The Secret Life of Brian
Extended and Deleted Scenes
by LDEJRuff
Extended Scene 1 - Brian Creates His Clone
Brian quickly rushed upstairs to Stewie's bedroom. As soon as he entered, he quickly eyed a set of small insect-sized cameras inside one of Stewie's drawers on a plastic shelf.
"All right," he said, taking one camera out and putting it on his nose. "All I gotta do is enable the Bluetooth so that the app recognizes the camera for a live feed. It's a good thing the batteries in these cameras only last for 72 hours."
After tapping on his phone, the quickly eyed Stewie's crib.
"Okay," he said, paw under chin. "If I remember correctly from our trip to Las Vegas, Stewie's crib also doubles as a transporter, and triples as a cloning machine."
With that, Brian pressed a button on the wall near the crib, and a small door opened revealing a key pad. He then pressed a few keys on the pad, and the crib instantly transformed into a machine with a ray over a pad. He typed the coordinates on the attached computer and got on the pad, which lit up under him. The ray activated, zapping Brian. After the zapping was done, he just stood there. The computer showed a loading screen.
"Now, I need to know why the machine made clones of me and Stewie before," he said before looking at the computer screen. "Oh, now I see it."
When the loading screen got to 100%, Brian then heard his own voice coming from the living room.
"Yes! I'm back in the living room!"
"All right," Brian whispered. "My clone made it to the living room."
Just then, a screen split effect showed Brian's clone in the living room on the right side, and Brian himself in Stewie's bedroom on the left.
"I hope this plan of mine works," both Brians said. "Stewie'll be pissed if he found out I used his machine." With that, their expressions changed to those of fear.
Brian then pressed a few keys on the key pad, which turned the machine back into Stewie's crib. Afterwards, he then pressed the button that closed the small door that hid the keypad, took the camera off his nose and placed it back inside the drawer, and went downstairs to see his clone.
"Hey," Clone Brian greeted. "You must be the original me."
"Nice to see you," Brian greeted back. "Okay, you know what to do, Clone Brian. Whatever you do, don't let Stewie or any of the family know that you're a clone of me."
"Got it," Clone Brian nodded. "Anyway, what are you gonna do?"
"I'm going to see my son, Dylan, and take care of him, since we both know that Tracy disappeared. And since you're a clone of me, and you're expendable, you know what I'm going to do to you, right?"
The clone nodded. "Well," he sighed, "you be careful, original me."
"Thanks," Brian replied before giving his clone a hug and walking out the front door. He then looked behind himself and had a sad look on his face.
"I hope I know what I'm doing," he thought to himself before walking off.