10tailed: *phone rings* who the fuck is calling me at 7 in the damn morning *Picks up phone* The fuck you want?
Mom: Yo lazyass!
10tailed: *sighs* Why do I have the urge to hang up?
Mom: *fakes sadness* can't a mother check on her son after a while.
10tailed: A mother also doesn't let her son get ass raped in PRISON BY BIG BUBBA! So what do want?
Mom: *mumbles* fucking spoilsport *clears throat* I want you to help me capture Batman
10tailed: *falls out of bed* THE FUCK MOM!? I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL AGAIN ESPECIALLY NOT IN GOTHAM! I'M PRETTY SURE BUBBA HAS A BROTHER THERE!
Mom: Calm your nonexistent tits. I have a plan and I'll pay you
10tailed: *raise one eyebrow* Yeah sure *sarcastic tone* You plans alwayyyys work
Mom: You know I have ways to pay bail. Now I'm gonna let that sink in
10tailed: *pales* MOM!
Mom: *ignores me* So your oh-so-smart answer?
10tailed: *scratches chin and grumbles* Fine, but what about Naruto? We were about to go to Vegas.
Mom: *gains a strange glint* bring him along
10tailed: *grabs suitcase* The things I do for you woman
Mom: I already got a plane for ya. I'll see you in Gotham lazyass *hangs up*
10tailed: *looks at phone and sighs* YO ASSHOLE, PACK YOUR BAGS! WE'RE GOING TO THE CAPITAL OF CRAZYLAND!
-(With Mom)-
Mom: *laughs evilly* It won't be long now. *takes a sip from glass* huh, this stuff is pretty good
Spiderman: *thinking* Yes, it won't be long you crazy bitch.
-(with 10tailed)-
Moving on...
"Demon!"
"Fox-brat!"
"My Gateway to freedom."
"Monster!"
"The digital world will be crushed."
"Dope."
"Naruto-kun!"
"AND IT'LL BE ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"NARUTO-KUN!"
Naruto woke up in cold sweat and turned to see Zoe looking worryingly at him. "Are you okay Naruto-kun? I came in here to wake you up only to see you thrashing around in the bed."
Naruto shook his head. "I'm fine Zoe-chan just a bad dream" Zoe looked like she didn't bought it a sat on the bed next to him.
"Tell me about it. Maybe it'll help" She offered but Naruto gave her a fake smile before scratching the back of head, a habit that he never got rid of.
"Don't worry I'll be fine." Zoe knew he wasn't but decided to leave it for now. Naruto got out of the bed and stretched. Zoe, however got a full view of his tone six pack and pectorals that looked like Kami, herself, had chiseled it out of stone.
She blushed…hard and quickly got up and went to the door. "I'll see you down there." She closed the door leaving a very confused Naruto.
He raised an eyebrow at her actions "What's up with her?" His thoughts were then traced back to his dream. 'My fault?' Suddenly he felt a slight burning sensation on his navel but ignored it.
"Kit, remember 4 years ago when I told you that I felt another presence in your mind?"
'Yes.' Kyuubi sighed and dove in to deliver the bad news.
"DON'T do anything rash but, I felt it again. However this time it felt like it was leeching power from your mind." Naruto stiffen greatly.
' What?! That explains the burning, but doesn't' explains how or why he's there." Naruto got ready for the day and step down to the kitchen area where everyone was.
"Who knows but I'll find a way to set up a barrier for your powers. For now, just watch how much power you withdraw." Naruto mentally nodded and cut the link. He looked to see the others eating and sat in an open sit next to Tommy. Tommy seen Naruto sat down and gave him a big watt smile.
"Morning Naruto-nii!" Naruto greeted back and grabbed a piece of bread and started to eat.
-(Unknown chamber)-
The figure chuckled as the last of the energy was absorbed into his body. It stood and sent a fist at the chains surrounding the chamber.
BANG
Some pieces of the chains chipped of giving the figure a sinister smirk. "Ah, needs more power but I shouldn't worry as long as my key stays alive."
He sat back down and gathered energy into his palms. Swiping them in the air, a view of the digital appeared. The figure closed his eyes and the view focused on a particular person.
"I suppose entertainment would be lovely right about now. And who's to entertain me more than my Doorway out of this wretched place."
