me: wait wasn't there supposed to be a fight scene with gokudera in the last chapter
brain: fuck
no worries m8 ? i actually also wanted to write hibari being GAY as fuck so here y'all. ALSO gokudera fight in this chapter.
Now that was clearly a really weird situation with Hibari so Tsuna absconded the fuck out of there. (It was nice though, to know that she can use this really intimate and friendly name. All girls do it, all girls can tell their friends to use a cute and intimate nickname so Tsuna shouldn't read really deep because it would probably end up with a very frustrated Tsuna and a lot of amused online lesbians.)
(She'll probably get kicked or get a tonfa to the face for leaving Hibari there, but Tsuna's feelings were getting dangerously close to infatuation territory so, she'd rather not get another crush on another straight girl. Is Hibari straight? Huh, Tsuna should probably ask someone, maybe Tetsu?)
"Kyo-chan, huh?" Tsuna repeated as she washed her hands. She bit her lips as her heart fluttered on how intimate that sounds. She shook her head and slapped her cheeks. "No, no! Tsuna, one crush is enough! You don't need two!"
She sighed and looked at her reflection once more. Her brown hair was still messy as ever and probably got even messier because of all the running she did. She giggled as she checked herself out on the mirror. (At least she looked a bit cute with her messy hair.)
Her eyes widened and she gave a little squeak as she realized that she was gone for an hour. Holy shit, Nezu will be really fucking mad at her and maybe mark her as absent without reason or maybe even mark her for detention! Ah-! She had plans after school! She doesn't want to get detention! (She was going to shop for new clothes for her platonic date with Haru!)
She quickly ran out of the comfort room to go back to her classroom. Perhaps she can sneak back without anyone noticing?
(As she ran out of the comfort room, she forgot about eyes watching her. Eyes that belonged to her tutor that was watching her with eyes that belonged to a predator rather a giver of knowledge.)
"If I kill this girl then I'll be a candidate for Vongola Decmo, right Reborn?"
"Sure."
If you ask Tsuna what she'd do after class that day, she'd probably say she'll go shopping then go home or she'll stay for detention then go home. She'll probably think that you're a mad man if you suggest anything other than that, especially if you suggest that she'll fight the new transfer student. (Why would she even fight the new transfer student? It seems rather dumb? Tsuna's not even a good fighter so…?)
Tsuna practically screamed for her life as she ran around, dodging fucking dynamitesthat Gokudera was throwing at her. (Oh my god, in all honesty? Tsuna was actually a bit ready to accept being part of the Mafia world since it sounded so romantic and honestly the mafia world might have a lot of pretty foreign girls? That was Tsuna's other weakness to be honest. Though, if being part of the Mafia word means a lethal beauty will throw bombs at her every day then consider her out!) (… On a second thought—wait no, this was no time for second thoughts, there's literally a bomb in front of you Tsuna!)
The brunette dodged to the left, narrowly missing the dynamite thrown at her. She sighed in relief as the dynamite exploded near her but not at her, but this relief was cut off as Gokudera threw a few more dynamites at her.
"Alright! You know what, this is unfair—" Tsuna screeched as she was dodging all the god damn dynamites again, "I didn't even want to become the Decimo, like I just wanted to live my life and have a nice wife- I mean nice life maybe?!"
Then, all of a sudden the dynamites stopped coming.
"Did you just say… Nice wife?" Gokudera stared at her in disbelief and Tsuna winced as she realized that the cover-up she tried to do failed. (Even Reborn was staring at her with an amused expression, but knowing Reborn she probably already knew that Tsuna wasn't exactly the straightest person living.)
"Um, I said nice life not nice wife?" Tsuna nervously grinned, trying to minimize the problem. She did not just out herself to the new student by accident. "You really really should probably—you know, get your ears checked."
"No, no! I heard nice wife!" Gokudera insisted, looking determined as hell. Why was she even determined to out Tsuna? "Reborn, what did you hear?"
"I don't know Tsuna, it seemed like you said nice wife to me." Her tutor simply smiled at her a bit too sweetly and Tsuna shivered knowing she got some kind of joy from seeing Tsuna squirming.
"Anyways! This isn't the conversation we should be having!" Gokudera interrupted them, her face in a strange blush, "We're supposed to be talking about your doom!"
"Why does this keep happening to me?!" Tsuna shouted in fear and terror as she continued to dodge bombs. She was getting weirdly used to dodging them too, which should be really really wrong but well shit happens.
"Tch. Double Bomb!" Gokudera suddenly exclaimed and Tsuna paled as she remembered one of the shows she used to watch as a kid. The silver-haired girl suddenly took out twice as many bombs from herself and threw it at Tsuna.
