And now we move on to this chapter. Oh and if I forget FUCK YOU PIZZA QUEENS.
*phone rings*
Mom: *picks up phone* If you're the government, fuck off.
10tailed: Um Mom
Mom: Oh it's you *props feet on Spiderman* you came crawling back to me?
10tailed: Not really. See I may or may not have got my ass jail for probably shoving a baseball bat up a fucker's ass.
Naruto: *in the background* And i killed a dude to fuck his girl
10tailed: Shut the hell up!
Mom: And this involves me because...
10tailed: Mooooooooom...
Naruto: *in the background* Oi! Try to touch my ass again and I'll rip your fucking legs off!
Mom: Sounds like you guys are having a blast to me
10tailed: Please Mom, Big Bubba is giving a look of hunger
Mom: Sounds like more of a "you" problem
Man: *in the background* Well hello there, mind if I show you "around" And pretty, young thing like you shouldn't be so alone here.
Mom: See that sounds like a nice man to me. *Siderman groans* Now I need to go attend to Spidey. Bye lazyass *hangs up*
10tailed: *in tears* Mom? Mom? *whispers* Fuck me
Man: You offering suga?
The digimon laughed and disappear only to reappear several meters away. It stood around 4 feet tall….if the damn thing was standing. Even though freaked out by the creature's appearance Zoe couldn't but to think how much it looked like a ghost with some huge teeth. "HAHAHA yes scream in terror, for are in the presence of the strongest digmon in the world! All have trembled before me. I am a god of this world and I have slay others who try and oppose me and- STOP IGNORING ME!"
Indeed, the others were ignoring the digimon with caused him to fume in anger. "Um...Bokomon is this digmon for real? I mean he's so…." Zoe tried to find a right word to describe Bakemon's brashness.
Bokomon sighed and responded back tiredly, "No, all Bakemon are unfortunately like this. However he seems to be the boldest of the bunch."
"Oh."
Bakemon grew a tick mark at the smaller digimon's comment. " Grr I'll show you bold, Hell's Hand!" Under its hands...arms *whatever the hell it is* sickle-like appendages grew. Feeling satisfied he rushed...ran.…*fuck it* the ghost flew towards his intended prey. Zoe's eyes widen and silently prayed to her D-Tector.
'Please work!'
EXECUTE
A cocoon of data wrapped around her from making Bakemon stop his attack in confusing, while the others took a step back. JP and Koji burst out of the bushes. "ZOE-CHAN…are you alr- WHAT THE HELL IT THAT THING!" JP pointed a shaking finger towards Bakemon. Said digimon growled menacingly with a twitching eyebrow.
SPIRIT EVOLUTION
The data cocoon burst showing Zoe's new form, a fairy with long purple hair, fair skin, and four green stripes on her face. The fairy wore a pink bra and panties, and a pink garter belt above her navel. She also had large, pink boots with green soles, purple backs with butterfly wings coming out of it, green borders at the top, yellow and red circles, and white knee pads with four green diagonal marks coming out of it, forming a butterfly image. She had on metallic gloves with a circle on the wrist with the symbol of the Spirits of Wind, and butterfly wings coming out of it, metallic shoulder pads and visor, and a headgear with butterfly wings coming out of it as well.
KAZEMON
JP stood looking at her and gained a huge blush on his face as he thought some not-so-innocent thoughts. "Wow!" He mumbled out dreamily.'And I thought the last time was an amazing site.' Kazemon smirked at Bakemon who had a confuse look.
"So you were going to show me how bold you were…right?" Her sounded angelic and wore a cute smile on her striped face. Bakemon shook out of his trance state and growled at the insult.
"Stupid bitch! TAKE THIS!" He charged again and swiped at her, hoping to bisect her in two, only to swipe at the air.
He looked around for her and pointed harshly at the group. "Tell me where she went and I won't kill you painfully." Tommy pointed upwards and gave the confused digimon his own smirk.
