"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" i screemd as dial feintd! "nao u wil be ma queef" answer sed. "no...naevar/" i sed beak. greeting tok out a gun...and SHORTED AT HIM!1 but he msidd.
"ow" i sed. a big puddel of blod got on my shirt. teh balk mcr logo on it got even blakker. i gassd...i had bean shot. i fel ova an did a die.
i was floten...floten abov ma body. i was in darkens. i flotd threw the darkies,,,,,goeng to ma fiat...i was gonad be a goffick angle...
"ranger"
i gads! i turd aron to se...FLUKE! "ham" i cred as i huggd ma pokiman! "wer ar we goen" i assd. teh litle tipsy dint anser. isned...he tok ot ma pokydecks!
"gay wat r u doen" i sed as he turnd it on. he wen to his politicking an pointd at it. i red teh moves part, "teh speshel mov lets the poker bing any1 bak to lief"
i gassd! ash did teh mov...an w got bak aliev,..."yay game" i sed sucken his pokedick "nao...we wil defet u..."
we did a kil of teem rockstar. "ya ya ya" me an gagra selebratid!
teh nex day i was namd teh best poki tyrant evr! ten me an gerter got marryd an ahd hot sex.
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