-(with Naruto)-
Naruto shivered making him stopped and looked over his shoulder. 'What was that?'
Zoe saw Naruto stopped and walked over to him. "Naruto-kun, are you sure you're alright?" Naruto turned towards and nodded while giving her a small smile.
"Yeah. You know you really shouldn't be worrying so much. It'll give you wrinkle that pretty face." He kept walking while Zoe looked at his back. She blushed but sighed and gave Naruto a sad look.
'No you're not Naruto-kun.'
The group kept walking until they came up to a sign. Tommy went up and looked at the piece of wood. "Entrance to Fire forest. Is that near the forest terminal?" He looked towards Naruto who was being surprisingly quiet.
JP took this chance to regain some ounce of his pride. "Of course it is. Why I bet the forest terminal might be at the end. Right Zoe-chan?"
But Zoe wasn't listening to him, instead she was looking worryingly at Naruto. JP harsh glare returned when he looked at Naruto. He didn't forget what happened last time and made sure to pay him back. Naruto shook out of his trance and walked in front of the group ignoring JP's glare. "The forest Terminal is in fact at the end of the forest. However this forest might as well be its own country seeing how big it is."
Koji spoke up for the first time in a long time. "How long till we reach the forest terminal?" Naruto ran his hand through his hair, an action that Zoe found cute, and sighed.
"Well when I went through the forest, it only took me about a few days. However, I'm not traveling alone so I guess about a week, maybe." Everybody looked shocked at the answer even Bokomon and Neemon.
Naruto continued walking but stopped to see that nobody had moved yet. "You know standing there won't make you to the forest terminal faster." That seemed to stir everybody from their daze and ran to catch up with Naruto.
-(Random village in Fire Forest)-
"AHH RUN AWAY!"
"Seismic Sledge!" A hammer was slammed upon a Koromon and its fractal code was absorbed by Grumblemon.
"Me like fractal codes now I destroy village and gain Cherubimon-sama favor." He jumped straight into the air and a cocoon of data surrounded his form.
GRUMBLEMON SLIDE EVOLUTION
The cocoon burst and the digimon gave the almost destroyed village a sinister smirk.
GIGASMON
"Now puny village goes bye-bye" He placed all of his power on his feet and descended fast towards the village.
"Tectonic Slam!"
There was a mini explosion that picked up debris. The destroyed village and its digimon's fractal codes were then absorbed by Gigasmon. He laughed and de-digivolved back into Grumblemon.
Said digimon patted his stomach and went off to find the next village when three figures appeared into his way.
Mercurymon and Arbormon looked mildly annoyed while Ranamon looked flat out fucking pissed. It's like someone taking your favorite bowl of cereal, took a shit in, and proceeded to twirl it around than dump it in your second bowl of cereal.
Yup, she was that pissed.
"Listen here you fucking stupid troll, if you think-…"
"Now, now fish wrench, don't chaise the troll at least he was carrying out Cherubimon-sama's order."
Ranamon clenched her hands hard enough to draw a little bit of blood as Duskmon came into view. Mercurymon looked at Duskmon with some sort-of disdain but decided to play nice...for now. "Duskmon, where hath thou been? Cherubimon-sama hath delivered our assignment last night but thou was nowhere to be seen." Duskmon chuckled darkly and turned towards Mercurymon.
"Cherubimon-sama has given me my own assignment and it's one I would gladly do in a heart beat." He gazed over to Ranamon who narrowed her eyes at him.
'The cocksucker planning something and I know it ain't gonna be good on mah part.' She thought to herself and made a mental note to be much more careful.
"I see, well, we must be on our way. Good luck on thy journey." Mercurymon's tone held suspicion tint to it that no one caught.
Grumblemon grumbled (Haha!) loudly, "Finally, at rate we go, fractal codes get harder to grab!" He started walking with Arbormon nodding in agreement as well and followed after Grumblemon.
Mercurymon sighed and gave a farewell towards Duskmon before absorbing into a tree. This left Duskmon and Ranamon alone in the outskirts outskirts of the destroyed village. Ranamon sneered towards Duskmon and folded her arms. "So what exactly is your assignment, coc- I mean Duskmon?" Duskmon turned the other way and started walking away. Ranamon clenched her hands and was about to yell at the dark digimon when Duskmon replied back.
