Kind of hard to remake an AN without fucking up. So yeah! This Chapter! Stuff and umm more Stuff. Shit goes down!
Naruto: Who know having a ninja friend could earn you so much money. *sits a couch with beer*
10tailed: That same ninja almost got raped in a gangbang of horny old ladies *shudders* God that image is disgusting
Naruto: Hey! Who knew that horny potion actually worked! That was all scinece.
10tailed: *picks up phone and dials number*
Naruto: Calling the big M
10tailed: Hell no! Yes, um i would like two extra large pizzas with extra sausages delivered by your fastest delivery man. Thanks *hangs up*
Naruto: Again? What about Chinese food or actually getting you lazyass -*dodges knife* OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
10tailed: *whisperes* I will get my fucking pizza and if you try to stop me *holds up knife* I will castrate you like a goat.
Naruto: *pales* You hung out at your Mom's house way too much.
10tailed: What was that
Naruto: *in a high voice* Nothing buddy
"ZZZZZZ!"
'How the hell can someone sleep like that?' Zoe thought to herself. Being a firm believer that sleeping increases one's beauty, this was hell. ' How the fuck can the others not hear THAT!' Zoe turned to the other side trying to get comfortable with the ground. Just when she found the perfect spot..
"ZZZZZZ!"
'MOTHER-FLYING-FUCKER!' She thought madly into her head. Knowing she won't get any sleep, she rose up from her 'bed'. "I can't get any sleep now."
She sighed and looked around their camp. Tommy was sleep quietly a few feet away from her. Koji was sleeping against a tree away from the camp while Bokomon and Neemon were back-to-back. JP on the other hand was on his back with his best impression of a spread eagle. Loud snores were coming from him every 5 seconds.
Zoe signed and turned away to face their other member but found him nowhere to be seen. 'Where's Naruto?' She walked forward into the forest. The moon trailed brightly behind her as she ventured further. 'Did he run off?'
The area was silently except for Zoe's footsteps against fallen leaves. She got an eerie chill. "I don't like feel of this place." She whispered to herself.
"You seemed troubled."
Zoe was about to scream when a surprisingly soft hand covered her mouth. "Whoa there, it's just me." Naruto gave her a foxy grin causing Zoe to blush a little. He snickered and removed his hand from her mouth.
Zoe lightly glared at him and softly slapped his chest. "Don't do that! You almost gave me a heart attack." She placed her hands on her chest to prove her point.
Naruto smiled, "But seeing that cute face of yours scared was worth it." Naruto didn't noticed that his comment made Zoe blush…hard. She turned head away.
"So what are you doing out here Naruto-sa…I mean Naruto-kun." Zoe asked trying to fight down her blush.
Naruto sighed and looked up at the moon , "Well, I needed some air and the fucktard's snoring wasn't helping me sleep." Zoe already knew who the ,'fucktard' was. After all she was up for the same reason.
"But why are you up as well?"
Zoe looked Naruto with a deadpanned expression. "I don't know how the others could sleep through that!" Naruto laughed with Zoe joining in a second later. After they calmed down, Naruto grasped Zoe hands leading her deeper in the woods.
"Come on I want to show you something." Zoe blushed increased tenfold. Several minutes later Naruto led her to a cliff that overlooked the forest below. The moonlight was giving everything a light blue to a greyish glow.
"I found this earlier and thought I was a nice place to relax." Naruto let go of her hand and sat down, patting the space next to him. Zoe, unconsciously missing the feeling of her hands in his, sat down next to him.
What he failed to tell was that he was watching her ever since she awoken. This place was an old mental training ground where the hanyou would meditate. Of course Kyuubi used that time to tease the hanyou. It was quiet for a few minutes till Zoe broke it. "Naruto-kun, I'm sorry for snapping at you earlier. It was just that I was tired and I thought I almost lost Tommy. I didn't mean any of it." 'And I thought you left us' She didn't say that last part in fear of embarrassment.
Naruto sighed and look towards her. "I know but it should be me apologizing. I completely understand your reason to yell at me. I put everyone in danger because of my actions. I just thought that I couldn't risk that chance." Naruto looked back towards the forest below . "I just know that things are going to get tougher in the future, so I wanted everyone to be prepared and ready."
