction
8:00: waking up and brushing his helmet
10:00: running away from the plot
12:00: chasing grunts and brutes and things like that
14:00: yo mama contest against Arbiter (EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!)
16:00: playing HALO 6 (because waiting is for losers!)
18:00: being badass
18:01: falls asleep
Arbiter:
5:00: replacing Chief's toothpaste with something so disgusting that the author was unable to write about it
8:01: enjoying Chief's screams of terror
9:00: making plans for a dramatic appearance in HALO 6
11:00: giving Cortana betrayal guidelines
13:30: thinking of creative ways to insult Chief
14:00: I refuse to write this again
16:00: showing the Chief who's boss by beating HALO 6 in half an hour
18:00: prepares the you-know-what and puts it in the fridge so that it is ready by 5:00
19:00: falls asleep
Cortana:
5:00- 19:00: browsing antivirus programs (it's like taking an aspirin) and realizing that she is surrounded by idiots
19:01-4:59: planning her betrayal
…Why did I write this? Oh yeah! It's because I am planning something big and this was simply filler! Visit my profile page and read my bio so that you get a clue of what's going to happen… If you dare… Muahahahahahahahaaaa coughcoughcough…