(A/n: Ms. Rain here with the fourth chapter and I changed it back to humor and romance lol Plus two chapters in one day...it's like I want to be done with this fanfic already or something smh )
Chapter 4: An Interesting Monday
The following Monday was an interesting one to say the least.
Stan and his group were at his house as usual that morning, ever since Stan got his license on his 15th birthday his friends were finally happy to go to school without having to ride Ms. Crabtree's shitty bus.
Stan did not mind as long as someone gave him gas money that is, which Cartman was in charge of much to his disliking.
They took a vote on whom will provide the gas money, and Cartman won it hands down.
Kyle is Stan's super best friend, and Kenny's poor and Stan's boyfriend (Cartman still does not know) so Cartman had no room to argue unless he rather take Ms. Crabtree's bus to and from school.
Today however was different. Cartman and Kyle were arguing as per usual, and apparently they betted on whom could get a girlfriend first before the other before graduation; to which Kyle surprisingly agreed to.
Kyle has NEVER accepted participating in any of Cartman's bets, always saying it is pointless and a waste of his time.
Stan sits next to his SBF staring at him in shock. "Kyle dude, are you crazy? You never and I mean never accept any of Cartman's bets, so why now all of sudden?"
Kyle shrugs, ignoring Cartman's side comment on him finally growing some balls. "It's an easy one, like any sane person would ever consider going out with a tub of lard. Plus the loser gets a humiliating punishment I can't to have fatass do."
"Like hell I'll lose Kahl, and for your information this is all muscle. I'm pretty sure girls would rather fall for someone who's strong than some scrawny ugly jew," Cartman points out then laughs.
"So what's the punishment?" Kenny asks, "It's not something cliché like the loser has to streak around the whole town right? I reaaaally don't wanna see a naked faass running around with his fat jiggling everywhere."
They all cringed at the thought with Cartman shouting an "Oi!" then Stan turns a deep green. He quickly runs to the bathroom.
Kyle shakes his head to get the oncoming image or oh god head, he so does not want to get mentally scarred. "Eww nooo dude God, you wouldn't see me for weeks if I witness scarring shit like that. Instead the loser," Kyle pauses with a smirk, "Has to wear the gayest outfit chosen by the winner."
Kenny blinks then bursts out laughing, already picturing Cartman in some ridiculous outfit chosen by Kyle, and Stan returns to see his boyfriend laughing his heart out.
"I don't know what the hell's so funny, but it's time for us to go." They grab their stuff then head out of the door with Kenny still laughing.
When they arrive at the school, both Kyle and Cartman went into the building together to get started on their bet while Stan and Kenny went inside the building together afterwards. The school and Cartman still does not know about their relationship, and since their school year is almost over, it would not matter if they knew or not.
They walk in together making plans as to what they should do once they go to "Sacred Pond" again after school. They want to do something different instead of just talking, kissing, and doing other dull stuff like that.
They head to Stan's locker first since his is the closest, and when he opens his locker, a piece of paper falls out. Kenny grabs and opens it, then his eyes widen. Stan takes the paper hoping it is not another love confession (He still gets those much to both he and Kenny's annoyance), he looks at the paper and written in big bold letters were the words, "Stenny ^-^" He looks at the paper in confusion.
"Stenny? The hell's that?" He asks.
Kenny's eyes are still wide, but he then grins at his confused boyfriend. "It's our ship name, ya know both our names combined," he tells him sounding awfully proud of their new found ship name.
Stan pales. "Our what?! But nobody is suppose to know that we're together so how..." Then it hits him, "The Yaoi club."
He feels like he is about to faint at the thought of them knowing they are together. "It's not so bad, look on the bright side, we'll be a better couple than Cryde, eh?" Kenny tries reassure his boyfriend.
"Noooo dude, you forget that I'm on the football team, what will the coach do if he hears about this?"
Stan is panicking at this point, and Kenny rolls his eyes then flicks the panicking teen's forehead. "Babe relax, we're seniors so once we graduate we'll be outta here so don't worry about it too much."
Stan relaxes and realizes that his boyfriend is right, they will graduate, head to college...
"Kenny what are your plans for after you graduate?" The sudden question catches Kenny off guard.
That is a good question, and he really does not know how to answer it, having not thought about it before. He maybe poor but his grades are still good, but what college will accept him?
Before he can reply, the bell rings signaling that they have five minutes to get to their first period class. They leave the question alone for another time, and head to their designated classroom, failing to see the piece of paper fall.
It is then picked up by someone seconds later, and they read it then then it up, throwing it in a nearby trashcan.
Time skip: Lunch
Stan is glad to be at lunch, even though they serve shitty food, like seriously who in their right mind would eat barely cooked hamburger meat on cold buns with cold fries...probably Cartman.
