Hilo. Sorry for the late chapter. Right, so I did put in a few new people. None are OC. Expect some weird stuff coming up soon and more awkward wording ;).

Disclaimer: I do not own anything.

Warnings: Cusses.

Nico landed on his two feet in the middle of the cabin with much grace. Also scaring the shit out of his new roommate (cabin mate?). One found, nine to go.

"We're going on a quest," Nico stated indifferently, "Pack your things and wait at the big house." Then vanished.

At Cabin 3.

"Percy, Annabeth, we have a quest," Nico appeared, Interrupting their rather heated make out session, scaring them for the second time that day. "Meet me outside the big house." Three down, seven to go.

"We have to get a cowbell on him." Annabeth stated.

Percy shook his head. "Me, Jason, and Leo have already tried to."

" You, mean Jason, Leo, and I."

At Cabin 1.

"Jason, Piper, we have a quest, meet me outside the big house."

And poofed away. Halfway done.

Outside the Hunter's camp.

Nico quickly scribbled a note that read:

Thaila. Quest. Outside. Big House. Fast.

Shadow traveled the note inside Thaila's pocket.

At the infirmary.

"Will we have a quest meet me outside the big house." Giving him a peck on the lips.

At camp Jupiter.

"Hazel and Frank, we have a quest," Nico said for what seemed like the millionth time that day. "Meet me at the big house." Only one left.

On Happy the Dragon (He's a cat not a dragon) {1}

"Hey Leo, good to see you alive" Nico said causally sitting on the dragons head "Hey Calypso."

"Hey Nico"

"NEEKS MY MAN, GOOD TO SEE YOU NOT STARVED TO DEATH!" Exclaimed a happy Leo crushing Nico in his embrace. " CALY TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU BEING GAY, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M FINE WITH IT. I ALWAYS NEEDED A SASSY GAY FRIEND." Leo screamed at the top of his lungs with a shit-eating grin.

Nico gave Calypso a look of betrayal, which soon mortified into a look that clearly said How-do-you-put-up-with-him.

"Sorry, he wouldn't shut-up after I told him that I knew you." Calypso said the shame on her face. Nico nodded in understanding. "So what brings you here, Nico" Leo asked curiously.

"We have a quest to kill a psycho killer named Voldemort and Caly you're welcomed to come along." Nico said. She nodded a yes.

"THIS GREAT. ANOTHER AMAZING QUEST WITH THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE ARGO II"

"Calm down, Hot Head." Nico said

Just then a flash of light a very old looking person appeared landing on Festus.

" Hello I'm Albus Dumbledore."

Leo matched that grin and shook Dumbledore hand, "Hi back, I am Leo Valdez, and this is Nico di Angelo and my girl friend Calypso."

They're some conversation, turning them all into good friends (No one knows why), but soon turned into awkward silence.

"I think they're starting your funeral Leo," Nico said obviously trying to make an icebreaker. This caused confusion in their unexpected guest.

"AWESOME. LET'S CRASH THIS FUERAL." Leo yelled.

Leading Festus over Camp Half-Blood.

"HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. BLACK BOTTOM THE SQUEL IS BACK BABY" Leo screamed to the camp causing some snickers from the other passengers.

He flew around camp whooping and yelling.

BRFFT. BRFFT.

The engine stopped. 100 feet off the ground.

Everyone clumped together hugging for their life and shrieking, in a very high pitched voice, crashing to the ground.

Hoped you liked it :). Please Review. All kinds are welcomed

1. For those of you who understood that; Cookies for all! For those of you who didn't, it's from Fairy Tale (I suggest you watch it)

-Meron Orenji MP