Ok yal time 4 anew chpater. It's a god one I promis this time. THANKS 2 DARRYL 4 EDITING MY STORY. Ok so yeah this chapter has some DARK ELMENTS so if you're a fag or a cowerd or retarted u probaly will be OFINDED (THER, I gave u your fuckin trigger warning u losers.)
Darryl: Jobelle I love u and your the love of my life. CAN WE B TOGETHER 4EVERN
JOBELLE: OMG WATE R U ASKIN 2 MARY ME?
DARRLY: MAYNE SOON BB
JO BELLE: yah love u babe
And now 4 the story. its gon be a good one.
CHpater 5: hiiiiii
So daryl nd I were relly worried about hertschl. WE decided 2 smoke some weedl daryl and I wnt up to the top of the hous.
Daryl looked out acros the world. He held me like that guy held that girl in the movie wit that fag about the ship that was sinkin lol. i sanG a song lol
"I WISH I AWS IN THE LAND OF COTTON"
Daryl begin cryin. I sais "oh no bab crying:
"I jus realy lov the south and my heritaeg and THE FUCKIN NORTHERN FAG NIGGAS r tryin 2 take it away from us:
I realized 2, and begun to cry, excpt I stil looked realy pretty. Daryl said u look realy pretty and then he….
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KISSED MEEE ON THE LIPS OMFGTIS
then darry puled out a joint. We began 2 smoke until SDUNLY….
I GOT HI!1111111
I screamed anorexcikly (IM NOT ANOLRXIC THO) and said this is awesome. We smokd some more and then we smokd a cigarete. It was hot. Thn we went and talkd about lige in the south and how the north sucks and they are always beating the sout down for tryin to live free or die (it's the WAR OF NORTHERN AGRESUN AM I RITE?
Daryl: Babe u r so smart, im glad im gonna marry a girl like you and not some dumb slut
Ho belle went downstars happily. Daryl followed her slaping her booty playfuly;
Daryl and jo bekke looked around the hous some more. SUDENLY… they noticed a BASEMENT
They wnt 2the basement stealthily. I puled out my sword and I was wearing confederite flag ninja clothes. I looked down the basement nd I heard them talkin. "oh boy,' I says, MADLY.
It was easy (like u sluts givin me mean coments) 2 tell that they were slust. They were also gay, probably northern, and definitely black. Ugh yuck. They were also MUZLIM CAUSR THEY WERE MUTTERIN ALEEHU ACKBAR
WTF"! I SCREAMED MATHMATICALY
Daryll and I rushed downstars. I chopped ther heads off. I forcd them to hav GAY SEX WITH THE HEDS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THESE FAGS deserv!1111 then I chopped of some more heads.
Daryl nd I found treasur, more weed, some condoms lol, some blak dildos (yucks) and also some southern priznors. One of the prisnors was…
HERTSCHEL AND HIS FAMLY!11111111111111
TWO BE CONTINUED!
Darryl: wow this was a realy good chapter babe I was so exited to read it
Lol thanks babe, says jo belle, it was hard 2 rite.
SORRY IT TOOK ME SOOOOO LONG 2 UPDATE GUYS…..
I WANT MOR GOOD REVEIWS AND LES SHITY ONES OK PLEASE!111111111111111