10tailed: *raises eyebrow* Was that really necessary
Mom: Fuck yeah it was. *points to Naruto* Besides he's fine
Naruto: *cradling junk* Owwww fuck fuck fuck fuck, fucking donkey fucking shit fuck
Barbra: Well i'm certified in nusring. Maybe I should-
10tailed: STAY THERE AND LOOK PRETTY!
Barbra: *smirks* Totally knew it
Naruto: WHAT HAS JUNIOR EVER DONE TO YOU! *cries*
10tailed: Come on Mom
Mom: Fuck no
10tailed: I have never asked you for anything
Mom: So don't start now
Keeper/Shadow: Rock…Paper..Scissor…Go! Damnit stop picking rock!
Barbara: Uh guys?
Everyone: WHAT!?
Barbara: *points up*
10tailed: Well shit
Mom: For once in my life agree with you, lazyass
So yeah last chapter was a bit confusing but like most of the shit in this story, it will be explained later on.
Agunimon confused face remained as he reverted back into Naruto, not thinking those two meant harm. The two digimon eyes sparkled as they gazed on his frame. Twin blushes formed on their cheeks and Naruto felt a sense of pride rush through him but ignored it as it was just his hanyou side of him.
"You know me?" The two digimon nodded, blushes still there. Well in Angewomon's case increasing as she thought of some not-so-innocent images. The taller one walked forward till she was in front of Naruto, showing she was a little taller than Naruto, who stood at 6'2, with her 6'5 frame. She placed a hand on his one of his whiskered cheeks brushing the marks with her thumb.
Naruto shivered at the pleasurable gesture and unconsciously leaned into her touch. During this Angewomon crossed her arms, pouting, and the others were shocked. Well, the males were, Ranamon and Zoe felt jealously rise in them as well as anger.
"Do you remember us, Naruto-kun?" Sakuyamon asked stopping her motions and just stood there with her hand on Naruto's cheek. Naruto gazed into her fox helmet when a scent hit his nose. His azure orbs widened as he recognized it.
"Rena-chan?" He looked behind her at Angewomon in recognition as well. "Sala-chan?" Both digimon smiled at him and Naruto felt his own smile form on his face. Sakuyamon, in a fit of happiness, grabbed Naruto and smashed her lips against his, making Angewomon grin but Ranamon and Zoe frown immensely.
Being the brashest of the bunch, Ranamon quickly paced forward so she was in between Naruto and, in her opinion, the fox-whore as they broke apart. Sakuyamon pursed her lips as Ranamon glared at her. "And who the hell are y'all to be kissing on our," As she pointed to herself and Zoe, "man?"
"Well, who the fuck are you then?" Angewomon said as she came up from behind Sakuyamon, she then smirked. "Well besides a champion?" Ranamon felt an eye twitch as this fucking angel pulled up a rank on her.
Naruto eyes widened but was too late to stop Ranamon from tackling the Angel digimon. He sighed before slapping himself in the face. 'Fuck I hate the sense of Déjà vu.' Kyuubi who had been quiet for about all day looked through Naruto's eyes and whistled.
"I have no idea what the hell you are talking about kit but seeing two vixens fight, again, is a memory one should keep. I mean look at them." Naruto did and saw that Ranamon had straddled Angewomon and tried to pin her arms down causing Ranamon's ass to jiggle and Angewomon's bosoms to jiggle as well. He gritted he teeth as he pinched his nose together. "Ah feels good to be right but wrong at the same time."
'I hate you.'
"I know I lived off it, remember?"
'Smartass.'
"And you're a dumbass, so I'm obviously superior anyway."
'More like a superior Jackass but then that is an insult to all jackasses out there.'
"Ohh, that's a smart one, good job. I glad you're finally using the golf ball you call a brain for once."
'Better than what your furry ass can do.'
"Shouldn't you get back to your vixens?" Naruto's eye widened and quickly cut the link earning a grin from the fox. The hanyou then focused back into the real world only to find that Zoe and Sakuyamon had managed to join the little quarrel. Koji and Tommy were trying to separate the girls only to be punching bags and in the way.
Naruto sweat-dropped at the situation and the fox was laughing his ass off. "Kami, sometimes my life can be great but other times…" He said as he ran a hand through his hair and thought about how to separate everybody. He then crossed his fingers and sighed, "Kage Bunshin no Justu."
Another Naruto popped next to him, looking at the situation which frustrated eyes. "Why the hell was I summoned." Naruto raised an eyebrow at his clone's attitude. The clone crossed his arm and looked backed at him expectably.
"Um, since when have you grown a pair?" Naruto was confused at the clone's behavior and the clone frowned at him.
"Since you did."
"But…fuck it. Just stop bitching and help me out damnit." The clone sighed again and went to pull apart Ranamon and Angewomon. The latter of the two had the former pinned down and was grinning widely.
"I guess rank does show in strength as well or are you just that weak?" Ranamon stopped struggling for a second as Angewomon words hit her. The angel smirked at first but that quickly turned into a frown when a cocoon of data formed under her.