"I won't tell much but while you idiots collect codes," He faced Ranamon showing the evil spark that was in his eyes. "I going to be hunting down some humans. More specifically a little blond troublemaker." He laughed wickedly and disappeared in the shadows of the trees.
Ranamon gained a horrified look and ran into the forest. She reached inside her right fingerless gauntlet and pulled out a green crystal attached to a chord.
-(Flashback: about a year ago)—
Ranamon was doing one of her usual fractal coding search for her master. She stopped by a nearby village and was debating whether or not to destroy it. Just when she was about start her slaughter a body crashed into her. She closed her eyes expecting to hit the cold, hard ground. A muscular arm stopped her descent and a worried voice called out to her.
"Hey, are you ok miss?" She opened her eyes to see a not just a human but a fucking sexy human male. She couldn't stop herself from staring. His blond, spiky hair shined as bright as gold and his eyes were a deeper blue than any ocean she has ever swam or seen. The whisker marks on his cheeks gave him a sexy feral look that had her almost drooling. Before she could ….observe him more she got broken out of her thoughts by the man.
"Huh?" Came her smart reply, which made her mentally kick herself. 'Look like a complete idiot. Check.'
The male furrowed his eyebrows and placed the back of his hands on her forehead. She blushed and slapped the male's hand off. She pointed a shaking finger at him. "W-w-w-what exactly are you doing, pervert!"
The male cocked his head to the side and raised an eyebrow. "I was just checking if you were alright and technically you were checking me out." Ranamon blushed returned and the male smirked before introducing himself. "The name's Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto"
"Ranamon."
"Well then, Ranamon do you mind if I buy you lunch? After all it was my fault that I ran in you." Ranamon crossed her arms and huffed while turning her head to the side.
"Listen here suga, I don't need no sympathy from you so just get out of my way." She walked past him and Naruto scratched his head in confusion before shrugging and continue on his way towards the forest.
'Man, women are so confusing'
"It's best just to leave it alone, kit. Now back to training! Chop, chop!" Naruto groaned and picked up the pace.
-(With Ranamon)—
Now we find Ranamon in deep thought with a special someone on her mind. '
'Gah, I'm such a baka. Cherubimon-sama sent me to find fractal codes not to mingle with some sexy piece of a- GAH.'
She held her head in between her hands. "Why can't I get that guy out of mah head?" She continued to try and force Naruto out of her head when Duskmon came into view. He looked at her in disgust but decided to greet her.
"Hmm it seems fish trash has mental issues? Maybe Cherubimon-sama may a mistake when he made you live." Ranamon looked at Duskmon with a blush of embarrassment on her cheeks.
"S-shut up! Mah mind is pretty normal if you ask me. Now what the hell do you what Duskmon?" Duskmon gave her a look of annoyance before walking in a circle around her. She tensed knowing Duskmon was in fact unstable at times. He leveled a village all because of a MINOR headache. But of course being Cherubimon's favorite digimon and right-hand man he got rewarded with a boost of power making him the arrogant man he is today.
"I'd watch that tone Ranamon, it won't end well for you." She clenched her fist and bit her lips to cover a vulgar remark. If she could, she would have seen the arrogant smirked that crossed his lips.
Duskmon stopped circling her went over to a tree. Placing a hand on the bark he turned back to a still fuming Ranamon. "As much as I would love seeing you try to beat me, you have a mission from Cherubimon-sama." Inserting in some of his dark powers the tree shimmered and a picture of a grinning Naruto popped on the tree. Ranamon flinched which Duskmon took note of.
"Cherubimon-sama as you know, wants to collect as much fractal codes as he can. However this human has risen out of nowhere and has slowly stalled Master's power gaining." He cut the power and the image faded out. The Demon Man digimon turned towards Ranamon and gave her a serious glare. "Your job is to eliminate him off the face of this planet. From our reports his powers are about high rookie-to- low champion level. Cherubimon-sama has chosen you specifically for this task so failure is not an option. If the mission is successful you will be rewarded generously, but if you fail.."
He moved so fast that she couldn't see him only to have her throat tightly in his hand. She struggled and scratched but Duskmon didn't seem affected and pulled her closed so they were meeting eye-to-eye.
