A/N: So lets do a kind of a "Mysterious Mysteries," kind of oneshot but instead of Dib's favorite show, we got Prof. Membrane's TV show. This is the first time I'm writing Membrane as a main role, mean he kind of had a role in GRBD (If you don't know what the intials stand for because your reading this in the future, scroll down my list of fanfics, it should probably be somewhere), but he was more of a side character.

But anyway lets do a nice, silly, and fun oneshot and relax, enjoy the reading presentation.

Invader Derp Productions Persents

"Probing the Membrane of Science"

(SCIENCEZZZZZ!)

[Setting: Some Place in Hollywood]

"So Membrane, you want the audience to completely despise you and hate you, and you want to do a terrible performance darling." said the Director.

"But wouldn't that make people hate the show?" Membrane asked.

"Yas but darling, this is supposed to be an ironic joke." he said.

"Oh, in that case, LETS GET TO SCIENCE!" Membrane announced, he bravely marched out of the room, getting into the live studio audience, with directions when to laugh the same way, or the applaud the same way.

"WE LOVE YOU!" said a man ripping his shirt apart in excitement, then everyone stared at him, "I... um, better leave now." He slowly walked out of the room.

"Um... anyway. Lets ask some random kid in the audience." Membrane said, Billy who happened to be there, suddenly jumped up and down with his hand in the air.

"PICK ME! PICK ME!" Billy yelled.

"Aw of course, now strange 30 year old man, what do you have to ask us?" Membrane asked.

"CAN WE TALK BOUT' DINOSAURS!" Billy said with his tounge out.

"Um... sure, we've never talked about Paleontology." Membrane said, then a cricket creaked as the audience stared in confusion, then Membrane talked in a more stupid voice, "Fossil study is thaaat."

Then everyone said, "Ooooh."

"Anyway, fossils can be found all over the world, lets talk to a fossil studyer I know." Membrane said.

Then they went to interview a demented guy with a cap on and drool from his mouth, "I've been in da fossil studyin' buissness for YEARS now and what I know, is that DINOS ARE SO COOL! MEAN AIN'T THEY! AIN'T THEY!?"

Then the interview ended with a snowy screen, "Oh, I forgot he got hit by a frying pan a few months back, like very hard," Membrane stroked his chin, "anyway bring in the T-Rex bones!"

Zim was behind the staff in a disguise, he did a laugh, he had put a device on the dinosaur bones to make it come to life, GIR happened to be with him also, "Ok GIR I have a device that will make the dinosaur COME TO LIFE!"

"YAAAAY!" GIR yelled.

"GIR watch over this as I do other duties." Zim said, he then walked into the bathroom.

GIR stared at it for 10 minutes, then the commercial break happened. "Master's been in the bathroom for a while," GIR looked at the device.

Membrane was in his dressing room, "This is going horribly wrong, what could go worse?" He said, he then heard a roar outside, "What is that terrible noise?"

Zim was finished with his "duties," when he saw GIR pressing buttons hyperactively, "GIR YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO AWAKE THE DINOSAUR YET!"

GIR ran, as he liked pushing buttons, Zim followed GIR until they met the dinosaur, Zim and GIR yelled in terror as they saw the dinosaur, Membrane came out on the stage with his Proton Laser.

"STAND BACK LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE! I'LL SAVE US!" He said, he then shot several lasers until the dinosaur picked him up and flicked his laser out of his hand.

"GIR this getting out of hand! Do you have the remote?" Zim asked, GIR handed out his remote with his tounge out, Zim then grabbed it as GIR started to sniffle a few tears, then going back to his hyperactive self.

"RUN EVERYONE RUN! SAVE YOURSELF!" Membrane said, everyone started running in terror until the dinosaur started dancing, it dropped Membrane. Zim and GIR came out dancing with the dinosaur, then Membrane shrugged and joined in on the dancing, then the rest of the audience and crew behind the show came on the stage and started dancing.

[Setting: Membrane Household]

Dib walked into the living room to see a usual Gaz gaming, "Hey Gaz whatcha watching..." Dib noticed everyone dancing and lifted an eyebrow, "You know I think Mysterious Mysteries is on." Dib then flipped to the next channel.

[The End to the Most Crazy Episode of a Show Ever]