The clone eyes widened and curse plus another sigh escaped his lips and hoped his creator was having even harder time. Speaking of Naruto, the original hanyou managed to actually to get Sakuyamon off Zoe both whom were letting multiple curses and insults.
"Hairless blonde she-ape."
"Fox-bitch."
"Slut."
"Skank."
"Whore"
"Ohh real original."
"Yeah! You should try it sometime! Like getting your own man!"
Naruto had enough and he felt both of his eye twitch. Naruto maneuvered his body so he was in between the two. "Okay you two that's ENOUGH!" At his yell both stopped and looked to see Naruto with his eye close. "Honestly, I didn't think you guys would react this badly to each other."
They both looked away from him before glaring at each other. "Look I understand it's my fault for not warning you but fighting each other doesn't prove anything." The hanyou pleaded while looking at the both of them. Sakuyamon sighed before reluctantly holding out her hand and Zoe looked at it.
Naruto nudged his head and sent the girl a look. The blonde mumbled and shook Sakuyamon's hand. Though that didn't stop the lighting sparks from connecting as they each other in the eye.
"Well that's a start."
-(Same time with Ranamon)-
Angewomon smirked at her opponent causing a harsh glare to be aimed at her. She placed a hand on her hips, the grin still evident on her angelic face. "So this is your next level?" She then chuckled, "Where your fish bowl? This 'battle' is going to be the same as you hold yourself out there. Easy."
Leukomon growled showing her elongated canines. "Trust me darling, ya'll will be regretting those words." Angewomon scoffed and Leukomon closed her and balled her hands into fist.
Angewomon frowned as the ground shook making her stagger a bit. Then a piece of the earth under her cave in and a blast of water shot out. The angel like digimon quickly jumped away but again had to dodge another water spout.
Leukomon flexed her claws and an orb of water appeared in front of her. She quickly dove her in hand inside it and watched with a smirk as the orb warped into a long and slender weapon. The mermaid then yanked the weapon out of the water and looked at Angewomon. It was a trident with a sea blue colored shaft with golden ruins symbols engraved in it. The head was a golden color with three sharp prongs ready tear into something.
Angewomon's frown deepened and charged forward intent with making her fist intimate with the mermaid's face. As she launched her fist forward it was blocked by the trident and Leukomon chuckled at her. She pushed the angel digimon back and quickly swung her trident. Said digimon swiftly balanced herself but let out a curse before flying upwards to avoid the swing.
"Pussying out from a fight?" Leukomon taunted out and smiled as a tick mark appeared on the angel's helmet.
"It's called dodging and being smart, you fish-" She was cut off as a blast of water crashed into her. Leukomon watched in slight glee as Angewomon slammed into the ground kicking up some debris. "Itai, fuck!" She said as she slowly got up but winching at her sore back.
"What happened to you kicking my ass? Come on, I'm sure you can do better than that." The mermaid called out and Angewomon gritted her teeth in frustration. "I guess Naruto didn't really want to be around you, being weak and all." She taunted as Angewomon clenched her fist hard. A bright light covered Angewomon's hand and took the form of a bow.
"Won't be saying much, if you're just scattered data." She said before pulling the string back as a golden arrow materialized into the bow. Leukomon narrowed her eyes before charging her energy into her trident causing it glow in a dull blue. Suddenly two figures appeared between them and a gust of wind pushed them both back.
The clone sighed as he saw Angewomon crash on the ground. His eyes shone in irritation as he looked over to see the original talking to Sakuyamon and Zoe. He heard the sound of a bow string going back and sighed once again wanting to hurry up and dispelled. However he was part of Naruto and thus didn't want to see either one of his girl try to get themselves killed. He got up from his perch on a tree and disappeared in a burst of speed and reappeared between the two.
He did a couple of handsigns as he felt the original appear behind. "Fuuton: Reppushou." The clone said as he pushed out his hands sending out a blast of wind that blew the two digimon away from each other. Angewomon managed to flip herself over and landed on the ground with grace seen from that of a ballerina. Leukomon descend wasn't as graceful as Angewomon but she righted herself as well giving a glare to the strangers.
Her eyes widen as she looked at the figures with recognition. Angewomon's showed surprised on her face as looked on as well. There kneeling was Naruto and next to him standing was another Naruto, both had a disappointed look on their faces. The one kneeling got up while wiping dirt and sand from his jacket. The one that was already standing looked at his twin with slight annoyance in his eyes. "Couldn't you have stopped them earlier?"
The clone shrugged before dispelling in a poof of smoke. Naruto sighed as he received the clones memories as well as thoughts. 'I'll deal with that later. Now on to more pressing matters.' He looked up to see both Angewomon and Leukomon, now Ranamon try their best to avoid his gaze. "I've had enough of this stupid fucking fight." He said sharply while crossing his arms making the two flinch at his tone.