"I was just getting used to dodging the bombs! This is unfair!" Tsuna shouted, as she attempted to dodge all the dynamites. "Where do you even keep all these bombs?!"
"Trade secret." Gokudera smirked and took out thrice as many as bombs. "Triple Bomb!"
"You know this weirdly starting to sound like a children's show!" Tsuna shouted as she ran very far away from Gokudera. She didn't want to be blasted to bits! At least not yet, she wants to feel the taste of having a girlfriend before she dies!
She sighed in relief as she finally finds a spot where no dynamites can reach her and she looks at Gokudera's place—were those dynamites by her feet?
Shit, shit, shit, shit! The other girl didn't even notice since they were too busy and even if Gokudera noticed or if Tsuna yelled at her to watch out, it would be too late. She looked between her safe place and Gokudera, weighing if saving her is worth Tsuna probably getting blown to bits.
Tsuna bit her lip and then shouted, "I have a death wish!" and promptly ran to Gokudera and pushed her out of the way. She tried to get on top of her with an angle that shields her with Tsuna's body so if they weren't still out of the blast radius of the dynamite, Gokudera would still be safe.
Tsuna closed her eyes and grasped Gokudera's uniform tightly, as if in prayer (well really in prayer since she was praying to not die via bomb), waiting for the dynamite to go off and hurt Tsuna in any way.
But, nothing happened.
Tsuna waited a second, then another second, then five seconds, then ten seconds before she finally cracked an eye open.
"W-what on earth?" Gokudera stuttered, face red as a tomato, as Tsuna's eyes looked at her.
"Wait, what?" Tsuna was also confused like Gokudera. "I didn't blow up?" The brunette then realized how embarrassing it must be for Gokudera to suddenly have a slightly chubby girl on top of her so she quickly got away from Gokudera and sat at a respectable distance away from her. "Sorry about that!" She sheepishly grinned at her, "Though, I have to wonder who saved us?"
She heard a sigh and promptly turned to the sound. Behold, Hibari Kyoya was standing in front of them with her back facing them. Her long black hair was still swaying with the wind, as well as her seifuku, and Tsuna had to admit she looked pretty cool.
"Hi-Kyo-chan?" Tsuna confusedly asked as she cocked her head to the side. Did Hibari save them? That was—Tsuna slightly turned red at the thought.
Hibari then suddenly turned and glared at both Tsuna and Gokudera. She quickly approached them, tonfa in hand and slammed it to the tree nearby causing the tonfa to kinda stick out of it.
"Herbivores," Hibari started, and Tsuna shivered in fear. "Dynamites and any other kinds of explosive will not be tolerated in my school. Apologize before I bite you to death."
"Like hell we will!" Gokudera shouted back at her, "Tenth-" (um? who was the tenth? was it Tsuna?)
"-and I won't apologize and we will never-"
"Hie!" Tsuna couldn't help but cut Gokudera off, she didn't really want to get beaten. She quickly stood up and bowed to the prefect (reminding Tsuna of what had happened a while ago on the rooftop.) "I'm sorry Kyo-chan!" She looked up from her bowing position and saw Hibari's eyes soften a little, and Tsuna sighed in relief internally. Tsuna then looked at Gokudera and signaled her with her eyes to do the same.
After a few seconds of staring at a disgruntled Gokudera, the silver-haired girl finally also stood up and bowed to the prefect. "I apologize." She uttered softly, her pride obviously hurting.
Tsuna stood up straight again and nervously smiled at Hibari. Hibari merely narrowed her eyes at her, as if in distaste, and turned her backs on them and walked away from them, perhaps to continue her patrol*.
"You're free to go." Hibari said, waving at them. She looked back at them, not stopping her walk, "I'll look forward to the hamburger steak lunch tomorrow Tsu-chan."
Tsuna blushed at the nickname. When did Hibari started calling her by that name? It wasn't as if she didn't like it but—it was intimate and cute. Things Tsuna did not associate with the Demon Prefect of Namimori.
"Huh." She felt Reborn's hand ruffle her hair, "It seemed like you did not gain one famiglia member, but two."
Tsuna could only stare at her in shock but then shrugs and gathers her things and promptly goes home. She probably couldn't shop for new cute clothes today.
She'll probably take a long nice and hot bath when she gets home.
(That is, if Gokudera didn't stop following her.)
SCREECHES I'm finally done with this. night y'all.
I'm actually not happy with this chapter but eh.
also i might make a filler chapter abt kyoya's Dream Wedding with tsuna because i ... a Gay.