The Secret Life of Brian

Extended and Deleted Scenes

by LDEJRuff

Extended Scene 3 - Vinny Offers Forgiveness (Uncensored)

Outside the Griffin house, after having breakfast with his family, Vinny walked over to Glenn's house and knocked on the door. Glenn opened it and was surprised to see him.

"Vinny? What are you doing here?"

"Hey, Quags, can I talk to you for a moment in private?" Vinny requested.

"Sure, Vin," Glenn replied. "What's this about?"

"Shhh," Vinny whispered, a finger to his mouth. "We have to talk about it inside."

With that, Glenn allowed Vinny inside and closed the door.

"Okay, Vinny, what is it?" Glenn asked.

"I don't want to argue with you about it," Vinny began, "but it's about your rivalry with Brian."

"Their former dog who died?" Glenn said, narrowing his eyes.

"You can drop the act, Quagmire," Vinny replied like Glenn wasn't fooling him. "You and I both know he ain't dead."

"What about Brian?"

"Well," Vinny began, "he called me during your stay at my house a few days ago. He told me about the fiasco you two had when you stole each others' girlfriends."

"Please, don't remind me about that night," Glenn begged in worry.

"And the night he fucked your dad," Vinny continued.

Glenn's eyes narrowed again. "Oh, come on!"

"He said that he didn't know about him being your dad until he was informed about it the next day," Vinny shrugged. "Look, Glenn. Brian's my big brother, and it just ain't right for you two not being friends and everything. Sure Brian ain't perfect, but he's still my big brother, and I love him. We may have different mothers, but he and I are still blood."

Glenn froze for a second. "You're related to that piece of shit?" he responded, shrugging.

"See? You're doing it again." Vinny pointed.

Glenn continued, "Can't you see that Brian's just using you? It's just that he and I don't get along very well. He constantly hits on Lois, fails at picking up chicks, and is a neglectful father."

"You're all of those things, too," Vinny replied, pointing a finger at him.

"Well, at least I'm honest about the girls I date," Glenn shrugged

"All I'm offering," Vinny began, "is that you forgive him for all the things he's done, like I have."

"Just go," Glenn said, pointing to the door. "I don't have time to talk about someone I don't like. Besides, I've got to prepare for the music festival."

Vinny walked sadly to the door and opened it.

"I was just trying to help, Glenn," Vinny said, turning his head to him. "You need to change. Think about it."

With that, he closed the door and walked home, leaving Glenn alone to prepare for the music festival.