"Fail and I'll show you how scary darkness could be before throwing your broken and beaten body to Master, for his punishment. You have a week . Got it, fish waste?"
"Y-y-yes"
"Good now complete your mission." He dropped a very scared Ranamon to the ground and smirked as she coughed and gagged to get air back into her lung. He took a final glance at her before sinking in the shadows.
The water fairy digimon slowly got back up before glaring harshly at the shadows. "How dare he touch me like some dog! I'll show him soon enough." However she knew Duskmon will in fact carry out his threat. So she went back into the village to find a certain blonde human.
-(3 hours later)-
"WHERE THE FUCK CAN THIS GUY BE!?" The now fuming hybrid water digimon yelled.
The digimons around her moved out of her way unless they wanted to fell into her fiery (Haha) wrath. Ranamon stomped down the path very angrily only to stop when a delicious smell smashed into her nose. Her stomach growled and like in a trance slowly walked over to see a restaurant. She rubbed her aching tummy and thought,'Well I didn't eat all day today and my target is nowhere to be seen. Might as well eat dinner.'
She walked right in, still in thought. 'Who knows, he probably left the village.' She sat at a table and picked up a menu. A blue Motimon came over to her with a clipboard. He smiled kindly to her and asked Ranamon her order.
"Hello, welcome to Moti's food shack. I'll be your waiter for tonight. So what can I get you?" She looked at the menu surprised to see some of the choices.
"I'll have a bowl of Tonkotsu ramen with water." Motimon smiled again at her, bowed and took the menu from her. He disappeared in the back and Ranamon sat back in the chair to relax. Her thoughts went Naruto and her mission. 'Why would Cherubimon-sama specifically chosen me to do this mission. Mercurymon, Grumblemon hell even Duskmon would be better for this mission.'
She got broken out of her thoughts when the blue Motimon came with her food. She thanked him and started to eat. She looked down at the food and Motimon in surprise. "Wow, this is actually delicious. Did you make this?" 'And to think i was actually going to destroy this place.'
Motimon smiled at her and replied back. "Well , actually it wasn't me but a great chef and human that saved this restaurant." Ranamon gave the blue digimon a smile. '
'Aww that's really-' "Wait did you say human?"
The digimon nodded to her. Ranamon narrowed her eyes. '
'It could just a coincidence, I bet a lot of human stumble upon the digital world.' She was, however very mistaken on that point. 'Though it doesn't help but to check.'
"Who is this guy?"
"Why don't you turn around and see for yourself." Ranamon jumped at the feeling of a person's breath on her neck. She turned ran to yell at the offender only to pause and stare intently at the man.
Naruto looked confused at first but gained a devious smirk on his face. "Again, wouldn't you be the pervert since you're looking rather attentively at me?"
He burst out laughing seeing her face turned multiple shades of red and her sputtering trying to deny her actions. After calming down Naruto turned to the amused Motimon. "Do you mind getting us a drink?" He winked and the blue in-training digimon nodded. Naruto turned his attention back to Ranamon who was getting her blushing back under control.
"So Ranamon since our earlier encounter was…out of place, why don't I treat you to a drink?" He asked sincerely. Ranamon thought she had no other choice. Of course she could just leave but that'll also mean she'll lose her target. If she stayed then she could possibly get some answers out of the guy before eliminating him. She chose to stay and sat down in the seat she was occupying earlier while Naruto sat across from her. Conveniently Motimon came out at the same time with a strange drink.
He placed it down on the table while giving them both a smile and bid them both a good night. Naruto grabbed two saucers and filled them with the strange drink. He gave one to Ranamon, who looked pretty skeptic about the substance.
Who wouldn't question if some person were to offer you a strange drink that you've never seen before? Naruto chuckled at her doubtfulness. "Don't worry, in the human world it's called Sake."
You be surprised with how many things just randomly pop up from the human world through a data portal.
Ranamon, who always wondered about the 'other world', hesitantly took a shot of the drink. Immediately she grimaced and coughed as the alcohol substance invaded her throat. Naruto chuckled and moved his chair so he was sitting right next to her and patted her back gently. "It's not so bad once you get used to it." Ranamon shook her head to get rid of the burning of her throat.