"Up here ugly." Kazemon taunted out. Bakemon grew another tick mark and looked up only to receive multiple kicks to the face. "Roseo Temporale!"
Bakemon was kicked backwards into the nearest tree, which so happens to be a Meatapple tree. "Hey look I found the meatapple tree." Neemon pointed out which was Tommy, Kazemon, JP and even Koji to sweatdrop at his lack of awareness. Bokomon however gain a huge tick mark with one eye twitching.
"Good job let me give you, your reward." He grabbed Neemon's pants and pulled them back before releasing them into a harsh snap.
"Itai, sorry I said anything." The now in pain digimon said.
"HOW DARE YOU HIT ME, YOU IMPRUDENT MONKEY?! DIE! EVIL CHARM!" A wave of darkness came flying towards Kazemon who flew upwards. The attack hit a tree causing it to become withered and fall over. Kazemon then gathered wind at her fingertips that transformed into mini tornadoes.
"Try this one Hurricane Waves." She let the attack go towards the angry digimon. Bakemon tried to move only feel something hold him down.
BOOM
'See, I told you it would work.' A confident voice though back to his predecessor. A growl was heard.
"You want want a goddamn sticker!?"
"ARGH!" Bakemon screamed and landed on the ground. Kazemon too landed on the ground and walked over to the fallen digimon. "I'll let you go. Just don't bother me or my friends again." She warned and turned to walk back.
Suddenly Bakemon stood…flew back up. "NO, I WON'T BE DEFEATED!" He screamed with bruises clearly shown in his body.
Tommy saw this yelled at Kazemon, "BEHIND YOU NEE-CHAN!"
A cocoon of data surrounded Bakemon's form like Zoe's had earlier. Bokomon looked on in horror, "Oh no, he's digivolving." Kazemon took a fighting stance and unnoticed by everyone Koji slipped behind a tree.
'Well shit! Now what, smartass?'
"The fuck are you asking me! This was all part of your ingenious plan, dickface!"
Naruto scratched the back of his head. 'I didn't think this far! That's why planning is your goddamn job!'
PHANTOMON
Bakemon's new form, if standing yet again, stood around 5 feet and resembled a small grim reaper. He was covered in grey clothing with a hooded red cape with symbols on the inside and was pulled up. This covered his face from view only showing his icy blue eyes. He had an eye-like necklace and held a golden scythe.
"Hmm why don't you try hitting me again weakling." His voice was much more hoarse but firm. Kazemon got down on her hands while spreading her legs.
She spun very quickly created a strong force of wind and delivered a roundhouse kick towards the digimon. "Temperest Twist!" She called out.
Phantomon disappeared from their view causing Kazemon to miss. "Huh, where he go?" JP asked looking around.
Tommy looked around too, "Where Koji-san?"
JP frowned deeply, "The prick probably abandoned us like a puss just like that blonde-teme." He cursed not knowing that Naruto was indeed watching them from his perch on a tree.
Tommy was about to respond when Phantom appeared right in front of Kazemon "Diabolic Star!" Dark energy was released into the weighted chain at the end of his sickle which he proceeded to slam Kazemon with.
"Kazemon-chan!"
"Nee-chan!"
The group ran towards the downed Kazemon who was struggling to get back up. Phantomon took this time to power up another attack. "Die, Shadow Scythe!" He brought up his scythe to slash at the down digimon when a rock hit the back of his head.
Annoyed by the intrusion, he looked over to the see the smallest human of the group giving his best impression of a glare. JP looked shakingly at the boy and started to back away. "Leave my Nee-chan alone you, bully." Tommy then threw another rock at the phantom.
Phantomon slashed the rock and went charging forward "You insolent little brat!" He was about to bisected the teen when a lightsaber blocked his strike.
"Try picking on someone your own size."
Phantomon turned towards the intruder who happens to be Lobomon. "GET OUT OF THE WAY!" He twirled his scythe breaking the lock and tried to slash Lobomon who jumped right in time.