Zoe looked at Naruto and placed a hand on his shoulder causing him to turn and look at her. "I understand somewhat, so thank you for looking out for us, Naruto-kun." Zoe gave him a big smile with Naruto returning it. They then turned back to watching the moon.
Moments passed and Naruto decided to break the silence this time, "So Zoe-chan what's your life like back home? I bet it's entertaining." Zoe eyes widen in sadness and looked down.
Naruto mentally kicked himself. 'It looked like it wasn't and I just had to remind her.'
"Hah thats understatement straight from the pits of hell. Fuck, you remind that I'm forever binded to a dumbass with tendencies to get himself in life threatening situations!" The beast inside Naruto told him. Naruto mentally rolled his eyes.
'Fuck you Kyuubi! And I'm not a danger prone dumbass. I just have my moments!'
"Well one of your moments led to us being chased out of that Floramon village!"
'And how the fuck am I supposed to know that plant type digimon can actually go into heat? Shit like that is meant to be impossible!' Naruto then cut the mental link and focused back into reality.
"You don't have to tell me anything, if you don't want to." Naruto offered softly slightly surprising Zoe.
"No, I want to tell you. Things like this can't be kept inside for long. That and I trust you." She got quiet at the last part. Naruto's eyes widen a bit before he gave her his full attention.
"My childhood was actually pretty great, my mom was a painter and my dad was an office manager. I have an older sister, Tomoki, but she moved out after high school and went to college to be a photographer when I was 12. My dad would bring me to his office at times and show me how he worked. Sometimes, he let me boss around his coworkers."
Naruto gave her a soft smile and chuckled softly. "So that's why you're so bossy now." Zoe gave him a soft glare before smiling and continuing her story.
"My mom would show me her paintings and projects and sometimes we would paint together." Her smile faded a bit.
"However we moved to Italy when I was 10. The move was ok I guess and the people there were pretty nice. My sister would visit every Christmas and bring gifts from all over the world." Zoe smiled at the memories.
"At school, I was pretty popular and my friends were funny and pleasant. I joined the cheerleading squad in 8th grade through my junior year. My favorite subject in school was surprising language. I don't know why but I loved to learn as many languages as I can. I thought things were going great but…"
Zoe smiled faded now and was replaced by a frown. Naruto grabbed her hand softly into his. She took a second to marvel how much her hand fitted perfectly in his much bigger ones.
"One day, my dad got a call from his old job wanting him back. So we moved back to Japan, leaving our happy and fun-filled life in Italy. I got enrolled into Subuaki High School and I-I thought things would go back to normal like it did in Italy."
She felt Naruto squeeze her hand and squeezed back. "I thought wrong because they all treated me as an outcast, some alien from another planet. Nobody wanted to hang out with the Italian freak. Being called names behind my back and bullied daily, made it hell there!"
She was in tears at the end, so Naruto pulled her into a comforting hug. She failed to hold in her tears as they came trailing down her face.
'Outcast, huh? I can totally understand you on that level.' Naruto just sat there running his hands through Zoe's hair while the girl cried on his chest. ' Her hair is so soft.' Several minutes later she stopped crying and got off his chest and sadly frowned.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to soak your shirt with my tears" Naruto waved off the apology and gave her a sad smile.
"It's quite alright actually. You can say we both shared that in common." Zoe gave him a confused looked and Naruto sighed.
"Naruto..." Kyuubi growled out in a warning tone.
'Calm your shits!'
"My childhood wasn't….pleasing. Actually it was downright shitty! My mother and father both died from saving my village from a tragic fire when I was only a few minutes born. The villagers thought I was a bad omen since I was born that night. So they isolated me from everyone, making me have friends near impossible." Naruto said and Zoe latched herself onto him, crying on his shoulder again.
"I'm so sorry Naruto-kun. Here I am, thinking I had it bad when clearly you had it way worse." Naruto hugged Zoe back.
"I won't lie though, I should sort of thank them for molding me into what I am today." He grinned lightly and with his tree hand, scratched the back of his head. "So on a lighter note, you were a cheerleader?"
