Second Side story people! It's waaaay smaller than the 1st one but it's just a joke so… whatever thehee… I had fun writing this …Oh yeah it is sort of a parody, hope you like it :D
"Side story: Dreams"
"People can be such aliens."
Once upon a time there was this girl that dreamed about a prince to rescue her from the evil sorcerer. It didn't happen.
"Huh?!"
Princess Amu had been kidnapped by the evil magician, and he had her captive in a… big girly pink room?
"Wha...what is this?" She asked astonished.
"Whahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahaahahah! Don't you like it?"
. . . He's an idiot. Ahem, anyways… The sorcerers identity remained a secret for that he never took off his red hood.
The princess looked around and stayed quiet due to the shock.
"Huh? I did?"
Yes.
"So?" The idio... hum sorcerer asked.
"I-I am confused…"
The princess replied.
"Be not! My dear princess! I brought you here to make you my wife, not my prisoner!Wahahahahahahahahahahahahah—"
"Ok OK… you can stop that."
"Ahem… so… as I was saying: YOU will be MY wify –Kya~"
the princess refused, turning away in protest.
The sorcerer froze in shock and then grabbed the princess's arm and said:
"You will."
"Hell no."
"You will."
"NO!"
And they continued on for a while longer, so let's skip it.
"What the hell is happening?"
Ahem… It had been 2 days since the princess was taken hostage. In her room she cried silently. She was sad and tired.
"I'm not crying."
. . . You are now.
"Wha.. I AM! The HELL?!"
Princess Amu was at the balcony of her room.
"Whaa... how did I get here?"
STOPT MENDING! AND JUST DO AS I SAY!
"… ok~"
Good now… The princess looked up to the sky and happened to see a shooting star. She wished for her prince to rescue her and the prince happened to appear out of a mysterious cloud in her room.
"AHH?! Tadase?!"
Nip it!
"My princess" The handsome blond prince kneeled and with a glamorous smile and sparkly eyes he continued: "We finally meet! After crossing the most terrible storms and surviving the most awful and horrible…"
Trials.
"TRIALS! I, King Tadase, from the far, far, faaaar away kingdom of weird pants, have come to your rescue. Let us ride a white horse and leave this terrible, terrible! place at once!"
". . ."
The princess was so happy that she started to cry. Prince…
"KING!"
… King Tadase dramatically ran to Princesses Amu side and took her in his arms.
"My lovely Princess… why do you cry? Is it because of my unimaginable beauty?"
"Ah?"
"I knew it." The prin.. King Tadase closed his eyes in pain "Worry not my beautiful princess, even though it is too early, I know that your desire to kiss me is too strong…"
"Wha.. what?"
"I will end your pain!"
"Wha.. wa-wait, no!..."
Tadase was about to kiss Princess Amu BUT! Someone interrupted:
"Stop it right there!"
Who could it be? It was none other than…
"IKUTO?!"
… YES! Ikuto- the pirate of the Seven Seas! With his hair moving with the wind like the wild ocean, and his eyes furiously glowing under the moonlight, he drew his sword and said:
"You bastard, take your filthy hands off MY princess!"
Princess Amu was already in the pirates arms.
"huh?! How did I…?"
"Don't worry princess; I will save you from this evil sorcerer."
"What?"
"Whahahahahahahahahahahahahah ah!"
Oh no! How could it be? The king Tadase was no longer dressed in quilling; he was now holding a stick..
"IT'S A WAND!"
He was now holding a wand! and dressed in a red cloak.
"You are sharp, little pirate!" The evil sorcerer said.
"Shut up and fight me!" Ikuto said glaring at Tadase.
"CHARACTER CHANGE!" The sorcerer yelled.
"Oh so that's the best you got?" The pirate smirked "CHARACTER TRANSFORMATION!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
Princess Amu was confused.
"You! You can take a full transformation? And…" The sorcerer raised an eyebrow. "You're a cat?"
"Got a problem, puffy wannabe prince?"
"Ikuto! Yyou have a tail and.. and.. cute ears."
"Wha.. what are you doing?" Ikuto felt embarrassed because the princess was playing with his ears.
"hehe it's so cute."
"S-Stop it!"
"No."
Tadase, the evil sorcerer knew he could defeat the Pirate, but because the princess was keeping him busy he took advantage of it and managed to hit the pirate.
"Wahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha"
The pirate had vanished.
"IKUTO!"
The princess felt hopeless and started to cry.
"Nyahaha…"
"What…?!"
The sorcerer was mistaken, he couldn't hit Ikuto because he had jump, instead Ikuto was the one who managed to cut the sorcerers sword in half.
"NOOO!"
"NYAHAHA~!"
"NOOOO!"
"NYAHA!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"NYAAAAAAAA"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Amu screamed waking up in a jump.
It was Sunday and Ikuto and Amu had decided to go to the meadow early in the morning and stay there the whole day. Amu was so tired that she fell asleep taking Ikuto for a pillow.
"What's wrong?" he asked touching her hair.
Amu stared at him and checked for cat ears and a tail. Nothing. She sighed of relief. Ikuto chuckled.
"Did you had a bad dream?" he asked teasing.
"You're not going to laugh out in a weird way like: «nyahaha»… are you?" Amu was still suspicious.
"W-what?"
"Nevermind." Amu blushed.
"What? Were you dreaming about?"
"Nothing." Amu replied embarrassed and still a bit confused. "For how long have I been sleeping?"
"Hm… an hour or two maybe?"
"Sorry." She said lowering her head.
Ikuto chuckled and when she lifted her head she saw his smirk.
"Don't be, I had my fun watching you."
"Whaa—" Amu blushed. "Pervert!"
"Haha.. you're cute even when you're sleeping, you called out my name a few times you know? I wonder what kind of dream it was." Ikuto said with his smirk getting bigger.
"Hmpf." Amu looked away felling her face burning.
Ikuto leaned forward and whispered in her ear:
"Why don't you try to «nya»?"
"Shu-shut up."
A bit stupid I know, still, I find it funny haha. Btw, a friend of mine does laugh like "Nyahaha" sometimes, it's funny xD
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