It was 7.45am and Missy was sat at her breakfast table eating a piece of toast and watching the news.

She had woken to find that Wade must have disappeared before dawn. And after she turned on the TV she had seen why.

Across town there had been an incident with several armed gunmen in an arms warehouse and apparently a masked 'hero' had been seen heading in after them.

That had all happened 90 minutes ago and here Missy sat, dressed for work, watching rolling footage of the coverage.

She had just lifted her piece of toast to her mouth when she heard the front door slam loudly, causing the entire room to shudder.

She looked up to see Wade storm in, his mask missing and his red and black suit, covered in blood.

He gave a sudden almighty roar, wrenching his katanas from his back and throwing them to the floor with a clatter.

Missy raised her eyebrows slowly but continued to chew on her toast.

He breathed heavily and began to kick at a large grey beanbag on the floor.

Missy watched him carefully. Wade rarely ever lost his temper, he was usually cool and was ready with a punchline at every occasion. So obviously something bad must have upset him, to cause all this.

He let out another loud 'GAH!' before stopping and turning away from her and pressing his forehead flush to the wall.

Missy stared up at him.

"You OK, babe?" she asked in a slow voice, after a long moment has passed.

Wade was silent for a few seconds before he finally turned to her.

Removing his two large guns from his belt, he slammed them down onto the table next to the Cheerios, and pulled up a chair beside her.

He sat down with a whump, letting his head fall quickly to the scrubbed wooden table.

He gave a moan.

"I fucking hate people," he uttered in a irritable voice.

Missy's eyes travelled over the bloodstained spandex covering his chest. She could see that here and there were huge gaping holes. Bullet marks most likely, that had only just healed over.

"I heard there was some kind of gun fight," she said taking another bite of her breakfast.

Wade let out a groan.

"It was on the news," she said cocking her head at the TV which now showed images of several body-bags getting carried from the building.

Wade lifted his face from the table and looked over at tv.

"Those motherfuckers ripped off my mask," he said pointing at the now deceased gunmen being carried away. "I had to walk home like this."

He pointed to his red and scarred face. A face that Missy had gotten used to over the many months that she had known him.

"Awww, baby…" she uttered, as he shifted his chair closer to her, leaning his head against her shoulder and giving a sad pout.

Wade was still really bitter about what had been done to him all those years ago. Missy was one of the very, very few people who he was happy with seeing him out of his Deadpool costume.

He hated leaving the apartment without his mask or at least a hood and detested when anyone would stare at him.

Missy could only imagine what walking through the city this morning must have been like for him.

She could definitely see why he was so pissed.

He rubbed at her arm with his gloved fingers.

"At least you didn't get caught on camera," she said nodding towards the TV, trying to sound supportive. But Wade merely let out a loud huff.

"No but some fucking kid thought it was ok to take a photo of me on his iphone and upload it to fucking twitter," he said in a dark voice.

"Really?" said Missy staring down at him with a frown. "Someone needs to teach that kid some manners..."

"Oh, don't you worry," said Wade in an annoyed voice. "I fucking did."

And with that he extracted a large silver cell phone from the collar of his suit.

"'BigTittiesLover1999' now fucking LOVES penis. So much in fact, that he's posted a few dirty, dirty pictures as well as some out and proud tweets including one to his Mom and brother. Hashtag fraped!"

Missy gave a small smile as Wade tossed the phone haphazardly onto the table. He gave a sad sigh ad nuzzled his face into her shoulder.

She looked down at him sympathetically. "Want me to try cheer you up, baby?" she murmured.

He lifted his head, immediately looking perkier.

"Are you going to that thing I asked? The one with the handcuffs and the-"

"Not a chance…" she said with a dark frown, quickly shoving him off her and getting to her feet.

Wade folded his arms across his chest, giving a scowl and slumped in his seat like a moody teenager.

"I was going to offer to make you breakfast…" she muttered, picking up her coffee mug and taking a sip, before she moved off into the kitchen, taking her dirty dishes with her. "The little pancakes with the blueberries you like so much…but y'know….. if you're not interested…."

She heard him quickly get off his chair and follow her into the kitchen.

"I might be persuaded…." he said coming to stand behind her, pressing her up against the counter and placing a hand either side of her.

Missy smiled. "Thought so…" she uttered, busying herself with rinsing her coffee cup. Placing it carefully on the drainer, she turned to face him, still trapped within his arms.

She glanced down at his tattered suit, biting her lip.

"But in the meantime, I think you should get out of those clothes and into a hot shower…" she urged, poking him in the chest with her perfectly polished fingernail.

A wicked grin suddenly passed over Wade's features as he stared down at her.

"You want to join me?" he asked, leaning close to her, his lips almost grazing hers.

Missy smirked and glanced down at her watch.

"I have 20 minutes before I need to leave for work," she uttered with a sigh. She chewed on her lip, thinking for a long moment, before-.

"How quickly can you get out of that suit?" she murmured.

Considering Wade had been so upset that he had been seen without his mask earlier on this morning, it still took him less than three seconds to remove his red and black spandex costume and be standing in front of her completely naked.

Missy raised her eyebrows a pink tinge appearing at her cheeks as Wade shot her a grin.

She pressed himself against his hard body, feeling her chest flushing, and her breathing becoming suddenly shallow.

Her mouth lingered at his.

"I know what will definitely cheer you up," she uttered, nipping at his ear with her teeth before pulling away.

He threw her a hungry grin as she grabbed his hand and began to tug him in the direction of the bedroom.

"Breakfast in bed," she purred, as he willingly followed, slapping her ass as he did so.

Somehow she always had a knack of making Wade Wilson feel better…

Sorry it's a short one. Hope that was ok?

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