Zoe raised her head from his chest. "Um yeah." Naruto chuckled but immediately blushed when images of her in a cheerleading outfit came into view.
"Naruto-kun?" Zoe called out and the hanyou shook head softly, a few mumbles coming out. She smiled and returned her head to his chest, enjoying his warmth against the cool feeling of night.
There was a couple minutes minutes of comfortable silence before the sound if light snoring was heard. The hanyou looked down to see Zoe fast asleep on his chest.
He smiled and gently picked her up and carried her bridal style to the camp. She snuggled into his chest and mumbled out his name. "Naruto-kun"
-(Somewhere in a mountain hideout)-
Four figures were seen to be kneeling in front of an even bigger figure.
"You all know your task. Don't fail me or the consequences will be dire. Farewell for now." The figure disappeared and the four stood from their positions.
"Man, he sounds serious this time. Right Grumblemon."
"Me don't care, me want fractal codes." The now identified Grumblemon growled out.
"Y'all can go do that, I'mma go and find my beast spirit. Cherubimon's order can wait awhile." The third figure made itself known.
"Thou knowith Cherubimon's order shall not be paused for something so minuscule." Ranamon grew a tick mark at Mercurymon's comment.
"Minuscule? Listen here doll, finding my beast spirit is something big and important." Grumblemon rolled his eyes at Ranamon.
"Tch, whatever, weak you even with it." Ranamon huffed and walked off '
'When I get my beast spirit, I'll be strong enough to see him'
-(Next morning with Naruto and the others)-
Naruto awoke early in the morning and found the others still sleeping. Zoe, however, slept close to him.
Real close.
He smiled and brushed a strand of hair away from her face. "Coughcornycough!"
'Go back to sleep jackass!'
He rose and went into the forest to train for a bit. He went to the stream they fought at the night before and strip down to his boxers. Using chakra he walked along the water's surface and summoned a couple clones. "Alright, you all know what time it is."
A few clones groaned while others mumbled. A lone hand was raised. "Actually boss, I don't know what time-"
"SPAR TIME BITCH!"
The poor clone didn't see the powerful bitch slap that sent him to the other side of the stream. The other clones winced in sympathy for the clone. About an hour later he returned to the camp with two handfuls of berries and some Meatapples. He cooked the apples and waited for the others to awaken from their slumbers. Soon enough the first one to awaken was Tommy.
"Wow that smells good!" Naruto grinned at the younger teen before sighing.
"Listen Tommy, I'm sorry for yesterday, I just wanted you to be able to protect yourself and others." Naruto said and Tommy nodded happily at him.
"And I thank you for that. If you hadn't done then I would have still been a crybaby and weak." He gave Naruto a small smile. Naruto chuckled and ruffled his hair causing the younger boy to pout cutely at him.
"You stopped being weak and a crybaby when you up against that Phantomon. I like and respect people like that." Tommy beamed at the praise and scratched the back of his head.
"Thanks Naruto-nii!" If Naruto was surprised, he didn't show it. They heard the others awakened and Naruto plucked the now cooked Meatapples from the fire.
"My, something smell delizioso." Zoe got up and sat close to Naruto and greeted him and Tommy.
"I'm guessing that means delicious in Italian, right?" Naruto asked and Zoe smiled at him happily while nodding.
The others gathered around the fire and started to eat breakfast. The tension, however, was strong enough to cut a knife with. Naruto rose and addressed the group. "Eat up guys we'll be leaving soon. I have a hunch on where the final spirit maybe at." He reached in his pocket and fished out his D-Tector. He pressed the right button and saw a red arrow pop on the screen pointing to the north side of the forest.
Once everybody was finished they set off to find the last spirit. Koji was brooding off to the side as well as JP who glared at Naruto every once in a while. The others were enjoying a conversation about Naruto pranking skills.
"So when he sat down, he got bombarded with many hidden stink bombs. He smelled like shit for about four days!" Naruto finished his tale and saw the other struggling to breathe.