Lobomon jumped back and gathered light energy into his left wrist. He quickly aimed it at the phantom digimon and smirked. "Howling Laser!"
BOOM
Another dust cloud formed from the attack shadowing the area from view. However Phantomon's voice was heard, "Hehe, nice attack but here try mine. Diabolic Star!" Lobomon felt pain in his lower back and was sent to the nearest tree rather harshly. When the dust cloud cleared their stood Phantomon completely unscratched.
"This why I'm the god of this world! Haha. Now onto this worm." He turned towards a still struggling Kazemon. "I suppose I could save you far later use." He leered at the end.
"Fuck the plan!" A voice rang out before Phantomon was pushed back from the fallen and confused digimon. They all looked up to see Agunimon in all his glory. The fire hybrid stuck out a hand for Kazemon. "Need some help, beautiful?" The fairy digimon blushed and with use of Aguinmon's hand, she slowly stood back up. Agunimon saw her blush a gave a toothy grin showing his sharpened canines.
JP narrowed his eyes while Tommy looked relieved. "Now who the fuck is this bastard?" The older teen asked the two smaller digimon. Bokomon held a wide grin.
"That is Agunimon, the legendary warrior of fire." The rookie said already knowing who held the spirit.
"Just how many legendary warriors are there?" JP asked. Agunimon immediately tensed and grabbed Kazemon, earning an 'eep' from her. He jumped both from a scythe swipe that would lobbed off their heads.
"Great another monkey joins the fray!" Phantomon growled out. Agunimon set Kazemon down and gave out his own growl.
"Had I known that it was Halloween for pipsqueaks, I would have brought another in-training here!" Kazemon and the others stifled back a giggle. Phantomon, however was in no laughing matter.
"A joker, eh? Well laugh at this Shadow Scythe!" He swung his scythe again, this time it had a dark tinted like shadow following it. Agunimon grinned and to the shock of everybody.
He blocked it with his arm.
The warrior grinned and to the immense ire of Phantomon he chuckled. That bastard actually chuckled! At him!
"You know standing there isn't going to beat this guy." Agunimon called out. Kazemon quickly shook out of her surprised state and seeing Phantomon still immobilized, she gather wind at her fingertips.
"Hurricane Wave!"
The attack hit and Agunimon landed back next to her. "Well since that's done-"
Agunimon was caught off guard as something came flying at the two. He would jumped them out of harms way but a wall of shadows surrounded him. Not really thinking about himself, he quickly sprung into action.
Kazemon too saw the object and the shadow walls. She closed her eyes waiting for the pain to come. "You... know this... isn't ...the first time." A voice rasped out.
"And the chivalry award of the year goes to this dumb-shit!"
'Thank you! I would love to thank myself for being awesome and having a useless, perverted asshole piece of shit known as Kurama in me for seventeen years .' Naruto replied back.
Kazemon opened her eyes to see Agunimon in front of her. Her eyes widen when a scythe was seen lunged in the digimon's back. "No." She whispered out not knowing Agunimon heard her. He grunted before ripping the weapon out of his.
The action caused a little bit of blood to squirt on the once green grass. Phantomon's cackle was heard all over the forest and Agunimon gritted teeth both in pain and annoyance.
Tommy and the other looked on in horror seeing how they can't do anything to help their friends. JP stood trembling in anger, 'Where's that fucking blonde asshole!? They need his oh-so-great help!'
Tommy too was trembling in anger but not about the same thing. 'I need to help them. Come on stop being a baby! DO SOMETHING!' Tommy bit his lab and clenched his hands into fist. "I promised Nee-chan. I..I." "I WON'T FAIL HER!"
Phantomon came into and made his way to the two digimon. He was stopped on his path when a rock hit him in the back of the head. He turned as another soared through the air. Phantomon slashed at the rock with narrowed eyes.
"You know what brat? You're starting to get on my fucking nerves. Now leave or I'll cut you into pieces." Phantomon turned back around to face Kazemon when another rock sailed to hit him again in the back of his head. 'That's it! He's fucking dead!'
