The Secret Life of Brian
Extended and Deleted Scenes
by LDEJRuff
Extended Scene 2 - Stewie Destroys His Time Machine
Later that night, after borrowing the Benz from Justin, Brian decided to stay at a hotel room, still in Quahog. After paying the concierge, the first thing Brian was going to do was to use his phone and check how his clone was doing.
"All right then, Clone me," he began. "Let's see what's going on back home."
Brian opened the live feed app and saw his clone's perspective, walking across the hall. Some clanging was heard as soon as Brian started the app.
"What the hell is that?" Clone Brian said before opening the door to Stewie's room. "Stewie?"
Both dog and clone saw that Stewie was destroying his time machine, pieces and all. Brian was shocked.
"Uh-oh," he feared. "What a bad time to start my plan. But what has to be done, has to be done."
"Oh, my God," Clone Brian began, "what are you doing?!"
"This time machine almost killed us 100 times, Brian," Stewie said, ripping out a mainframe, still unaware that he was talking to a clone, "And yesterday was just too close a call. So, I've decided to get rid of it before something irreparable happens."
"But Stewie," Clone Brian shrugged. "Your time machine, it's like your crowning achievement."
Brian closed the app before Stewie could reply.
"I'll have to agree with my clone," he said. "That machine of Stewie's was his crowning achievement. And now, it's in pieces. Well," he sighed, "I guess my plan will have to continue. After all, Dylan needs a parent guardian."
With that, he sent Dylan a text message:
"Dylan, I think you're gonna have to wait a few days before I come to your house. There are some things that I have to take care of back at Quahog first. I promise to come to you soon."
And with that, he sent the text to Dylan, who replied back.
"It's okay, Dad. I understand. I can wait a little longer. Good night. See you soon."
As Brian read, he smiled contently.