AN HAPPEY EASTR!1 im so hap. My entir family all the walkers wnt to the lak today and my cousins the truckers did 2 (darryl is my aunts son lol) we had egs and stuf and my old uncl talkd about jesus or somthin lol. It was kind of lam. i was jerkin off darrhl the entir tim. Woohoo 4 penis hehehe,
Darryl: it felt relly good bab
Jo bel: I no hhehe. Anyway here is the most ecxiting chapter EVER:
CHAPTER 4: THE EASTR SPECAL
Daryl and I wer kissin in hershels hous when we decided 2 celebrat easter. The eastrr bunny was at the house 2 lol. So daryl and I saw the easter buny and sed hey how r u
Very horny" he sed wonderfuly
We played games wit him lol,"
SUdny my uncl came up
"R u redy 2 here about jesus" he said hipsterly.
Maybe later is said a bit annoyed
I WANTED 2 eat darryl and easter eggs. Darryl nd I went up 2 the bedroom and sat down. He kissd me sloppily. Yippee I said hypotheticaly.
Then uncl came up and told us a sstoyr
"FAGS R GONNA BURN IN HELL,' he said.
Basically If u think about easter gays cnt be right because THER ARNT ANY EGGS
Darryl nd I walked outside! Sudenly some zombies came up!1111111111111
I killd them all. "wow jo belle" darryl said. "that was realy cool"
Sudnly I saw something horrible….
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ONE OF THE ZOMBES HAD ON A MAKE AMERICA GR8 AGGIN SHIRT. "WTF hoe could he hav died, we know he was awsum because he was a real southerner (NORTHERNERS SUCK) I cried a lot 4 this man. He had a confedrit flag hat on. Daryl picked it up and put it on his head. "jo belle I jus released u look beautiful 2day,
Thnks
Jo belle and daryl went downstares. We killed some muzlim zombies. Then daryl told me somthin important.
:HO belle," I need totell u something important.
"what is it" I asked vocaly.
"it is tim 2 go back 2 my camp. I love u and am ready 4 u to come back.
\:BUT DARYL"
"what is it hony" he ask patiently
"we have 2 find out who kild Hershel!"
"your rite," he said impatently
We lookd 4 clues. (ther is music playin like in that show sherlok holmes (I AM WRITIN A SHERLOCK FANFIC OK BE EXCITD)
DARYL" i cnt wait fo it hony!1
JO belle: I no rite?
We saw many mysterious things! Like….. in the hous we found more pitchforks. And then we found something horrible!11 THER WER BLACK DILDOS!11
Some black fags must hav gotten hershell" JO BELE SCREAMED ZEALOUSLY!1
TOOO BE CPONTINEUD!11111
AN: OK GUYS SORRY 4 the cloff hangr. I AM NOT UPDATIN UNTIL I GET 5 GOOOD REVEWS OK?
So if your wandering what happens…. GIVE GOOD REVEWS!11111
DARYL: ok look guys my gf works really hard on tihs so u need 2 give her good revews!11
JO BLLEE: thnks ur da best daryl!11
NEZT TIM ON JO BELE WLAKER AND THE ZOMBIE APOKLOLSUP
WE SAW SOMONE THERE…..