"That stuff's horrible. How could you humans drink such a thing?" Naruto smirked at her response but poured himself another cup.
He downed the drink and Ranamon scowled at him. "Who knows? But like I said once you get used to it, it's not so bad."
Ranamon glared at the Sake as if it was mocking her. Doing a sharp nod Ranamon poured herself another drink and downed it in one go. She winced at the burning but was surprised to see the burning was less painful. Feeling satisfied she turned Naruto, determined to get some answers out of him. "So..um Naruto-san."
"You can call me Naruto or Naruto-kun. Naruto-san makes me feel like an old man." Ranamon mentally giggled at his response and proceeded to ask him her question.
"Well then Naruto, how did you come from the human world into the digital world." Naruto raised an eyebrow. She actually got to take a look at the hanyou's eyes. There was a torrent of emotions but there was one that stood out her.
Loneliness
Naruto gained a blank look and took another shot of the Sake. "Strange to be asking a random stranger a personal question ne?"
"It's also strange to be offering and drinking with a random stranger." She countered while downing another cup and Naruto chuckled at her smartass comment.
"But I don't anything about you." Ranamon cursed Naruto stubbornness but decided to come up with an agreement.
"Fine you tell me your story and I'll tell you mine." Naruto nodded and downed another shot Ranamon copied his actions.
"Sure why not." He shrugged and Ranamon mentally smirked.
"Well long story, short, I got into a big…..argument with a certain group of people of my village. I ran from the village and found a portal. Still clouded by anger I jumped through and well, here I am." Naruto motioned his arms around the homey restaurant.
But of course that was a lie but she didn't need to know that. Afterall, she was still an unknown stranger.
Ranamon sighed and felt the drink's effect on her system but downed another cup. "Hmph, wasn't much of a story, suga." It was a little mean but Naruto either didn't hear her comment or just ignored it.
"Now since I told you my story, what's your story." Even though his tolerance for alcohol is pretty high, his mind was a bit fuzzy. Ranamon swayed a bit before turning towards Naruto.
"Mah story huh? Well not much to it since I was created by Cheru- I mean external means." Ranamon hoped Naruto didn't hear her slip up but saw he was too busy trying to pour himself a drink. What Ranamon didn't know was that Naruto indeed heard her slip up but filed it away for later. Ranamon continued on with her story. "It's really not much to say. I was created with a few others and let me tell you they are one of the worst comrades ever!" Naruto her the disgust in her voice when she said comrades.
She went on telling Naruto about each one of her comrades and her feelings about all of them while drinking some more Sake. After her tale Naruto concluded that Duskmon is one huge of dick probably more than Sasuke.
And that was saying something.
Naruto patted her back in a friendly way and Ranamon couldn't help but smile at his actions. "Sounds like one hell life you have there Ranamon-chan." Naruto quickly put his hand over his mouth. Ranamon looked very surprised at the suffix. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you that." Ranamon smiled and giggled softly. This caught Naruto off guard.
'Her giggle is so angelic.'
"No, I like it. No one has ever called me that. No one has ever actually took the time to really get to really know me. " She said that part rather quietly and looked down with a frown but Naruto heard it pretty clearly and frowned as well.
'A frown doesn't deserve to be on that pretty face.'
Naruto placed finger under her chin and brought it up to look at her sadden eyes. He talked to her in a soft quiet voice, "Well then I'm glad I've met you then Rana-chan. You're very interesting and funny to be around-" Naruto was cut off when she gave him an unexpected hug. Naruto hugged her back gently. 'Well this was certainly surprising but I'm not complaining.'
Ranamon however had completely different thoughts. 'Why the fuck am I hugging my target! I can't get attached to him but he so warm and actually cares. What about Duskmon and the mission!? I know, I'll get to him then strike him down when he's not looking. Why do the gods have to always play with my life?'
Ranamon was getting pretty drowsy with her thoughts and with Naruto's warm body she soon was fast asleep. Naruto felt Ranamon's steady breathing and chuckled at his predicament. He made a shadow clone to pick up their mess. Naruto carefully picked up Ranamon not wake her and she cuddled up to his chest. "Mmm Naruto…-kun."
