A/N: I'm cancelling my Danny Phantom idea and will continue to focus on my Invader Zim fanfictions. The reason is because it's been a while since I've watched Danny Phantom, so I really can't remember things about it. Sorry if you were excited.
Invader Derp Productions Persents
"Five Nights at Bloatey's"
(Or one night, depends how much of a newbie Zim is.)
[Setting: Bloatey's Pizza Hog]
Zim walked into the restaurant, with a sci-fi like sword just in case the, "Earth Monsters," attacked him, GIR followed him.
"I LIKE PIZZA! CAN I GET SOME MASTER!?" GIR yelled.
"No GIR, the food here is DISGUSTING! I'm merely here to get a job as the security gaurd so I can earn Earth currency." Zim said.
"But, the pizza... I NEED IT!" GIR yelled.
"Fine, I'll get you pizza when I'm done with my filthy Earth job."
"BOOOOOO! Wait, YAAAAAAAY!"
[5 Minutes Later]
Zim slowly entered the boss's office, you couldn't see the boss because his spinning chair was turned around.
"I've been expecting you..." He said.
"Eh? That's creepy." Zim responded.
"I know. Now tell me what you have came into my office in for?" The boss asked.
"Um, I just saw that you needed a security gaurd in your human newspapers."
"Oh, sure. You start at 12:00 PM tonight. Your shift ends at 6:00."
"Oh ok, thank you Earth leader."
"Um... I'm just the boss of a pizza place..."
[Later at 12:00]
Zim was sitting on a stool with an iPad in his lap.
"Well this is exci-"
Then the phone turned on, "HELLO! HELLO HELLO! I LIKE SAYING HELLO CAN YOU TELL THAT!? YOU ARE THE NEW SECURITY GAURD OF FREDDY FAZBEAR- oh wait wrong universe, BLOATEY'S PIZZA HOG! NOW BEFORE YOU START I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT THE LAST SECURITY GAURD, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE IS! PROBABLY DEAD, YES MOST LIKELY DEAD, IF NOT STUFFED IN A SUIT AND SOMEHOW SURVIVED-"
Zim interrupted the phone, "Can you let me speak for once?"
"NO! ANYWAY THE ANIMATRONICS, UM THEY ARE, KINDA ALIVE OR SOMETHING? YEAH AND THEY'LL PROBABLY THINK YOUR AN EXOSKELETON NOT IN YOUR SUIT, THE REASON THEY THINK THAT, I DON'T KNOW, THE REASON I'M TELLING YOU ALL OF THIS, I DON'T KNOW! BYE! I'M JUST GOING TO GRAB A GUN AND GO ON A MASS SHOOTING SPREE NOW!"
"Well I'm glad that's done, oh wait did he say the Earth monsters are real!?"
"YEAH!" Said the phone guy faintly in Zim's earshot as he heard several bullets.
"Weird he actually did do that." Zim checked the iPad, in it the moose animatronic was gone. "AAAAAAH! WHERE IS THE EARTH MONSTER!?"
"I'm near you freaking door you idiot!" Said a voice outside the door.
"AAAAH! THE MOOSE! THE MOOOOSE! What will I do?" Zim then noticed the gigantic buttons near the door. "Gasp! I know, I'll just press the button that says door."
"NO DON'T I JUST WANT TO STUFF YOU IN A FREAKING SUIT EXOSKELETON!"
Zim pressed the button. "By the way I think you should get new eyes, I'm not an exoskeleton."
"That's it! WALRUSY!"
"No not the walrus!"
Zim noticed a little flashing light saying battery, saying that he had 82% battery left.
"Eh? It's only been an hour and I already wasted that much battery? Does this place run on double AA batteries?"
The monsters were tired and they left, "THIS GUY WON'T OPEN THE DOOR!" Walrusy said.
Zim opened the door.
"Phew!" Zim said, he then checked the camera again, then the octopus animatronic was gone, and he was rushing to the door fast, "AAAAAH! THE OCTOPUS! MUST CLOSE THE DOOR!"
Then as Zim closed the door the Octopus jumped through the door but before Zim could be killed by him a clock dinged.
"Aw crap I was so close to destroying you."
"Eh?"
"I can't destroy you when its 6:00."
"How come that makes no since."
"Because," he then went over to Zim to attack him but God's hand crashed through the roof and blocked Zim, and it lifted back up.
"I see. Well see you."
Zim wrote a note saying "I quit," and put in on the door.
"That job was stupid.'
[A Day Later]
Gaz was the new security gaurd.
"Man the free pizza is going to be definetly worth it." Gaz said.
"Yeah as long as I don't kill ya!" Said the moose outside the door.
"Huh? What the heck was that?"
"ME!" Then moose jumped through the door.
[In memory of Gaz Membrane, who died from a moose vicously murdering her]