Stan is waiting for his boyfriend to enter the cafeteria while biting his lip so hard that it almost bled. When he entered his third period class, he felt like bashing his head in, the paper that had "Stenny ^-^" on it was gone.
He visibly paled at the late discovery, his teacher took notice and asked if he was okay. Stan replied no, and was excused to the nurse's office, as soon as he left he went straight to his locker.
Once he arrived at his locker, he saw no slip of paper in sight so he texted Kenny (Having bought himself a phone on his 16th birthday with Stan and Kyle pitching in to help him buy the latest one) about the missing note, and for him to meet him in the cafeteria to talk about it.
Both Kyle and Cartman walk in a few seconds looking irritated. "Probably something to do with their bet," Stan thinks, Kenny walks in soon after and Stan spots him before he can fully enter the cafeteria.
"Finally! Dude do you know how bad I'm panicking right now?! Like how could I let this happen?! What if someone's found it, and-"
Kenny cuts him off by kissing him, thankfully not many people are looking at the interaction. He pulls back giving Stan a slightly annoyed look.
"Stan for the last time, calm down. Even if someone found the note, I highly doubt anyone knows what Stenny is so re-freaking-lax already," he says then flicks his forehead again.
Stan rubs his forehead then takes a deep breathe, and glares at the unwanted attention; they then leave the cafeteria. They walk out into the hallway, but Kenny suggests they go up to the roof instead.
It is rare to see anyone up there, because rumors stated that someone committed suicide up there. It was not true, because if that were the case then a big scene would have happened and nothing like that occurred, but students were still weary of going up there though.
Upon reaching the roof entrance, Stan stops. Kenny looks at him in confusion, but Stan puts a finger towards his lips signaling for him to be quiet and listen.
He opens the door just a crack, and spots a tuff of blonde hair standing in front of a brunette and a tall noriette.
"Gee fellas, I didn't do anything I swear," Stan and Kenny recognize that voice to be Leopold "Butters" Stotch, nervously rubbing his knuckles together and looking down at the ground.
"Butters quit fucking lying, and tell us which one of you sneaky fuckers wrote this and put it in my locker," demanded an angry monotone voice belonging to Craig, whom is clutching a piece of paper in his let hand.
"C'mon Craig, it's not that big a deal," says the brunette Clyde while scratching the back of his head looking bored.
By this point, Butters looks really scared, his sky blue eyes glistening with oncoming tears. Before the little blond could say anything else, Kenny walks over to them with a innocent smile. Stan walks up next to Kenny, looking at the ground feeling ashamed for listened in on their conversation.
Craig's eyes looks murderous upon seeing them, Clyde puts a hand on his shoulder to keep him from doing anything rash.
Butters turns toward them with relief showing in his eyes then leaves giving him his thanks. Kenny and Butters are really good friends, if Kenny sees that Butters is in trouble, he will be there to get him out of it.
Plus he knows that he is in the yaoi club.
"Mind tellin' me why you two were messin' with Butters up here?" Kenny questions breaking the tense silence.
Clyde opens his mouth to say something, but his boyfriend beats him too it. "It's none of your goddamn business McCormick," Craig says while flipping him off then heads towards the door.
He could not take more than 5 steps before the paper in his hand is suddenly taken.
Kenny laughs at the teen's murderous glare then moves about from the angry noriette who is trying to take the paper back.
They are both the same height, but Craig is having a hard time getting the paper back from the blonde.
"You bastard, give it back."
"Not until I see what's written on it first."
Both Stan and Clyde watch, not wanting to take part in it. It took one minute for Craig to get the piece of paper back, and apparently it was enough time for Kenny to see what was written on it (How he managed to read it while moving around was beyond them).
He gives Craig a deadpan look. "You're upset over us being the better couple? I thought you hated the attention?" To think the always stoic teen would be mad about something like that.
Craig stiffens then blushes in embarrassment. "Wait what? You two already have a ship name?" He questions.
"Yep found a note in Stan's locker calling us Stenny," Kenny answers practically beaming.
Clyde looks at Craig with a deadpan look. "See told ya it's not a big deal." Craig flips him off still blushing.
Stan walks over to Craig and asks can he see the paper, he gives it to him and the paper read, "We've found ourselves a better and new couple than Cryde, and it's Stenny ^-^" Stan sweatdrops.
"Wow okay then but you haven't answered Kenny's question," he says as he hands the paper back to Craig who sighs while taking it. "Yeah I hated the attention, but-"
"We got really cool fan art and hell even some anime's were done about us, but now since you two stole the spotlight the yaoi club's gonna start making stuff for you guys now," Clyde cuts Craig off with a pout.