He smiled and went to his current home he made there. It was a small, one story log cabin. The door was in the center with one window on the right of it. Naruto opened the door and went inside and walked down to the farthest room. Inside was a king size bed in the corner. Next to the door was his dresser, on the walls held weapons and items he collected over the years. He set Ranamon down who immediately settled down in the sheets. He sighed softly and walked back to door when he heard a whimper.
"No, s-stay a-away f-from me." She sounded truly scared and terrified which caused him to frown. Naruto wanted to hear more but she started to cry in her sleep. Thinking quickly he laid down next to her and took the scared girl into his arms. She calmed down a bit and snuggled closer into his arms. Naruto sighed and knew tomorrow is going a bit hectic but decided to deal with it later.
-(The next day)—
Ranamon felt the sun's ray burrowing into her closed eyes. She didn't want to wake up, so water hybrid turned her head to other side and snuggled into her warm and breathing pillow.
Wait…
Warm ….breathing?
Ranamon's eye shot open and the digimon looked around and found herself in an unfamiliar place. She felt her 'pillow' shift a bit and looked up to see a sleeping Naruto. Since she couldn't remember much from last night, she did what most girls would in her position…..
"AHHHHHHH!"
Naruto woke straight up and looked at Ranamon only to receive a hard slap to the face that sent to the ground. 'If this is what being nice gets me then I can't imagine how being mean will do to me.' Naruto rubbed his aching cheeks and Ranamon pointed a shaking finger towards him.
"Who the hell do you think you are, trying to sweet talk me last night only to get me in bed with you? You probably drugged that drink last night so I couldn't remember anything, you sick rap-"
"Shut up."
Just two simple words yet Ranamon have never heard said in such a cold, heartless way. Naruto's hand was clenched into fists and glared at her. Ranamon was actually taken back, even though her mind was still hazy she couldn't remember Naruto ever looking at her so harshly.
"Listen here and listen good, woman. DON'T ever think that I'll force myself upon anybody! YOU fell asleep in my arms and I thought being the GOOD person that I am, that'll bring you to my temporary home." "I sat you down in my bed and went to go to sleep on the couch but YOU started whimpering and crying. Panicking I decided to lay next to you but YOU decided to be all cuddle bear with ME!" Ranamon blushed and turned her face to the side to hide her blush from Naruto.
Naruto didn't notice and was a bit pissed. He got up and went outside to train and blow off some steam. He left Ranamon without saying a word and she honestly felt guilty probably for the first time in her life. She sat there for what seemed like hours, when it only has been a few minutes, beating herself mentally.
"Way to go idiot you probably ruined your only way to friendship." 'And maybe something else.' But another thought crossed her mind. 'Why am I fussing over him? He's supposed to be my target anyways, I'll over it. Right?' She couldn't give herself an answer but left the room in search of Naruto.
She checked the kitchen and living room but couldn't find him anywhere. Ranamon had to give the guy credit. If he made this house by himself then he did a wonderful job. Even though it was a little small, it was quite cozy. She then heard a noise, it was small but she still heard it. She walked outside and tried to hear the noise again.
Thump
There it was, she followed the sound deeper into the woods.
Thump, Thump.
CRASH
Ranamon jumped at the sound a tree crashing and started to run. The noise repeated and got louder. A curse also ran through the air.
-(With Naruto)—
"SHIT!" Naruto clutched on to the hand that was bleeding intensely. He didn't know why he was so angry with Ranamon's action earlier. Maybe because whenever he tried to do something good everybody takes it the wrong way..harshly.
Whatever the reason was, two tree were destroyed in his rage.
"I told you kit, that water vixen wasn't worth it. Just leave, you still need more training." Naruto sighed at Kurama's comment.
'Maybe you're right. I have too much stuff to do. I-I guess I was being selfish.'
'Kit.'
Naruto looked down at his hands and saw they were slightly healed. Nodding to himself, he sighed sadly and looked up at the sky. "Maybe it's best if I get going. Hehe and here I thought may for once in my life I can have a piece of happiness. But you just like to play with my life and feelings huh?" Hearing nothing but the wind he turned south to leave when a body crashed onto him.
"Itai, I guess I'll take that as a yes." Naruto rubbed his head and saw Ranamon straddling his hips. He blush strongly and coughed to get her attention.
