Sorry for the late chapter. It's pretty short but I hope you enjoy :) . And thanks to Slytherin of the Sea and Uhmmmm for reviewing. And this is supposed to be a parody but I'm not really all to good at exaggerating -_-.

"FESTUS," Leo sobbed "SPEAK TO ME BUDDY!"

"No worries lad, I can fix it in a jiffy," Albus assured. He waved his wand and the dragon was magically fixed by magic. "See no reason t-" Leo tackling in him in a big hug cut him short.

"LEO VALDEZ, YOU BETTER HAVE A PRETTY GOOD REASON AS TO WAY YOU'RE STILL ALIVE." A voice shouted at the scrawny Latino boy followed by a very hard punch to the face region.

"Haha, you see Piper I kinda…" Leo started nervously only to be hugged by the daughter of Aphrodite. "I'm so happy you're back," she whispered.

"Me too, Pipes." Leo murmured back with a sad smile

"What a touching moment!" Percy and Jason sobbed, blowing their nose with tissues.

"So, who are those two?" Thaila asked.

"This is Leo's girlfriend, Calypso, and that is Albus Dumbledore." Nico introduced waving in there general direction.

"Wow, Albus is a weird name for a girl isn't it." The Stroll brothers said

I'm Calypso," The titan (?) said " The old one is Albus"

"YOU'RE LEO'S GIRLFRIEND!" Everyone in camp screamed, expect for Leo, Calypso, Hazel, Nico and Percy.

"Y-yes" Caly responded taken back a little.

After the confusion of how Leo could get such a hot girl to love him was cleared, all attention was turned to the old man in robs.

"Hello, fellow half-bloods, I have a favor to ask of Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Jason and Thaila Grace, Piper Mclean, Hazel Lequeze, Frank Zhang, Leo Valdez, Nico di Angelo, Mark Gray and Will Solace." Albus said apparting (Spelling?) all of them to the big house.

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Everyone was packed and ready to go. They where currently discussing there plan to get money. Of course everyone was wary of the shit-eating grins on Percy and Jason's face.

"Hey, guys we have an idea." They said together.

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"Why are in front of a bank." Annabeth asked a little scared.

"You'll see" Percy said. Pulling a mask on his head.

"ALRIGHT, PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG,"

"PUT IT IN!"

"Umm… you're facing the wrong way, sir."

Percy giggled and turned around.

"ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY!"

"Will that be from your savings or checking account, sir?"

"Err- Checking's."

"May I see your ID?"

"Sure here you go" Percy pulled out his driving license and handed it to the accountant.

"Thanks."

Percy pulled up his mask and winked at Jason, wearing a similar mask, giving thumbs up; Jason responded with his own thumbs up.

"Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents in both accounts."

"Oh"

"Next!"

Everyone face palmed.

Tell me what you think by reviewing. I'll try to have another chapter up soon enough. Thanks for reading.

-Meron Orenji MP