The Secret Life of Brian
Extended and Deleted Scenes
by LDEJRuff
Deleted Scene 2 - One Cupcake Per Person (Secret Life Cut)
We're at Brian's funeral at the Pet Cemetery, which Brian had secretly attended at a far away distance.
"I know Peter wanted to say a few words." Lois said, allowing Peter to deliver a eulogy.
Pulling out a piece of paper, Peter began with a greeting, "Hi, everybody. Um, I guess the first thing I wanna say is, if you're not gonna have your cupcake, I will have it. There is only enough for one per person." With that, he put the paper away. "Well, that's all I've prepared. Okay, I'm winging it now."
Brian was surprised after hearing what Peter said.
"Cupcakes?" he repeated, whispering. "But dogs can't eat cupcakes, not if there's chocolate in the frosting."
Attending in public was Brian's cousin, Jasper, and his spouse, Ricardo, shedding tears of grief, not knowing that Brian was still alive and behind them.
"It's a good thing I didn't eat my cupcake," Jasper thought. "It had chocolate in the frosting."