Han Solo's Diary: PRIVATE! KEEP OUT!

by QUACK Inc

A few excerpts of Han Solo's diary. SHHH! Keep quiet about it or we just might find a blaster to our heads. Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars.

6. ENTRY 4950 -- Saving the Rebels

RULE #1: never listen to the squid.

Sure, he might look like he knows what he's talking about, the big fish brain, but he's no more "Admiral" than the rest of us. Good thing my quick thinking saved the day! Oh, and Darth Vader's sacrifice too, I suppose.

RULE # 2: whenever possible, hug a Wookie.

RULE#3: don't talk back to the princess. Ever.