A/N: So I wanted to do a Gaz plot that wasn't an Anti-Gaz. Because I've done 2 Anti-Gaz's and I'm pretty sure there are people who think I'm some Zim'sMostLoyalServant wannabe fanboy that tries to suck up to him or something by making Anti-Gaz's.

And while no one has said anything that I said yet. I just want to make this clear before the Anti-Gaz hecklers start coming along. I truly DO like Gaz. She's pretty funny, I like cynical characters from cartoons. So here's proof, by making a Gaz Fanfiction that doesn't having an anvil about to fall onto her head.

[Setting: Membrane Household]

Gaz was sitting on the couch doing her usual mojo, sit on couch, have pizza in one hand, and GameSlave in another.

"Hey Gaz watcha doing?" Dib asked as he walked into the living room.

"Playing the new Suckitmon game." Gaz said.

"You mean that game that sucks?" Dib asked.

"I don't like it when you question what I like Dib, now shut up, I'm trying to focus!" Gaz said.

Then the TV played a commercial that played a lullaby, then Gaz comedicly fell asleep immediately.

"NO! GAZ HAS DIED FROM THE TERRIBLE ADS!" Dib yelled, Gaz started snoring. "Oh nevermind."

[Setting: Parody World, Where I Write Parodies]

Gaz woke up in a bedroom, she had very tomboyish clothing and had a baseball cap.

"What the! I don't wear this! I wear the outfit I wear everyday because cartoon logic." Gaz said.

The TV turned on. "YO WANT TO LEARN INFO YOU ALREADY FREAKING KNOW!?"

"But I already know i-"

"So let me tell you my name, oh by the way since I'm legally autistic, deaf, and blind, can you tell me your sex?"

"You serious?" Gaz asked.

"YES I'M SERIOUS DON'T YOU SEE MY FACE THIS IS MY SERIOUS FACE!" The guy on the TV said fast.

"Um I'm a girl then..."

"And your name?"

"Are you some pervert, or a pedophile?" Gaz asked.

"JUST TELL US YOUR FRICKING NAME YOU SPAZZ!" The TV guy said.

"Gaz."

"EXCELLENT NOW WE'LL THROW YOU IN THE GAME NOW!"

[Setting: Gaz's Suckitmon Bedroom]

A lady with light brown hair and a green peasant blouse and skinny jeans came upstairs.

"Hey it's your 10th birthday even though you should know that knowledge." The lady said.

"Um... I'm 12. Your off by 2 years." Gaz said,

"NO TEN! Oh by the way since your 10 YOU MUST have a Suckitmon?"

"What kind of crapped up world is this!? WHAT KIND OF DREAM IS THIS!?" Gaz asked.

"I dunno. But anyway before you go!"

Gaz lifted her eyebrow, "Yes?"

"YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A CRAPPY PHONE!?"

Gaz looked at her with an odd expression, "Yes..."

"WELL I'LL TEACH YOU IT ANYWAY!"

"NO!" Gaz then shot her with a random shotgun, "What the heck did this come from? Is this like some kind of Piemations video where you can randomly get a gun?"

[Setting: Suckit Lab]

"Ah hello Gaz," the lab man spoke in a creepier voice, "I've been expecting you."

"How? I like just got out of my stupid house."

"I can see everything. Heh heh."

"Yeah just give me the freaking Suckitmon I was promised." Gaz said.

"Well there's the real, real, real-

[Spongebob Narrator: A Long Time Later]

"real, real crappy grass Suckitmon, a water one, OR THE REALLY OP FIRE ONE!"

"I'll take the fire one." Gaz said.

Then a fat boy with a reddish-brownish t-shirt with a pig on fire on it walked into the room.

"HI! I WANT A SUCKITMON!" The boy said.

"And what's your name little boy?" The lab man asked.

"I'M IGGINS!"

"Ok, so which pokemon?" The lab guy asked.

"Hmm... GRASS!"

"Sorry you must have water since you have to be dominant over the protagonist."

"BUT I WANT GRASS!" Iggins yelled.

"NOPE!" Then the lab man threw the suckitball at Iggins, knocking him to the floor.

"HEY YOU PURPLE HAIRED PERSON!" Iggins suddenly said to Gaz.

"What?"

"I WANT TO DUEL!"

Gaz sighed, "Fine."

"YEAAAH!" Then a sterotypical beginning to a pokemon battle began, Gaz knocked down her bar.

