Really extremely sorry about the wait but I'm afraid you will have to wait a little longer:( If the next chapter doesn't come in the next few hours it probably won't be posted for a couple days. Meanwhile here are some bloopers of earlier chapters!
#1:
"We don't get wolves that size either. What's going on?"
"You mean you've never seen one?" Asked Gimli incredulously.
"No, sorry."
"It's a wolf of Aragorn."
"What the-?!" Aragorn suddenly started sprouting thick hair all over. A few seconds later he had become a huge wolf wearing a purple jersey.
"RAAARGG!" He roared. I screamed loud and hard bloody murder. In my last moments I wondered how this was possible and then he ate us all.
The End.
#2:
"I like venison." I cupcaked.
#3
"We'll starve to death," Pippin moaned.
"No you won't! This is almost twice as much as we need for everyone to have five. You'll be- HEY!" I had turned away from the bowl so I could speak to Pippin. In the split second that my back was turned, Merry had crept onto the counter behind me and stuck a can(empty), a liver, and a a large cow into the bowl. "What the- Ugg! Seriously! Now I'll have to measure out more water." I enlisted Merry and Pippin to help keep track of cups of water I added. Sam piped up,
"Fry cakes?"
"Hello Sam. Yep, they're almost done. Not."
"Well, can I help?"
"Yeah sure. I'll warn you, it has some odd ingrediants." He immediately began suggesting this or that spice, and dashing about from cupboard to cupboard, appearing to be in his element. Fifteen minutes later a tower of pancakes loomed above us. Also a cow. As we stared up in awe at what we had accomplished, Aragorn and Boromir stumbled in from the living room, still bleary from staying up last night.
"What... Is... That?" Asked Bormir. Aragorn simply stared.
"Pancakes/cow/liver. And I suggest you dig in before these hobbits eat them all." Gandalf was smiling broadly.