A/N: So I wanted to do a karma plot that wasn't Gaz-centric. Because I've already did an Anti-Gaz recently. So Dib would just be kind of mean spirited since he's already pretty unlucky, GIR, like how can you do it with GIR and have a good conscious? The only one that I could really do was Zim.

So... I don't know insert some clever comment to start off the fanfic right here.

Invader Derp Productions Persents

"Some Bad Karma"

(By the way if you skipped the announcement focus here, THIS IS NOT AN ANTI-GAZ PLOT!)

[Setting: Zim's Lab]

Zim was sticking his tounge out while working on GIR's assault mode setting.

"Ok GIR, you are ready for my latest plan to DESTROOOY the Dib-HUMAN! Now GIR, I just need a super clever way to get you into Dib's room."

"May I suggest doing an invisible cloak and to me to sneak in the room... WEENIES!" GIR said.

"No GIR, that plan is STUPID. I have a much better idea, hiring a filthy human mercenary that hates that Dib-worm also."

[Setting: Membrane Household]

Zim knocked on the door hoping that Gaz would open the door, which she did.

"Zim this is the 2nd time in a row you've came into my house in fanfictions of Invader Derp, SO STOP DOING IT!" Gaz said when she opened the door.

"But scary Dib Earth worm relative, I'd like if you'd place GIR into Dib's bedroom." Zim said.

"Zim I do my handy work for reasons. There's no influence over me. So no thanks." Gaz said.

"Oh wait! Dib uh, stole your stimulator."

"You mean my GameSlave? And plus I'm not falling for that trick again. You pulled that trick when you lost that backpack or something."

"Um, then he ate all your pizza."

"WHAT!? HE MUST PAY FOR HIS MISDEEDS!" Gaz grabbed GIR and went right upstairs.

"My plan is working out perfectly... MUAHHAHAHHAH-" Zim then coughed, "I should see someone about that COUGH I've been having."

[Setting: Doomsville Middle Skool]

[Decided to do a Fade into Ms. Bitters room since I haven't done that since Season 1]

"And that class is why the cat species is a threat to all humanity. Any questions about my rant?" Ms. Bitters asked. Everyone rose their hand. "Ok, we're all good."

Dib came in with his coat all ripped up, and beaten up too.

"Hello Dib." Zim said as Dib entered the classroom.

"Zim how come you beat me up?" Dib asked.

"How'd you know it was me?" Zim asked.

"Because it was GIR who attacked me, it was pretty obvious."

"Dib just sit down and stop causing all of this unnessecary drama." Ms. Bitters said.

"Something will happen to you Zim. As Earth's Greatest Defender the Universe will do the thing they do to all people when they mess with good people like me, KARMA!"

"Oh come on Dib worm, the Universe loves me."

In the solar system all the planets and the sun then said, "No not really."

"Just you wait Zim, just you wait."

[Setting: Doomsville Middle Skool Cafeteria]

"This filthy human food!" Zim said, then the food moved, "AH! THE FOOD! IT MOVED!"

"Hey Zim." Gaz said behind Zim.

"Hello, thanks for helping me again sad Earthling." Zim said.

"Oh yeah, about that. I opened the fridge later that night, the pizza box was still there, it still had pizza. Explain."

"What do you mean, Dib uh-"

"Zim I knew you lied to me. And you want to know what happens when you lie to me."

"No not really." Zim said.

"I guess you'll have to find out the hard way." Gaz cracked her neck and then her knuckles.

[Setting: Nurse's Office]

Zim was covered all over with ice packs, so many that all you could see were his eyes.

"Can I get more professional Earth healing techniques? I'm still hurting," said Zim.

"I'm a skool nurse not a professional." The nurse said.

"Don't you need to have an Earth lisence to do that still?" Zim asked.

"Uh..." Then the nurse ran and jumped out of the window.

"I'm just going to go now." Zim said.

[Setting: Skool Recess]

Zim was playing dodgeball with all of the other skoolchildren, Chunky on the other team had the ball, then he threw it hard to Zim's stomach.

"OOF! MY TOTALLY HUMAN ORGANS!" Zim said.

"C'mon guys center to him!" Chunky said.

"It's like you always have to command the bad kids don't ya Chunky?" Riddy said, Chunky threw a ball to his stomach, "OOF! WHY DID YOU DO THAT I'M ON YOUR TEAM!"

"Just felt like it." Then everyone threw balls at Zim.

"AH! THE HUMAN WEAPONS!"

Then when Zim fell down the whole other team circled around Zim with dodgeballs in their hands, then epic music played as they lifted up into the air, with a beam of plasma forming around them, then they all threw their dodgeballs. They threw it so hard it flew Zim over the Skool fence.

"AAAAH! OH NO A HUMAN TRUCK VEHICLE!" Then the truck hit Zim. "NO NOT THE MEETING CENTER THATS A BUILDING!" Zim crashed into the building.

[Setting: Doomsville Volunteer Hospital]

Zim was in a full body cast while GIR was continously handing flowers to Zim from a bag, and we're talking a long time and a lot of flowers.

"GIR that's enough flowers."

"No I insist..." GIR said, he continued to what he was doing.

"Hey Zim, believe that karma happened to you?" Dib said as he entered the room.

"Yes, your scary sister attacked me, then I get hit multiple times with those dodgeballs, got hit by a truck, and then crashed into a building."

"Oh speaking of Gaz, she wants to see you." Dib said with a grin.

Zim had a worried expression on his face knowing it was going to be bad.

"Hey Zim, I felt I did one less punch than you deserved, so..." Gaz went over to Zim and hit him so hard in the stomach that he was puking for the next 3 minutes.

[And dat kids is why you don't do bad things]