This one came out short (which i have no idea how the hell that happened) but I said fuck it. I got some bad news and good news. Good news is that we can finally get started with the actual plot and character development. Bad news is that I have more flashbacks in this chapter too.
Still not sorry
Naruto: You eally got more bitchier over the time I was gone
10tailed: You would be too IF THE GODDAMN PIZZAMAN CAME WITH MY FUCKING FOOD. *takes deep breath*
Naruto: ooookkkaaayy and a little insane. Nice place by the way *props feet up on coffee table* hopefully it'll stay intact
10tailed: It fucking better. *looks at watch* *whispers and takes deep breath* Control, stay in control
*doorbell rings*
10tailed: FUCKING FINALLY *opens door*
Man: Hi sir! Would you like to talk about our lord and savior-
10tailed: You have three seconds to get the fuck away from my door. 1,
Man: Um sir have you accpeted-
10tailed: 2
Man: The devil is real and as His messengers-
10atiled: *knees man in dick* 3 and make sure you deliver that to your boss *closes door*
Naruto: You do realize you are going to hell for that.
10tailed: Hell better fucking have a good-ass fucking decent pizzaman
After the introductions, Naruto decided to join group of digidestined as their final destination was the same. Naruto being in the digital world longer was leading the group which irked two people in particular. The hanyou was currently enjoying himself from the conversation with Zoe and Tommy as both Bokomon and Neemon rode on his shoulders.
"So how did you get into the digital world?" Naruto asked trying to find out more information on his fellow digidestined.
Zoe replied back to Naruto with a small smile, "Well, from what we told each other before, our cellphones told us to be at a train station by a certain time. The next thing I know. I'm on a trailmon heading towards the digital world. I'm sure the other had the same experience. Right Tommy?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow at the word 'cellphone' but ignored. Tommy looked down at the floor with a flash sadness seen in his face and didn't say anything at first. He then looked up and gave them a smile that Naruto could easily tell that was fake. "Yup Zoe!" He chirped and Zoe smiled back at him.
'Poor kid, he must miss his family. What was Ophanimon-chan thinking?' Naruto thought referring to the other Celestial digimon he had the pleasure of meeting. He sighed while the fox in his head spoke up.
"Beats me kit, anyway it seems to be getting dark. While I know you can go on longer, these humans don't have the stamina or the power to move on from what I can sense." Kyuubi said.
Naruto mentally nodded and stopped making the group behind him stop as well. "Why did we stop?" Koji said, his usual cool and collected voice had a sharp tone to it. Naruto just ignored him and looked around the small clearing before smiling and nodding to himself. Koji silently fumed at the thought of being ignored and settled on brooding.
The hanyou then turned to address the slightly confuse group. "We'll stop here for the night. The sun setting pretty quickly and trust me when I say it's best to set up camp before night hits." Zoe and an oddly quiet Tommy nodded and sat down. JP glare increased but sat down as well. Koji chose to lean against a tree carefully watching our blond hanyou.
Naruto sighed at the dark-haired male. 'Yup reminds me a lot of Sasuke. Luckily for him I don't feel any malicious intent.' "Alright while I hate playing leader we need to set up camp and fast. So JP I need for you to go find firewood and Koji go gather freshwater from the river we passed." JP was going to protest at being bossed around but a sharp glare from Naruto made the boy hold his tongue. He got up and quickly went into the forest.
Naruto handed two canteens from his hip to Koji and pointed in the direction of the lake as well as giving Koji a look to stop any of his own protests. After dealing with those two Naruto turned to the remaining two plus digimons and gave them their task.
"I want you four to go in the woods and gather Meatapples. Since Bokomon and Neemon are natives they should show you what it looks like." Naruto ordered. They nodded and went to go before Zoe stopped and looked back at Naruto.
"No offense to you Naruto-san, but what will you be doing?" Naruto gave her a smirk which caused her to gain a small blush and look away. This cause his smirk to increase and for Kyuubi to roll his eyes.
"No need for formal names just call me Naruto or Naruto-kun, Zoe-chan." Naruto responded making Zoe's blush increase. "As for me I am going to scope out the area. While encountering a digimon around this is small, there are some who don't know when to quit." With that said, Naruto walked into the forest and Zoe and the others went in the other direction.
-(With JP)-
JP was walking back towards the camp with a bundle of firewood in his arms. He was grumbling about a certain blonde hanyou while thinking of another blond. Now a back story for JP, he never really had any 'real' friend's middle. He scammed and gambled with other kids gaining and losing money. Girls wouldn't want to associate with him since he wasn't boyfriend material. Boyfriend material includes: being hot, some type of athlete, has money for them to spend, being hot, being hot. Oh ,and did I mention being quite attractive!?
JP met none of those requirements in their eyes so most of the girls he met keep their distance. Imagine his surprised when he met Zoe. She was smart and kind, getting him to open up more. It didn't help that she was beautiful, well to be more specific 'too hot to handle'. JP quickly grew a crush on her and when Naruto came through, he couldn't help but to hate him. After all Naruto met the requirement of being a good boyfriend, he was handsome, some type of athlete if you were to look at his defined muscles, and his clothing looked pretty rich too.
