This is just humiliating. Tied to a tree, about to be eaten as dinner – and, wait for it – by teddy bears. Oh – and C-3PO, a god? Pfff! Please. That idiot couldn't find his way out of a paper bag with a map. But he got the Ewoks to play nice with us. They're cute. Except one of them dropped a you-know-what on my shoe. Disturbing news, though. I saw Luke and Leia having a DMC outside. And then Luke went off and he wasn't there in the morning (I wish he'd stop doing that). Don't die, little guy.