Ranamon cursed her clumsiness and heard a cough. Looking down she found herself straddling her objective. Her blushed matched Naruto's but she couldn't help to get a feel of 'little' Naruto. Naruto felt Ranamon shifted her hip and had to held in a moan when she brushed a certain anatomy. Ranamon however gasped at his size when she felt it and it definitely wasn't small.
'D-damn he doesn't feel small at all!'
She grinded more to be sure of his size and moaned out loud. Naruto gritted his teeth and swallowed down another moan. However, he couldn't stop his erection that was rising against his will. Ranamon sensed him poke her and felt herself getting a little wet down there. 'Am I getting wet from this?' Ranamon asked herself in her mind.
Naruto was struggling to stop the flood of pleasure from Ranamon's actions. His demonic instincts urged him to mount and dominate the female above him. She kept up her grinding and just when things were starting to get serious, Naruto gripped her hips. This action stopped Ranamon. They both were panting hard and Kyuubi decided to make his entrance.
"So kit I-I-I WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? YOU GO KIT, CLAIM THAT ASS!" Naruto's blush returned and yelled back to the perverted fox.
'SHUT THE FUCK UP! THIS WAS JUST A FUCKING ACCIDENT YOU HORN DOG!'
"Fuck that! Literally! As your mentor I command you to fuck that vixen!" Naruto quickly cut the mental link and looked back to Ranamon.
"Will you kindly get off of me?" Ranamon epped and quickly hopped off of Naruto. She blushed hard and thought the ground looked very interesting. However mentally she was giving herself a beat down.
'And you called Naruto-kun a pervert. Huh? Naruto-kun? Where the fuck did that come from?'
Naruto sighed and tried to get rid of the awkward atmosphere. "We won't ever speak of what just happened but what the fuck did you want?" He spoke rather harshly and Ranamon flinched at the tone. She tried making up several excuses but each one of them would probably fail. So she settled on being quiet. Naruto raised an eyebrow. "You know what, just forget it! He was right in all accounts I should have just moved on."
He turned to leave but jumped to the side to avoid a cloud made of acid. He faced Ranamon who gave him a glare. "Where do you think you're going. Suga?"
'I'm so sorry Naruto-kun.'
Naruto narrowed his eyes at her. 'Something doesn't seem right.' "I don't know what's going on Ranamon but I don't want to fight you." Ranamon closed her eyes to hold back the tears. She then raised her hands towards Naruto.
"Dark Vapor!"
Another acidic cloud flew towards him. He jumped and went through an few handsigns. 'It can't be helped.'
"Fuuton: Goukuuhou!" Naruto blew out a ball of air that blew away Ranamon's cloud. She covered her eyes but felt a fist drive into her stomach. She coughed and fell on all fours to the ground. Naruto looked ashamed at his actions and walked back to Ranamon.
'W-W-What is he!? Humans can't do what he just did!' She tensed when Naruto put his hand on her shoulder. She knew she couldn't defeat him. Not when he was powerful like this. Duskmon immediately came in her mind when she analyzed his strength.
Her eyes grew wide in realization. That why she was chosen for this 'mission'! Her master wanted to get rid of her hoping she would get rid of Naruto as well. Ranamon couldn't stop the tears that flowed down her cheeks and the sob that tore out of her throat. She felt Naruto arms wrapped around her and completely broke down in his arms.
"H-H-He w-wanted me g-g-gone! H-how could I have not seen it!?" Naruto was confused at what she was saying.
"Who wanted you gone Ranamon?" She broke away from Naruto's arms and ran into the forest. Naruto quickly got up and sped after her.
"RANAMON!" But she didn't hear him and kept on running.
'I'm so stupid. I need to get away from here, from him! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry Naruto.' She stopped near a river and burst out on the floor crying. She heard the rustling of the bushes but didn't care. It was then, when Naruto lifted up chin did she looked up with tears streaming down her face.
"Just leave me alone, please." She looked broken and depressed and Naruto again wrapped his arms around her. He whispered soothing words in her eyes and asked her the same question but softly.
"Who wanted you gone Rana-chan?" There it was again, that nickname he made for her. She then started to spill her guts. As she told Naruto, he felt himself get angrier and angrier. His canines and nails grew and his whiskers were getting more pronounced. His eyes also went from the ocean blue to a fiery red.