Tommy grabbed a couple more rocks and faced the fuming digimon with a smirk, "Why don't you come and back up that threat you bully." He turned and ran in the forest. Phantomon who was already seething, flew after him.
"NO, Tommy!" Kazemon called out and Agunimon took the time fall on one knee.
'One thing I hate about being a digimon, my hanyou powers are dulled like a bitch!' Naruto thought as he shakingly stood back up.
"Should've thought about that before you took the scythe to the back. " Kyuubi simply said smirking as he got a mental picture of Naruto flipping him off.
JP ran over with Bokomon and Neemon. "Kazemon are you ok" JP asked not bothering to ask Agunimon. Not that it bothered the fire hybrid. As for Kazemon if they could see her eyes, they would be rolling at his stupid question.
'Of course not you idiot!'
"I need to help Tommy! He'll get hurt or worse and I plan to kept my promise!" She spread her wings and tiredly flew up in the direction the two went in. Agunimon gave her retreating figure a look of pride and smiled softly. "Hold on Tommy. I'm coming." She whispered as a new thought crossed her mind. 'Wait! Where the fuck is Naruto!?'
After waking up Koji who turned back into Lobomon, the other ran after Kazemon and the others. Well in Agunimon's case, took to the trees.
-(With Tommy)—
Tommy ran as hard and fast as he can. However it appeared to be not working since Phantomon was gaining on him fast. "Come back here you pest!" Phantomon slung his scythe at him Tommy quickly turned to the right and kept running. The scythe soared past head and got stuck into a tree.
Over his shoulder tommy had to make a remark, "Why won't you do it yourself!" Phantomon growled and flew at a faster pace. Tommy kept running till he hit a small stream. He stopped turned to see nothing until he felt himself get smacked by the blunt side of Phantomon's scythe. "Gah" Tommy said in pain while tumbling down to the ground.
Phantomon's eyes screamed 'murder' and in a cooler hoarse voice, "I have to hand it to ya, brat. You lasted longer than I would have expected but you're little show ends here. Do you why you lost? Because you're weak and weak won't survive here! Now DIE SHADOW SCYTHE!"
Tommy closed his eyes. 'Is this how I die? Sorry Nee-chan, Mom, I guess I won't be finding home with you guys.' Then a flashback hit him.
-(Flashback)—
Tommy was seen to be in his room crying his heart out. "Why won't anybody befriend me? I'm not a momma's boy! I can as grown up as them!" Tommy continued to cry when he heard his room door open and in walked in a beautiful woman. She was 5'6 and had short light brown hair that fell mid-neck. She had brown eyes and a beautiful pale skin complexion. Right now she was wear a blue wife beater with a mini jacket over it. She also had long khaki pants and brown flip-flops.
This women was none other than Tommy's mother, Himi Mikoto. She sadly sighed and walked over to her son. She sat down next to him and slowly started to caress his hair. "What's the matter sochi." Tommy raised his head to see his mother before tossing himself into her arms.
"Why won't they be my friends?! Why do I get picked on?! Why?!" Tommy cried even harder and pressed himself deeper in his moms chest. Mikoto signed again and was about to reply back when Tommy beat her to the punch. "Maybe I should give up on making friends. Know likes me so what's the point anymore?" Mikoto's sharpened slightly and moved Tommy so he was facing her.
"Listen, I know you're having a hard time making friends and I understand how hard it was to fit." Tommy stopped crying and looked at his mom with a confused expression.
"Let me tell you a story Tommy, your grandfather, my dad, had a hard time choosing his jobs. So we moved around a lot from city to city, even country to country. Each time I had to be enrolled into different schools a lot and making friend was hard even seemed impossible at the time. Some nights I would cry myself to sleep because of my bad luck."
"I was just about to give up when my father told a quote I would never forget. 'Don't give up, for you'll always regret later in life'! What I'm trying to say Tommy-kun is that you should give up now. Things maybe rough but it will always get better. Promise me you won't ever give up." She held up her pinky finger and gave him a small smile.