Seeing this guy, straight out of a girl's dreamland , JP couldn't help but think that Naruto is going to try to steal Zoe away from him. Besides if there's anything JP has ever learned is that you need to keep what was yours. Zoe was his and he'll be damn if he lets some blonde punk wannabe take what was his, meaning Zoe.
"Hmph, who the fuck does this kid think he is, commanding me to work while he's probably sitting on his ass doing nothing." An image of a lazy Naruto sitting on the floor with a whip commanding the others to work popped in JP's mind. "He's probably trying to impress Zoe-chan. Yeah that's it. He knows Zoe has the hots for me and want her all to himself. I bet he probably hasn't even got his spirit yet." JP concluded and picked up the pace to the camp.
"I'll just get my spirit first and show Zoe-chan who's the real man here. I can't wait to show up that blonde-teme." JP chuckled. He came into the clearing Naruto picked out and placed the firewood on the ground.
"Huh, seems everyone's not here and where did the teme go. Maybe he left us here to die in this forest. I knew we shouldn't have trust him!" JP was about to continued his angry rant when a scream rang through the forest
"AHHHHHHHH!"
"That sounds like Zoe-chan!" JP said jumping up to his feet and shot off in the direction the scream came from.
-(With Koji)-
Filling the second canteen, Koji stood and began to walk back to the camp. "Hn. Something seems off about that guy. Whatever it's I'm going to figure it out." Koji said out loud walking slowly back to the camp.
"How did he find us? From my memory I haven't seen anybody with that type of hairstyle nor that shade of blonde at the train station." He stopped and took out his D-Tector. Koji studied it before scoffing and continued walking
"Whatever he looks like a happy-go-lucky idiot." Koji finished with a smirk. "Though that still doesn't seem to answer my questions." He said with a slight frown. He increased his steps to get to the clearing seeing the light from the sun fading. He knew some type of digimon roam the night and while he can most likely deal with it, he doesn't want to fight anymore today.
Seeing the clearing come up, he slowed down to a slow jog. Koji heard ruffling in the bush and was about to address the noise when JP came out with a thoughtful look on his face. Koji was going to speak when a scream rang from the trees
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
Koji narrowed his eyes, "Sounds like that annoying blond harpy." Koji looked and saw JP run in the direction and decided to follow him.
-(With Naruto)-
Landing on a tree Naruto stopped and jumped to the floor. "I think this is pretty far." Placing his hand in a familiar seal, the hanyou whispered, "Kage Bunshin no jutsu!" in poof of smoke 20 clones came into view.
"Alright, I want 10 of you to go scout the forest. The other 10 I want you go practice the Katon: Haisekisho. Oh! And try to do it quietly this time." He said with a small glare to his clones. Some nodded while others chose to flip him off and mutter curses underneath their breaths.
Naruto's right eyebrow twitched in annoyance. "Oi! Get your asses moving before I really give you a reason to complain." Needless to say the clones began their task. The original Naruto sat in a meditative stance trying to contact the beast within….literally. 'Hey! Kyuubi, wake your lazyass up!'
Kyuubi snorted and mumbled, "Shut up dumbass." before snoring again. Naruto gained a tic mark and was about to scream at the sleeping beast when an evil thought crossed his mind.
'That's okay Kurama. Enjoy your sleep.' Naruto thought to Kyuubi making the giant beast snore even louder. Naruto then let his plan go its course. At first Kyuubi seemed to shuffle before everything got quiet. Naruto then counted down "5..4..3..2..-"
"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK! STAY WAY YOU SPAWNS OF SATAN! DON'T GIVE ME A HUG, STOP PETTING MY TAIL! AHHH! KIT MAKE THEM STOP! I'M SORRY!" Kyuubi screeched out. Naruto chuckled loudly but decided that fox had enough so he stopped the dreamland filled with puppies, unicorns, and anything cute and cuddly.
'Now can we move on?' The hanyou thought. A wide ass smirk was found on his face. Kyuubi just glared or a fox's equivalent to one.
"That was evil Kit, more so than me!" Kyuubi pitched out, his voice higher than usual. This made Naruto go into a full fledged laughter. After a minute or so Naruto slowly calmed down and wiped a tear from his face.
"Well now that you're done being a dick filled asshole, we can move on to your training for the day. It seemed to be mental training day so get your blonde ass in here. It's time for yokai dodgeball while balancing on your tail."
Kyuubi instructed with a sinister smile Naruto had earlier .
Naruto face paled a few shades as he hated yokai dodgeball. His clones snickered and laughed at their creators distressed. "Chop, chop these babies ain't gonna dodge themselves."
Naruto mumbled under his breath about 'sadistic foxes' but went to do his training for the day. It wasn't long till a scream broke through the forest.
"AHHHHHHHH!"
