Han Solo's Diary: PRIVATE! KEEP OUT!

by QUACK Inc

A few excerpts of Han Solo's diary. SHHH! Keep quiet about it or we just might find a blaster to our heads. Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars.

3. ENTRY 4850 -- Stuck on ship with princes

HELP HELP SOS SOS STUCK ON SHIP WITH STUCK-UP, KNOW-IT-ALL, INFURIATING (absolutely gorgeous) princess. But it hasn't been that bad because she LIKES me. I know this because she insults me at every opportunity.

At least Chewie's here for chaperoning.

Oh, look, a space slug ate us.