"Man, I guess I feel a little sorry for the guy." Zoe was learning on Naruto trying to catch her breath. Naruto instinctively wrapped an arm around her waist to help support her which caused JP to glare even harder at Naruto. The group kept walking till they saw what looks like a big factory in the distance. Naruto narrowed his eyes and brought out his D-Tector. The red arrowed came on the screen again and pointed in the direction of the factory.
'So the spirit might be in that factory? Well better get it over with.' Naruto picked up the pace a little bit and others ran to catch up to him.
"Hey, Naruto-kun why are you going faster?" Zoe said and the others also wanted to know. Naruto sighed and pointed at the factory.
"The last spirit maybe in that factory and I wanted us to get there before the sun goes down. Kami only knows who prowls around this area. " Zoe nodded and they picked up their pace.
About 15 minutes later they manage to reach the factory but a Minomon popped several feet in front of them
"No access permitted, so get moving." The larva digimon said rather rudely. JP came in front of the group with an arrogant smirk.
"Oh and what if we don't." Naruto face palmed his forehead at the 17 year old's brashness.
'This guy is going to get us killed.'
"Remind you of someone?"
Zoe pushed JP backed and looked at Minomon with pleading eyes. "Please forgive our rude friend, we just wanted a tour of the factory." To add salt on the wound, she stuck out her bottom lip in a very cute pout.
Minomon looked like he was having an internal battle before he sighed and allowed them access. "Fine, just don't mess anything up." He then disappeared from view.
Zoe grinned triumphantly and turned giving Naruto a smirk. "How's that for acting?"
Naruto smiled back, "Keep it up and I'll might mistake you for someone else."
With that said, he walked into the factory with the others following him.
As they got deeper into the factory they heard what sounds like whipping and yelling. After following the sound they saw an army of Kokuwamon being bossed around by a familiar Ogremon.
"Move it you rust buckets." Ogremon whipped an older looking Kokuwamon making him fall to the ground. A younger looking Kokuwamon tried to help his grandfather only to be kicked down and whipped as well. Ogremon grinned as the cries of the Kokuwamon reached his ears.
Naruto gripped the rail hard causing it to groan under pressure. His looked murderous as his fangs and claws grew a little. "Kit, calm down you're slowly turning" The beast in Naruto's mind warned
The others looked on in horror and turned when they heard Naruto growled. Zoe went over to put a hand on his shoulder when he looked at her and the others. "Get the Kokuwamon out of here JP, Bokomon, and Neemon. Koji, Zoe, and Tommy follow my lead."
JP was about to argue when Naruto grabbed his collar and slammed him on the wall. "Now is NOT the time! So DON'T fucking argue with me!" He let go of a semi-frighten JP and nodded to the others.
"Let's go!"
-(with Ogremon)-
"Oi, no rest till I say." Ogremon was about to whip the two fallen digimon again when a punch made of fire landed on his cheek and sent him flying towards some pieces of machinery
"Pyro Punch."
Agunimon landed on the ground with Kazemon, Kumamon, and Lobomon behind him. Ogremon burst out of the pieces of metal and landed about a few meters away from the group.
"Well, well, look what we have here. It's the hero that killed both of my idiot brothers." Ogremon sneered at Agunimon and looked at the others behind him. "And you brought friends! Here let me give them a nice welcoming."
He gathered dark energy from his fist and fired it at the group. "Pummel Whack!" Kazemon took the air while the others either jumped or rolled out of the way.
Kumamon drew in a deep breath and blew out a gusty cold wind, "Crystal Freeze!"
Ogremon jumped the side to avoid the attack but jumped in the air to avoid Lobomon's Lobo Kendo. He failed to see Kazemon appear above him and sent out a Hurricane Wave. A torrent of wind caused him to be sent on a crash course with the ground
"Uggh, they're tougher than I expected." The ogre digimon stood up but got slammed back down from a fire powered axe kick from Agunimon. Said digimon jumped in the air and gathered fire around his fist.
"Take this Kitsune Punch!" A fox made of fire crashed into the down Ogremon causing a smoke cloud to develop. Agunimon landed on the ground besides Kumamon and Lobomon. Kazemon floated slightly above them.