Naruto jumped up and quickly ran to clearing, clearing his clones as he ran. Knowing the scream might have came from Zoe the hanyou quickly found her scent and rushed into her direction.
-(Before the scream)-
After Naruto set them off with their task, the group of 2 digimon and humans went into the forest to find the requested food. "So Bokomon what are these Meatapples Naruto asked us to get?" Zoe asked looking around for some sort of fruit from the trees.
Bokomon cleared his voice before going into as Neemon and the digidestined called his 'lecture voice.' "Well Zoe Meatapples are fruits that have the same characteristics and physical features as a regular apple. However they don't taste like apples instead they taste like any meat you would find. Some of them have a color difference to represent different type of meat. An example would be a blue one which would represent fish. Most are green and just like meat they need to be cooked before consumed. So Zoe does that answer…WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING!" Bokomon yelled at them seeing that the others were searching for the fruit.
Zoe chuckled nervously, "Of course we were Bokomon right Tommy? Neemon?" Tommy rubbed his hat and nodded to a fuming Bokomon.
However Neemon had to make his statement, "Actually it was pretty boring so I stopped listening after apple." Bokomon's tic mark grew and grabbed Neemon's pants, stretching them out then quickly releasing it. A loud snapped as well as a yelp was heard throughout the forest. Bokomon then began to yell at Neemon who was gushing out tears of pain.
Zoe smiled at the scene and turned to Tommy who was looking at the ground with a sad look. She walked over and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Are you okay Tommy you seemed to be down.?" Zoe asked in a soft, motherly voice.
Tommy flinched at the tone but nodded his head and replied back to Zoe, "I'm fine Zoe-san, no need to worry about me."
Zoe saw his wasn't okay and sighed. "Listen Tommy I think I may know your problem." Tommy once again flinched. "You miss your family or friends right?" Tommy stood still but eventually nodded his head. He looked up at her with tear filled eyes.
"I miss my mom. She was like my best friend cause I didn't have many. The other kids would pick on me saying that 'I'm a mommy's boy' and 'Babies should be in their crib not at a middle school'. My mom, though, would give me advice and played with me when the other kids wouldn't. She was there for me every step of the way and now being here without her makes me feel lonely and venerable." At the end tears were scaling down his face.
Zoe looked down in sadness and gave Tommy a hug with he gladly accepted. "It's okay Tommy you'll see your mom again. Besides you have me, Naruto, JP, Bokomon, Neemon, and maybe Koji. We would love to be your friend and would gladly help protect you. But sometimes you need to know how to grown up in certain situations. Can you promise me that you'll be strong in that situation." She finished looking down at Tommy, who in return looked back at her with an admired glance.
He then gained a determined look and nodded to Zoe. "Sure thing Zoe-neechan." This shocked Zoe, she didn't him expect him to think of her as his sister but smiled.
"If you two are quite done, can we continued our search for the apples." Bokomon said breaking those two from their thoughts. They blushed and were about to respond when an eerie voice spoke out.
"I rather you not. After all I hate it when prey slip away."
Zoe stood protectively in front of the others and pulled out her D-Tector. "Who's there come on out and show yourself." The voice chuckled and Zoe felt something touch her shoulder. Craning her head she saw a digimon and screamed her lungs out.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Oh no it's the second most evil thing in writing besides flashbacks, the deadly cliffhanger. So next chapter the gang fights yet another digimon or should I digimons. Tommy will also gain his H-spirit. About Tommy's and Zoe's relationship, it's pretty much a sister-brother relationship. I don't know much about Tommy's life before the start of digimon frontier.
Well another lie, i dont know jack shit. So i did this the nect best thing and winged it.
*stomach growls*
10tailed: Okay you what! Fuck this, fuck the pizzaman, fuck the pizza place. * grabs baseball bat*
Naruto: Why can't you just order again or get up and actually get *stomach growls too* Can we stop by that Chinese place
10tailed: Hmm let me think about that-NO.
Naruto: *mumbles* But I like thier eggrolls
10tailed: AND I LIKE MY GODDAMN PIZZA ON TIME. Now get in the fucking car
Naruto: okay jeez no need to period rage on me. *dodges knife* THE HELL DUDE!
-(5 minutes later)-
Lady: Hello welcome to Pizza Queens, the fastest pizza delivery in the state!
10tailed: *eye twitches* Two days ago I ordered two extra large pizzas with extra sausages-
Naruto: and ramen
Lady: MMMmmm and the name
10tailed: Tailed
Lady: Oh! *points outside* That guy took it like a few days ago
Dude: Um *runs away*
10tailed: I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU! *chases man
Naruto: *slides up to counter* So how Me and You ditch this place and practice the dirty tengo
Lady: Sorry but i have a boyfriend
Naruto: can i see a picture of him * sees his picture* *creates a clone and it leaves* Wait a minute
Lady: um... *phones rings* Hello? What? What do you mean? B-But I love you! *cries*
Naruto: Soooooooo about that tengo