Hey guys, I'm back! I apologize for leaving the story on hiatus for so long, I kinda forgot about the whole thing until I was reading fanfictions and came across this and realized that it was my own. Lol, I'm back and I'm working on it.

The Strawberry woke up from his good night's rest with his Peach, it was early in the morning and it was time for school.

"Good morning my handsome strawberry."

After a deep yawn he replied, "Hey, how's it goin'?"

"I feel like doing something special today, something with just us. I loved our dinner date and we really need to hang out like that again soon."

"We can, after today. We've gotta get to school in a few minutes."

She looked him in the eyes, "I want them to know about us, our relationship, this love."

"They can stick their swords in someone else's business, I'd rather them find out about it on their own, rather than them putting their noses in someone else's business."

"Aww, come onnnnnn strawberry! Pleaseeeeeeee?" She begged.

"I'm not the one who's gonna break it to 'em, I'll let that be known right now."

"I'll do it then."

At school

They were walking down the hallways to their classes as if they were eternal soulmates, going to lockers together, talking under the tree in the school garden, and she even had her own locker. It was as if she was always a student there. But the real concern was to how their friends would react to it.

"Okay, you're going to tell them about his right?" Ichigo asked.

"Just act normal, and we need to have a talk later." Rangiku said.

When a girl normally tells us guys she wants to talk about something, we shit brix. Ichigo might as well do it too, he wondered what the conversation could be about. He tried to brush it off as he was greeted by his friends (sorta) from the Soul Society. They seen the strawberry with the bustiest woman in the Soul Society. The curiosity sparked.

"Why is Rangiku so close to Ichigo?" Ikkaku asked as he looked at Yumichika.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"I'm asking you why."

"I don't know anymore than you do, maybe they're just real good friends."

"Real good friends don't hold hands and look into each other's eyes that way, that's something a couple would do."

"How would you know that? You've never been in a relationship before Ikakku."

"Never mind." Ikakku said angrily.

Meanwhile, the happy couple prepared to tell their friends about their relationship. Rangiku prepared to approach the group but Ichigo held his arm in front of her.

"Ichi?"

"Since I'm the man of this relationship, I'm going to tell them about us. For us."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

They approached the group of Shinigami and Ichigo took a deep breath. Before they got words out, Renji ran at Ichigo and started shouting at Ichigo locking hands with the busty lieutenant.

"ICHIGO! WHY ARE YOU TWO HOLDING HANDS?! TELL ME!" He shouted.

Ichigo pushed Renji away from him and replied, "First of all..."

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ALL THE BULL! SKIP TO THE POINT!"

"Well, Rangiku and I decided to-"

"Oh my goodness! Rangiku, please don't tell me you're dating this loser! He's not even a real Shinigami! Just a substitute!" Renji shouted.

"Well after all he's done I'd say he's a real one, we owe him." Rangiku scoffed.

"Yeah! And don't get in my face with your disgusting breath!" Ichigo shouted.

After Ichigo and Renji argued for another fifteen minutes, the bell rang and it was time for class to start. They still didn't exactly say that they were dating but Renji had a clue. Later after class, Ikkaku pulled Ichigo to the side.

"What is it"? Ichigo asked.

"So how was it"? Ikakku said mockingly.

"What?"

"Did they stay still? Or did they just bust out like BOOM!"

"I don't get what you're saying."

"You nailed her didn't cha?"

Ichigo was silent for a few seconds, "What makes you say that?"

"The way you two act around each other. It's obvious dumbass. You've got nothing to hide."

"There's one problem with it all Ikakku."

Ikakku raised an eyebrow, "Eh? What's that?"

"I don't think I can be with her always, she lives in the Soul Society."

"Visit like you normally do, let's get lunch and talk about this later."

The whole crew headed up to the rooftop, they all sat in a circle. It was a silent lunch..

"My goodness it's hot." said Yumichika.

His attempt to start a conversation failed, but Renji couldn't resist a chance to crack on Ichigo.

"Ichigo and Rangiku..."

"Yeah?" They replied.

"How long have you two been going at it?"

Ichigo swallowed his orange juice, "Well we actually didn't-"

"Good! I'm glad to hear it." Renji said in a cocky way.

"Hear what?" Ichigo asked?

"I'm glad to hear that Rangiku didn't let you inpregnate her."

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Ichigo asked.

"You don't have a bullet in the chamber."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me, you're shooting blanks. Cooking with a wet noodle."

"Renji! Shut the-"

"(Singing voice) Can't host the main saiiiil..(Mocking wimpy voice) Oh no! My sperm has fallen, and it can't get up!"

"Renji shut the fu-"

Renji had stopped the mocking after Rangiku karate chopped him on the neck. Rangiku knew what her strawberry could do, but she didn't want anyone to find out since Toshiro would be angry.

Everyone was in awe, not only did she just knock out Renji but it she did it for Ichigo. More importantly, it was on the account of Ichigo's sexual limitations being mocked. This further sparked their curiosity of whether the two made love or not.

"Asshole." Rangiku said.

"My, my. What's wrong with you Rangiku?" Yumichika asked.

"I'm fine. He was just...childish."

"Really? He was just saying how Ichigo couldn't get a-"

"Shut up!"

"You seem to be a little on the defensive side when it comes to Ichigo's manhood, plus he could've handled it himself I'm sure, I heard he knew martial arts."

"You're talking about a lieutenant versus a substitute." Ikkaku added.

"Who demolished some of the strongest men in the Soul Society as if-"

"Change the subject." Ikakku said sternly.

Well that was horrible, I haven't been on this in so long that I lost touch. Harsh, I know. So the story is back again, yey. Hope you all had a great New Years! I'm late on that, leave a story suggestion behind if you want. I actually had a funny idea I'll tell about next chapter! k bye.