The Secret Life of Brian
Extended and Deleted Scenes
by LDEJRuff
Extended Scene 6 - Vinny's Chat with Dylan
Later that day, at the Flannigan house, while Brian was busy painting the train with quick-dry paint, Vinny had to sit on the couch with Dylan.
"Thanks for coming over to visit, Uncle Vinny," Dylan said.
"No problem, Dylan," Vinny replied.
"So, I hear that Stewie's upset about the Christmas Carnival at the mall."
"Yeah," Vinny agreed. "But your dad and I are finding answers, so Stewie will stop getting upset over this."
"I also hear that you and Dad have the same father, but different mothers."
"Mmm-hmm," Vinny nodded. "While our father ain't around no more, and your dad's mother's a footstool now, my mother's still pretty much alive, yet she now lives in a retirement home for dogs. She used to stitch boxing gloves until she got older."
"Was she good with her paws?"
Vinny chuckled. "That's pretty funny, Dylan. Imagine if I'd say that to a piece of food later."
He would.
Brian showed the finished train to them.
"Wow, Dad," Dylan said in awe. "That's a nice train you guys picked up. You sure Stewie's going to like it on Christmas?"
"Like it?" Vinny repeated. "He'll love it! I can just tell him that it's from me when I give it to him."
"So, Vinny," Brian began, "are you ready to get this business taken care of?"
"You bet," Vinny answered. Turning to Dylan, he continued, "Well, Dylan, it's been nice talking to you again. Maybe I'll come over on Christmas and meet that mother of yours, if she's on her feet."
"Nice talking to you, too, Uncle Vinny," Dylan replied. "And Dad, see you later."
"Okay, Dylan!" Brian called back as he and Vinny were out the door.
"Boy," Dylan said to himself, "it's so nice to have a dog for an uncle. I wonder how many times that has been done before."
Cutaway: Mayor West, behind a black background, laughed hysterically.
"Whoa!" he said, shrugging. "That's crazy!"