Tommy wiped the remaining tears and wrapped his pinky around hers giving Mikoto his own smile. "I promise Kaa-chan!" Mikoto smile grew and gave Tommy a kiss on the cheek and ruffled his hair making him pout cutely at her.
"Why don't we go out for ice-cream?" Tommy noded and gave his mom a hug.
-(End of Flashback)—
'NO! I WON'T GIVE UP NOT NOW NOT…'
"EVER!" His D-Tector glowed and an ice barrier formed in between Phantomon's scythe and Tommy stopping the attack. Phantomon's eyes narrowed at this and flew backwards to observe.
'The fuck?' "Interesting trick child but you're still weak." Tommy pulled out his D-Tector and gave Phantomon his harshest glare.
"I'm not weak because I'll never give UP!" Deep under the water an object glowed and flew at high speed to the surface. Tommy didn't know what came over him but he pointed his D-Tector towards it. Phantomon eyes narrowed even more.
Promise me you won't ever give up.
'Kaa-chan'
EXECUTE
A data cocoon wrapped around his small framed just when Kazemon and the others came bursting through the bushes. "TOMMY!"
A figure in the trees smirked and sighed, "Finally! Now let's sit back and see what he could use with this new found power." And like he said Agunimon sat down and leaned back the tree was standing on as his wound healed.
SPIRIT EVOLUTION
The air got colder and the cocoon burst and everybody eyes got wide. There stood not Tommy but a digimon that resembled a small polar bear with green and red amour.
KUMAMON
"Wow so this is what it feels like to be a digimon" Kumamon said as he held his hand in front of his face and then clenched them while turning to look at Phantomon.
Said digimon shook out of his trance "So what you! Gained a little bit of power but you're still weak!" And rushed towards Kumamon. "Eat this Diabolic Star"
Kumamon rolled to the side and blew an icy gust towards the ultimate level digimon. "Crystal Breeze!" Phantomon flew higher to avoid the attack but forgot two things.
"Hurricane Wave!" He was thrust back down to the ground harshly causing a mini crater. Lobomon gathered energy into his left wrist.
"Howling Laser!" An energy blast made out of light slammed into the downed Phantomon creating an even bigger crater "That was for last time."
Kazemon floated back down next to Kumamon. She looked at him and smiled brightly at him and was about to speak when an explosion of dark energy shot up for the crater. "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
Phantomon came out of the darkness and boy did he not look very happy. In fact he looked completely pissed. He vanished from sight and appeared behind Lobomon sending a Diabolic Star straight to his back making him crash into a tree and de-digivolved again.
He reappeared in front of Kumamon and Kazemon to deliver a Shadow Scythe when a hand of fire stooped his tracks. "You're right enough is enough." Kazemon and Kumamon looked to see it was Agunimon. Said digimon pushed Phantomon back and delivered a roundhouse kick to the digimon. Phantomon went soaring through the air and landed roughly to the ground.
Agunimon looked back towards Kazemon and Kumamon and gave them a warm smile. "Nice job you two. Rest, I'll handle this digimon." He disappeared before the two could say anything and threw bits of fire at Phantomon.
Phantomon screamed out of pain and anger and got up. "Grr you all are like flies. Just die already. Shadow-"
"Kitsune Punch!" He was hit by a fox made of fire and was slammed back down to the ground. Agunimon jumped in the air and gathered fire around his feet before shooting down on Phantomon's back. "Kick of the Kitsune!"
BOOM
An explosion occurred kick up dust. The other coughed and waved their hands in front of their faces to rid of the dust. Eventually the dust cleared away to reveal Agunimon standing over a beaten Phantomon who was slowly designating into red data particles. "Why, How? I'm the strongest digimon in the world. A god." Agunimon looked down in pity and sadness
"No one is truly a god." Phantomon closed his eyes and chuckled. After all the traces of Phantomon were gone, Agunimon de-digivolved back into Naruto shocking the others. "Sorry for not telling you guys earlier Congrats Tommy, seems like my plan worked just fine.
