There is now a sequel to this, written by the lovely thir13enth. The one who issued me this accused challenge in the first place.
Details:
Title: love, hard and solid
Words: 1,654
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rated: M
Character: Hoteye/Richard B., Jura N.
Add this to FFN's url:
s/11903635/1/
Read it if you dare.
I big you all the best of luck.