Craig sighs again. "Yeah pretty much what he said." Kenny is beaming now, already picturing the fan art that will be drawn of them and the anime they will be in.
"Wow that's actually pretty cool, but they don't umm, ya know draw us having sex do they?" Stan asks sheepishly while lightly blushing. He gets the feeling that they do, but hopes they do not post such drawings out in public.
Even if they did, the whole school would have been known about them, but still.
"Nah, if you want you can actually request them to do some stuff for you which is free of course,"Clyde tells him. He sighs in relief then thanks the brunette.
The bell rings signaling that lunch is over much to their dismay, they have not eaten anything but the two couples leave the rooftop. "This never happened, got it? Craig asks giving them a warning look.
"You got it," Kenny replies while Stan nods. They part ways, Craig and Clyde ditch the rest of their periods to go to McDonald's and then to stop by the Cherry blossom tree. Kenny wraps an arm around Stan's shoulder while smiling.
"We are sooo gonna go to the yaoi club after school, but first let's grab some lunch, I'm starving," he says while rubbing his stomach with his other hand.
Stan nods in agreement, completely forgetting about the "Stenny ^-^" note.
Time skip: After school
Both Stan and Kenny are standing in front of the yaoi club room's door. Kenny knocks then the door immediately opens revealing a smiling Butters, he opens the door wider to let them in while thanking the couple once again for saving his skin earlier.
Inside the room are drawings of all sorts of yaoi couples from both anime, and in their school decorating the walls. The four girls in the room along with Butters are Bebe Stevens, Red Kirby, Nichole Foster, and Heidi Turner.
They all squealed except Butters whom is still smiling at their new and favorite couple. "Oh my god it's Stenny!" Red squeals happily, "What brings you two here? Wanna request something?" Kenny smiles with a nod.
"You guys mind drawing both me and Stan under a Cherry blossom tree?" He asks. The girls squeal again, this time including Butters, and they all chorus that they do not mind.
They grab their drawing tools to immediately get to work saying that they will have the drawing done by the end of the week.
The couple leave the room then Stan looks around first, checking to see if anybody is in the hallway, and sees that there was no one. He kisses Kenny on the lips while smiling, then they pull back after ten seconds, both smiling at each other.
"Anything for you babe," Kenny says softly for he already knew what the kiss was for.
They leave out of the school building and head towards the "Sacred Pond." Upon arriving there, they spot a redheaded figure sitting on the bench. Once they get a closer look, they notice that it is Kyle staring out into the pond with a blank look, not noticing the couple standing beside him.
"Oi," Stan says while touching his shoulder, "Kyle are you okay?"
Kyle slightly jumps at the sudden contact, and looks beside him then gives them a small smile smile, his emerald eyes showing sadness in them. "Oh hey guys, I'm good, just thought I'd come by here and clear my head for a little while."
Stan and Kenny look at each other then sat on either side with the redhead, Stan gives his friend a concerned look. "Kyle tells us what's really bothering you?"
"Yeah, we'll try to help you out with whatever it is dude," Kenny encourages.
Kyle looks at the both of them then sighs. "Well it has to do with the bet..." He pauses, Stan and Kenny tell him to go on." You guys remember the punishment for the loser right?"
Stan nods. "You didn't lose did you? It's still the first day."
"No no no, of course not. It's actually the opposite."
Stan and Kenny's eyes widen. "Holy crap, dude seriously? You already found someone?" Kenny asks.
"Yep, but I'm not gonna tell you guys her name yet."
"That's nice an' all, but it still doesn't explain why you were sitting over here looking depressed," Stan says wanting to know. Kyle already told them that he won the bet, but has not told them why he was looking down about it.
The redhead tilts his head the to side in confusion. "I was looking depressed? How?"
"I don't know dude," Stan says while shrugging, "It just looked like you were when we saw you sitting here."
Kyle hums then stands up, and stretches, popping his back. "Nah I'm not sad or anything, I was just thinking about Cartman's punishment."
He turns to them with a raised eyebrow. "Did I really look sad? Wow I must've been thinking really hard then. I'm actually surprised I didn't look constipated thinking like that," he says then laughs.
The couple sweatdrop then shake their head, feeling silly for thinking something was troubling the redhead. "Well I'll leave you love birds alone. Oh yeah, Craig and Clyde were here earlier and apparently you guys are the number one couple now so see ya Stenny," he says with a wink then walks away.
Today has been really interesting, a lot happened in one day.
Stan and Kenny share a laugh then talk about how crazy their day was under the setting sun.
(A/n: I hope you enjoyed this chapter just as much as I did typing it. Now only 1 chapter remains sadly, and then I'll work on a Htf fanfic)