"I can't breath in that thing!" Gaz said.

[Setting: BATTLE WORLD WHERE PEOPLE BATTLE ABHAB KAJB NAKJNB AKJB NKJN AJKN AKN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]

"SQUIRTIO I CHOOSE YOUUUU!" Iggins said.

"Mmmm... Pigachu!" Gaz said.

Pigachu was a demented pig on fire, while Squirtio was demented looking too, but sickly looking.

"SQUIRTIO USE TAIL WHIP!" Iggins said.

Squirtio marched up to Pigachu very slowly in a intimidating march, then when it got close to it, it turned around and suddenly twerked at Pigachu.

"Oh, wasn't expecting that." Iggins said.

"PIGACHU! USE THE STRONGEST MOVE YOU CAN EVER USE!" Gaz yelled angrily.

Pigachu did the same thing to Squirto but instead of twerking, he headbutted him, nothing happened at first but then immedieatly Squirtio fell to the ground with x's for eyes.

"NO! NOOOOOOOO!" Iggins yelled.

"And I win." Then Gaz walked up to Iggins, "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!"

"Why?"

"Because your money is what we betted on Iggins!" Gaz said.

"We didn't bet on anyth-"

"I SAID GIVE IT TO ME!" Gaz said.

Then Iggins started crying and gave money to Gaz, then a money-related tune started playing.

[Setting: ACTUAL GAZ DREAM!]

"How you do that, I'M THE GREATEST SUCKIT MASTER EVER!"

"I don't know." Gaz said.

[A journey to "FirstGym'sAlot" later]

Gaz looked at the Gym, it had an alien looking statue on top of it with fire everywhere around it.

This must be Zim's Gym. Weird I didn't know he would have a gym in my dream. Gaz thought.

As she walked in she was stopped by a man.

"WAIT YOU NEED TO DUEL ME!" He said.

"Why it's completely useless to do that." Gaz said.

"BUT YOU MUST ANYWAY BECAUSE WE LIVE THE THUG LIFE!"

"Nah," Gaz then punched the man into his arm, then he started yelling in agony. Then as she passed by the other guys they stepped back covering their arms.

"Hello pathetic Earthling!" Zim said as Gaz walked up to him.

"Did you just call me pathetic!? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT MISTAKE YOU'VE DONE!" Gaz yelled.

"No not really, NOW! THE DUEL!"

[Setting: I think you know]

Gaz threw out her Pigachu and Zim threw out his Destroyerona.

"DESTROYERONA! UNLEASH YOUR ALMIGHTY POKE MOVE!"

Then Destroyerona walked up to Pigachu then poked it, walked back, and then Pigachu fell to the ground, not KO'ed but weak.

"GRRRRRR! PIGACHU USE RANDOM FIRE MOVE!"

Then Pigachu pulled out a pistol and shot a fiery bullet at Destroyerona, it just started for a second, then just collapsed all of the sudden.

[Setting: I think you know again]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zim said.

"Man I love being the protagonist." Gaz said.

"YOU'LL PAY GAZ! YOU EARTH SCUM!"

[One Long Journey Until the Champion Battle]

"Well who's the champion?"

Then Iggins walked up. "HI GAZ!"

"Iggins? How come you won!"

"I PAYED THE CHAMPION 10 BUCKS FOR HIS ROLE!"

"So you didn't get it from skill you just bribed him?"

"Doesn't bribing take skill, heh?" Iggins suggested.

"Um... should we do the climax now?" Gaz asked.

"Yeah." Iggins said.

[Setting: Really?]

"RANDOM CAT SUCKITMON!" Iggins said.

"Evolved 2 times Pigachu." Then Gaz threw out a huge beast of a pig.

"Um..."

"Slap him Pigachu." Gaz said.

"PIGA PIGA PIGA CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Pigachu yelled.

"NOOOOOOOO!-"

[One short thing I could've easily wrote but didn't because I'm lazy later]

It was the end of the battle, Iggins had won.

"HOW THIS DOESN'T MAKE SINCE HOW YOU WON!" Gaz said.

"Because Gaz, the Invader Derp wanted to surprise his readers with a twist! Oh by the way your going to fart and then wake up with a gasp in 3... 2... 1!"

[Setting: Back to the World]

The exact thing Iggins described happen, then Gaz waved her hand in front of her face, "What the heck is that smell? Dib did you fart?!" Gaz asked. Dib just shrugged.