A/N: So today I want to do a fun one. So I wanted to do a much better Dib-centric fanfic, last time I did it was awful, I was way to random and I think the ending making fun of ZaGr was kind of out of place. So I was daydreaming in school today having nothing better to do, when I thought the idea of Dib learning karate or something like that. Anyway lets begin.

[Setting: Doomsville Streets]

Dib and Gaz were walking down the street, Gaz mashing the buttons on her Game Slave, and Dib talking about a paranormal subject.

"So Gaz I was thinking of using this little shocking machine, TO SHOCK ZIM! I'm so diabolical even I scare myself sometimes." Dib said.

"Be quiet Dib, I'm trying to get through this last level, so you if you don't want to just be a giant head and a torso I'd reccomend listening to my advice." Gaz said.

"You know sometimes I think you can get a little to intense with that game." Dib said.

Then a guy with a bat walked in front of Dib and Gaz. Gaz pointed her finger at Dib and said, "Get him." And ran away.

"WAIT GAZ!" Dib was then picked by the bat guy.

"Gimme all your money kid." The bat guy said.

Dib dug threw his pocket, "All I got is a dollar." he said.

"INSUFFICENT FUNDS!" The bat guy said, he then dropped Dib and started beating him up with the bat.

[Setting: Dib's House]

Dib walked in rubbing his back, missing several teeth from his mouth, and wailing in agony.

"Hey Dib." Gaz said as he walked in.

"How come you ditched me!" Dib said.

"I wasn't going to be beat up by a bat." Gaz said.

"You know Gaz, I think its about time I learned self defense." Dib said.

"Yeah, yeah, learn self-defense upstairs." Gaz said.

Dib up in his room was on his laptop looking for a karate class.

"OOO AN ADVERTISEMENT! CLIICK!" Dib clicked the video.

"DO YOU WANNA STOP BEING A FAT WIMP!" The guy in the ad said.

"Um, I'm not fat but maybe wimp is corr-"

"WELL THEN COME DOWN TO JOE'S CRAPPY LITTLE DOJO! WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED! SNACKS! MORE SNACKS! AND EVEN MORE SNACKS!" The guy said.

"YEAH!" Dib said.

"WE ALSO CAN DO EXTREME STUFF!" The guy said, he then went over to a cement block and hit it, then he started crying in pain, then the scene cut to the guy breaking a plank of wood instead.

"YEEEAH!" Dib yelled.

"SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" Gaz yelled from her room.

[Setting: Joe's Crappy Little Dojo]

Dib walked into the dojo.

"Hey I'd like to be part of this dojo." Dib said.

"You think you can do it!" Joe said.

"Yeah I think I can." Dib said.

Then everyone in the dojo looked at each other for a second, then everyone except Dib started laughing.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN BE PART OF JOE'S CRAPPY DOJO!" One of the students said.

"Why can't I?" Dib said lifting his eyebrow.

"BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER SEEN NO ONE SO WIMPY!" Joe said, then all of his students laughed.

"But your ad said that you can make fat and wimpy people into karate masters!" Dib yelled.

"Yeah but not when they are as wimpy as you!" Joe said, then everyone started laughing.

"I'll show you! There's a karate tournament in 3 days, if I can win it, you'll let me into your dojo." Dib said.

"And if you lose?" Joe said.

"I'll do a monkey dance for you." Dib shamely said.

All of the people looked at each other, "Fine, you got yourself a deal!"

[Setting: Doomsville's Really Crappy Dojo]

Everything was crappy wood in the dojo, the people wore bathrobes instead of real uniforms.

"Hey can I joi-" Dib was interrupted.

"Sure if you got 10 bucks."

Dib called Membrane.

"Hey dad can I have 10 bucks?" Dib said.

"THIS ISN'T FOR YOUR INSANE THINGS ISN'T IT?!" Membrane asked.

"No karate class." Dib said.

"Oh, ok!" Membrane teleported 10 bucks to Dib.

"Here you go." Dib said.

"Now lets begin your training big headed boy." The dojo master said.

[One Montage of Failing Later]

Dib was crying because he couldn't do it.

"Oh don't feel bad, I'm pretty sure there must be some way you can do karate." The dojo master said.

"I ONLY HAVE 3 DAYS THOUGH!" Dib yelled.

"Just think..." Then the dojo master waved his hands in front of Dib in a slow fashion.

"What are you doing?" Dib asked.

"I thought if I was doing a weird thing it would help you faster." The master said.

"I KNOW! There is only one person that I know that is so good at fighting, she beats me up all the time!" Dib exclaimed.

[A couple hours of begging later]

"PLEASE GAZ PLEASE!" Dib begged.

"And why should I help YOU!" Gaz said.

"Because I know you used dad's sperum without his permission." Dib said.

Gaz growled, "Fine, I'll HELP you."

Dib jumped into the air and froze in a freeze frame.

Gaz was zipping up her coat, "Yeah, yeah lets go you moron."

[Setting: Doomsville Park]

"Now Dib my secret to beating up people is to use my WRATH!" Gaz said. She grabbed a plank of wood with a drawing of Zim on it, "What do you feel about Zim huh?" Gaz said.

Dib went to break the wood with his fist but then ended up hurting himself. "IT HURTS!"

Gaz did a facepalm, "We got a lot of work ahead of us."

[Some Epic Montage with Epic 80s Music]

"YEAH I DID IT!" Dib yelled.

"We haven't even done anything except that wood plank." Gaz said.

"I thought if I imagined some epic montage that it would fast forward my progress." Dib said.

[The REAL Epic Montage with Epic 80s Music]

"YEAH I DID IT FOR REAL!" Dib yelled.

"And thus your training has ended." Gaz said.

"I'll totally beat the karate tournament now."

"Just remember Dib to use your anger and your journey to the dark side will be complete." Dib rose one of his eyebrows at Gaz. "Got a bit into my Star Wars reference."

[Setting: Doomsville Karate Arena]

"WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE KARATE TOURNAMENT! WE'LL BE STARTING IN 5 MINUTES!" The announcer yelled.

Dib walked into the arena and met up with the JCD members.

"Hello wimp! Here to lose!" The members all laughed and high fived.

"No! Because I learned from my little sister!"

"Your little sister?! Does she wear a tutu!?" Everyone laughed, "Does she play with Barbie dolls!?" Everyone laughed, "Does she -"

"WE WILL BEGIN IN 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1!" The announcer said.

"See you on the court wimp!"

"SEE YOU ON THE COURT FAT NECK!"

The guy with the fat neck starting crying.

[4 Matches Later]

"Now we got solo contestant Dib Membrane against Joe's Crappy Dojo contestant, Ronny James!" The announcer said.

As Dib got up on the stage, flahbacks of people laughing and making fun of him rolled around his head.

"Hey how come we're rolling around Dib's head?" The Gaz flashback asked.

"So we can make him mad." The bat guy said.

Dib growled, and he stomped towards Ronny. Ronny tried to kick Dib, but Dib grabbed his foot and swung the man several times to his sides over and over, then he flew him up in the air, and when he came down, Dib did a punch in his gut in midair.

"Grandma is that you! I'm coming grandma." Ronny said, he was then knocked out cold.

"AND DIB WINS THE TOURNAMENT!" The announcer said.

"Yes! I'm lucky for once! I one the tournament!" Dib took in the glory raising his hands with his eyes closed., then Gaz randomly got on the stage and punched Dib in the gut.

"That's for blackmailing me!" Gaz said.

[Karate!]