"Do you think we got him?" Kumamon asked Agunimon narrowed his eyes and pushed him and Lobomon out the way of an Twin Sickles. The attack hit him head on and he flew back into a machine. Kazemon looked on in fear.
"AGUNIMON!"
"I can't leave you alone for an hour without you getting in some trouble, Ogremon." A praying mantis like digimon came out the shadow and Ogremon got up to stand beside it.
"Shut up! These kids are tougher than they look. However you took out the strongest one so now they're easy game." Kazemon looked murderous and charged forward towards Snimon.
"You're gonna pay for that Hurricane Waves!" She threw thin tornadoes from her fingertips at Snimon who batted them away with one of his sickles.
"Nice try little girl, Twin Sickles!" He sent out a two pink crescents from his sickles towards Kazemon who flew upwards but forgot one important rule.
Never turn your against your opponents.
"Bone Cudgel." From behind she was hit by Ogremon's bone and was sent spiraling to the ground.
"KAZEMON-NEE!" Kumamon yelled out and was about to go to her when he and Lobomon were sent into a vacant crane by Snimon's Slamming Attack.
"Hah, you had trouble with these runts?" Snimon said arrogantly and Ogremon was about to respond when Agunimon came through and landed a hard roundhouse kick to his face and a fire-powered punch to Snimon's face.
Agunimon looked around to find a now human Zoe, Tommy, and Koji slightly wounded. Unnoticed by anybody JP snuck back into the factories.
'Zoe-chan needs my help! If I do this, then she'll see how strong and brave I am.' With that thought in mind he went over to an unattended crane. "Time for JP to be the hero not some blonde punk." Seeing Agunimon face Orgemon and Snimon alone, JP hit Snimon with the hook of the crane causing the insect-like digimon to stumble to the ground.
"I-I-I got him." JP said in amazement but quickly jumped off the crane to avoid getting sliced in half. The machine broke apart to reveal a glowing object. The others looked on in amazement but Ogremon narrow his eyes and was about to charge at JP when Agunimon blocked his path.
"You fight is with me Orge-teme" Ogremon gained a sinister smirk and ran towards Agunimon.
"Then what are you waiting for asshole!"
-(with JP)-
"W-w-what is this? Is it m-my spirit?" He held out his D-Tector and the glowing object was absorbed into the device. 'It's my time to shine.'
EXECUTE
A cocoon of data surrounded his form and Snimon looked confused.
SPIRIT EVOLUTION
The data cocoon burst showing a large humanoid bug like digimon who had a large horn on his head. He is capable of flight, and is covered in a blue and yellow armor-like exoskeleton. The armor plates just above his knees bear the insignia of AncientBeetlemon.
BEETLEMON
"Wow so this is what it feels like to be a digimon?" He clenched his hands into fist and pumped them in the air while doing a little dance. Snimon broke out of trance and charged towards the overly excited digimon.
(Too damn lazy to write this fight scene out so use your imagination!)
-(With Agunimon)-
Agunimon dodged under a strike from Ogremon and sent a Kitsune Punch towards his face. Ogremon jumped over it and sent out a Pummel Whack. Agunimon sent out his own Pyro Darts and the two attacks slammed into each other, trying to out power the other.
"I can see why my brothers failed to kill you." He grinned before a flame covered fist made its way to his stomach.
Agunimon went through handsigns and unleashed a Katon: Haisekishou. The ash cloud covered Ogremon who was looking around for Agunimon.
"Well, this looks like the end of the line Ogremon. Good bye." Agunimon's cold voice was heard through the ash covered area. However Agunimon was nowhere near the cloud.
"Come out fight like a real digimon, coward!" The last thing Orgemon heard was the clicking of someone's teeth and then everything went dark. When the explosion cleared there was a ring of data surrounding the now decease digimon.
Agunimon summoned his D-Tector and scan Ogremon's data. "Fractal code digitize." Agunimon de-digivolved back into Naruto. "A promise is a promise." He whispered and went over to join the others. JP was dancing and prancing around now that he has his spirit. The local Kokuwamon also came over to the group and thanked them. They offered to allow the digidestineds to rest in their village which they gladly accepted.