"I'm so sorry Naruto-kun! I brought you into this mess and I'm sorry for it!" She apologized.
Ranamon heard him growl and looked up to see a feral Naruto glaring at the small body of water. "When I see any of those digimon, I'll tear them to shreds!" His voice was more deeper and demonic. He calmed down a bit when Ranamon touched his cheek.
"No don't Naruto-kun. I don't want to lose you. You're the only person who have really accepted me. I shouldn't have never said what I said this morning." Naruto's red eyes grew soft and he touched the hand that was on his cheeks.
"But Rana-chan, from what you told me, Duskmon is going to kill you. I won't let anything happen to you." His features were back to normal. She teared up again but this time in joy at how much Naruto cared for her even though they only knew each other for a day and a half.
Naruto was going to ask what was wrong when a pair of lips touched his own. His eyes grew wide for second and his body stopped. Her lips felt soft against his and she, surprisingly, tasted like raspberry and cinnamon.
It didn't take long before he responded back to the kiss. They broke apart with a blush. Ranamon smiled and started to speak when Naruto connected their lips again. She wrapped her arms around his neck and Naruto moved her so she was sitting in his lap. His hand moved to her cheek, cupping it while Ranamon laid a hand on his chest.
They stayed like that, just kissing and holding each other. Finally they broke for air and she rested her head on Naruto's chest who started to rub her back. They both had the same thoughts on their minds.
'Please don't let this be a dream.'
Awwwww that was as sappy as the original. STILL not sorry-
Naruto: Um a little help here *fighting alley thugs*
10tailed: *sarcastically* Use your fucking ninja powers, prick *munching on pizza* Fuck what I said about this place, this pizza is awesome.
Thug1: *shoots pizza*
Naruto: *stops fighting* Oh you done it now buddy *backs away slowly*
Thug 1: The fuck you talk- *gets hit by pizza box*
10tailed: That. Was. My. GODDAMN PIZZA *beats Thug 1 with pizza box*
Thug 2: Hey off our-*gets dropkicked*
10tailed: *grabs Thug 1 and slams face near fallen pizza* Do you see this shit! Do you see what's wrong with this picture! ANSWER ME
Thug 1: *cries* Y-Y-Yes s-s-sir
10tailed: GOOD NOW THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE *curb stomps thug 1*
Naruto: Never let me get between you and pizza *steal thugs wallets*
10tailed: YOU'LL LIVE LONGER!
Mom: *whistles* You done there
10tailed: Unless you have $15.96, NO!
Mom: Stop bitching *pulls out gun and mask* and put this on. *points to Naruto* Here *hands suitcase*
10tailed: The fuck is this for?
Mom: To lure Batman, now do mommy a favor and be a good criminal
10tailed: *shivers* never refer to yourself as mommy. Ready dude
Naruto: *confuse look* Wait what am i doing- *gets hit by gun* OW SHIT. DUDE!
10tailed: Shut up *hits him with gun again*
Naruto: Wait *holds hand up* I'm still- OW STOP HITTING ME!
10tailed: This is actually fun-*gets kicked in the face* SON OF A WHORE! *holds face*
Naruto: Well that was quick *stares at newcomer* WELL HOT DAMN!
Batgirl: *checks Naruto* you alright
10tailed: *through tears* I SHOULD BE GETTING ASKED THAT QUESTION! GOD I THINK YOU BROKE MY NOSE
Batgirl: *gets in front of Naruto* Well maybe you shouldn't be hitting innocents
Naruto: Certainly love the view *stares at Batgirl's ass*
10tailed: That guy is about as innocent as a pornstar's vag
Batgirl: You're a criminal so prepare to face justi- * falls to the ground*
Naruto: GODDAMN IT WOMAN, I WAS ENJOYING THE VIEW
Mom: *jumps down* Ohh shut up
10tailed: Now what are we going to do about her *points to Batgirl*
Mom: Well even though she ruined my plan, she could be of good use
10tailed: *sweatdrops* please tell me you're not going to 'play' with her like Spidey
Mom: *Hits 10tailed* No you fucking idiot, she going to be in plan B *laughs evilly*
Naruto: Dude your mom has gone insane
10tailed: *rubs head* She's been insane ever since she had me.