Now something cracked in Zoe's brain. Plan?
That no good, deviously handsome-
"BASTARD!" Naruto raised an eyebrow as Kazemon stormed up to his face. "What the fuck did you mean by plan!? Tommy could have gotten seriously hurt caused of your careless act of entertainment. Did you plan me KICKING YOUR ASS!? HUH!? ANSWER ME YOU BLOND BASTARD!"
JP had never been so afraid of any women in his life. 'Damn I never knew Zoe-chan could get so angry but the bastard deserved it. Seeing that dick show his true colors may push her towards me!'
Now there are a few things that could get Naruto piss, whether it be something big like someone hurting his friend or small like the market running out of ramen. However if there's one thing that can make him furious, it would be getting blamed. After All the villagers did to him and Naruto really hates the villagers…and his so-called teammates.
So after Zoe who de-digivolved back stopped yelling at him, Naruto gave her a little piece of his mind. "Listen well, I did what I did to help you. What are the chances that humans from the city, with no special combat training, can fight off creatures with powers that can level a city? That's right no chance. So gaining your spirits can not only save the digital world from whatever shit it gotten itself but also make sure you survive to save it. Being only human can only help but so much. If I didn't help Tommy now while things are easier, then later on it will be much harder." Naruto finished and walked towards the other, leaving a stun Zoe.
"Let's head back to the camp and get some rest." They all nodded execpet JP, who was doing his best glare towards Naruto. Naruto turned towards JP and snarled, "What the fuck are you glaring at!"
JP's glare got heavier and replied back towards the tired blond. "What makes you think you can come here and tell us what to do. As I recall you're not the leader and you're human too, dick. You have a human spirit? Big fucking whoop! You probably have as much training as me. So don't think you're better than everybody."
JP shoved Naruto a little bit making everybody's eyes go wide, Naruto on the other hand growled at the useless attempt to intimidate him. JP smirked a little and made to shove him again when Naruto grabbed his wrist.
The hanyou's growl deepened and while JP wouldn't admit it, he bit the inside of his cheek to keep from crying out in pain.
Zoe placed a soft hand on Naruto's shoulder. The hanyou grunted softly, eyes still fixed on JP's pain ones. "Please stop." Naruto turned his head and locked eyes with Zoe. What took about a second felt like years the two as both got to see what their eyes really held.
"We're all just tired from the day and like Naruto suggested we should get some sleep" She said softly. Naruto let go of JP's wrist and walked back to the camp without saying another word.
JP just hmpf with his eyes closed, unconsciously rubbing his sore wrist. "He's lucky that you stopped him. I would have beaten him into a pulp. Right, Zoe-chan." He opened his eyes to find them already gone ahead and ran to catch up.
Done and we are moving.
Naruto: Keep moving dumbass
10tailed: Typing and running requires alot of fucking attention
Naruto: I'm sure you'll get alot of attention from Bug Bubba if they catch up to us *shudders*
10tailed: Noted. So do you know where exactly where we are and why did you pick a FUCKING SEWER TO ESCAPE IN!
Naruto: Sure let me just walk out the prisons front door cause that sooooo easy. *looks down* GODDAMNIT I STEPPED IN SHIT! FUCKING SHIT!
10tailed: Karma's a bitch ain't it? Hey look light *runs*
Naruto: *cries and runs* I just got these shoes three days ago!
10tailed: Tough shit! Hah! *walks out tunnel* Finally shit-less air!
Naruto: So now what? We are practically are escaped convicts.
10tailed: We are leaving this shit-hole of a city and their shit Pizza Queens. First we need a ride and my car is somewhere-
Naruto: TAXI *taxi car pulls up*
Taxi Guy: How may I help you boys.
NAruto: Yeahhhhh i'm not sorry *throws man out of car* Thanks though
10tailed: Well their goes my plan on being on the down low