-(Later on that same night)-
Naruto was seen to be looking up at the stars from his place on the roof. 'Man, what a long day, but at least some good came out of it, I guess.'
"You should try controlling your emotions Kit. You're nowhere done with your training so you're still unstable." Kyuubi said and Naruto mentally sighed.
'I know Kurama , but it's pretty hard controlling my emotions. You've build up a lot of hate and between training to be the next Kyuubi and saving the digital world from whatever shit it got itself into, I'm pretty stressed out."
It was silent for a few minutes and Naruto returned his attention to the moon. "Don't worry Kit, I'll try to find a way to make this easier for you." Kyuubi said generously. Naruto was taken back for how nice Kyuubi sounded.
'Thanks man.'
"Don't thank me till you get laid…again." Kyuubi said with a perverted tone. Naruto rolled his eyes at Kyuubi.
'Shut up you horny fox.' If possible Kyuubi's laughter would have been heard all over the digital world.
-(In a unknown chamber)—
A figure was seen to be sitting on a throne listening intently to it subordinate.
"And then he used some technique, it covered the area in an ash cloud he clicked his teeth then it exploded. Orgemon's fractal code was scanned and now the humans are resting in the village." Minomon said.
Then his master started to unleash a hell load of killer intent scaring the poor digimon.
"M-m-master!" The figure stopped his killer intent and gave Minomon a evil smile that set chills down the larva digimon's spine.
"Thank for you services Minomon, but you and you subordinate failed to complete my task. It seems to me like you are no longer needed."
Minomon looked like he just had pissed and shitted in his pants…if he wore any. The figure rose one of it giant hands and slammed it down on the digimon. It burst into data that was absorbed by the figure.
"Weak, all of them! Come forth Duskmon I have a task for you." A digimon came forth and kneeled in front of the figure.
"Yes Cherubimon-sama." Cherubimon grinned and let out a terrifying and sinister laugh that echoed around his throne.
Well we can check this chapter off the list. So um yeah. Like I said only a few things were changed and the story will stay relatively the same. Looking back at my old work, I saw that I am a huge ass lair. I would say some shit like: Next chapter they will finally get that burger they been craving for fucking ever or some shit. Only to never actually do it and wait like two more chapters to do it. Stupid on my behalf.
Still not fucking sorry
Naruto: No fuck YOUR MOM kid! *takes sip of beer* BOOM! HEADSHOT MOTHERFUCKER
10tailed: *rolls eyes* Fucking idiot *types* *phone rings* Ellow
Mom: Oh you did escape prison
10tailed: No thanks to your ass
Mom: Yeah speaking of ass, did big bubba have fun *grins*
10tailed: *gags* No and thank God.
Naruto: *in the background* HOW THE HELL DID I DIE! THAT IS SUCH TOTAL BULLSHIT
10tailed: The hell do you want anyways
Mom: What do you know about the dude with the underwear and cat ears
Spiderman: *in background* DON'T TELL THAT BITCH SHITTTT! YEOWWW!
Mom: Shut the hell up. The only bitch here is your sweet-ass. Now do you know the man
10tailed: Yeah, his name is batman and that asshole is in Gotham last time I checked. Why
Mom: I got bored
10tailed: *sweat drops* Umm, I want you to realize that Batman is going to be a hard catch.
Mom: *Laughs* The tougher they are the harder they fall right. Catchcha later lazyass
10tailed: *puts phone down and sighs* Well you can choose your friends, you can choose your enemies, but you can't choose your mother.
Naruto: THAT'S IT! WHERE DOES YOUR PUNK ASS LIVE? I'LL BE AT YOUR HOUSE IN TEN MINUTES BITCH! *drops headset* i was-
10tailed: Yeah yeah, I got your damn alibi
-(With Mom)-
Mom: Batman huh? *pulls up Google maps on laptop* where could Batsy be in Gotham city? Huh whats this? Wayne enterprise? Well looks like I'm going to Gotham city. *turns to a tied up spiderman* What do you think? Bah who cares what you think.
Spiderman: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
Mom: Because I feel like it and Ican *grabs phone* yes, I would like to make a flight to Gotham city