Ranamon pointed a finger at the angel making her frown at the water hybrid. "But she-"
"You both could have gotten hurt. I felt the power behind both attacks!" Naruto was quick to cut her off and Ranamon placed her hand down surprised at his tone. "You both are wrong to fight over something so minuscule." He said in a far softer tone. Silence rang between the two as Ranamon and Angewomon both looked at each other. However it was Angewomon who was the first to break the silent barrier.
"I'm sorry Naru-kun, Ranamon-san." She said almost reluctantly before she engulfed into a warm hug by Naruto. She smiled warmly and she laid her head against his chest and melted into his touch. Moments later his broke the hug, not noticing the groan of protest from the angel. He looked over at Ranamon expectantly.
"Rana-chan." Naruto said almost pleadingly and the water hybrid sighed at his tone of voice.
"Fine. I apologize." She grunted until she was picked up into a big hug by the hanyou. She rolled her eyes playfully before returning the hug. Naruto leaned down and gave her a kiss on the cheek, making her face darken a bit. A cough broke the two apart and Naruto let go of Ranamon as everybody else joined the three. Naruto cleared his throat to get everybody's attention.
"Well, now that we have this 'problem' solved," The three female digimon and one human grinned sheepishly. Naruto just shook his head with a playful smirk on his face but focused on the two higher level digimon. "Not that I have any problems, but why are you guys here?"
"Well we are on our way to speak with Seraphimon-sama regarding some important info we found." Sakuyamon said and Naruto gave a look that wanted her to elaborate. Not even a moment later Angewomon gasped as her hand clenched into a tight fist. Everybody looked confusingly at her and Sakuyamon reached over to place a hand on her partner's shoulder. "What is it, imouto-chan?"
"Shit, I thought for sure he would down long enough for us to make it to Seraphimon-sama." She said more to herself but Sakuyamon understood what she saying and gritted her teeth. "We need to get going." Angewomon said with Sakuyamon nodding at her. The angel started to walk quickly down the road.
Sakuyamon sighed and look at the others, more specifically at Naruto. "We'll explain on the way, but we seriously need to get going." She said as she followed after her sister. Naruto and the rest soon followed after her.
-(On the shore)-
"And who was the dumbass that said bikes can't ride over water?" Beelzemon said with a laugh as Behemoth rumbled as if it was laughing as well. He got off the bike and rubbed the handle smirking as the rumbling got louder. "Then again you are not an ordinary bike, are you?" He chuckled again as he looked up to see the castle peek up from the treeline.
Beelzemon whistled in slight amazement. "Humble my ass, this guy has to be living off a fortune." He said as he crossed his arms. "Man, that does look like a good place to hang out. Only problem is its fucking color." He frowned and closed his eyes. "So damn bright, makes me wanna gag." He sat down under a tree and leaned back on its trunk.
"I think it'll look better with black and purple." He yawned as he felt tired from crossing the sea. "Man, with a big-ass castle like that I'll get lonely." He heard the start of an engine and chuckled. "Well besides having you. Maybe I'll get a few entertainments added to castle. I mean I am in the Fire Forest and from what I heard Ember village has some very fun and willing females."
He was about to doze off when he heard shaking coming from the bushes. He sighed irritably and pulled out one of his shotguns and pointed at the bushes. "I'm tired as fuck, so I suggest you get your ass away from me."
"What is thou doing!" Mercurymon exclaimed as he pooped out of the bush. Beelzemon growled and put his shotgun but into its holster and close his eyes again. "Thou targets are getting away."
The hunter grunted causing the mirror digimon frown at him. "I know where they're going and trust me there not going anyway since they think that pompous bastard, pussying out in that castle is going to protect them." He opened one eye and smirk at his 'partner'. "I got something special for them in a form of an ass-kicking. Now leave me alone." He said before closing his eyes yet again.
"And of the mission sent by that fool!" Mercurymon was getting real frustrated but knew he was powerless in front the Demon lord. Beelzemon snorted, his voice sounding like sleep was taking over.
"Deal with it later."
Mercurymon frowned deepened as he knew he was getting nowhere and decided to leave him be. "Thy don't care anymore, just do thou's part of the deal." He then turned and disappeared into a tree.
Beelzemon smirked. "Dumbass." He said before dozing off.
-(With Naruto)-
After listening to Angewomon and Sakuyamon's story, Naruto felt his ambition to kill Cherubimon grew even higher. "So you're telling me he wants to become "king"?" Both of them nodded and Ranamon frowned and crossed her arms.
"I knew the bastard was power-hungry but I didn't see this coming." She said and both Sakuyamon and Angewomon looked back at each other. Angewomon looked at her use to be enemy.
"Wait, you knew Cherubimon?" She asked and visibly tensed when Ranamon nodded. "How?" She question with suspicion clear in her tone. Naruto however came to the water hybrid's rescue, moving his body so he was in between Ranamon and Angewomon.
"She use to work for him but stopped two years ago." He said getting a grateful look from Ranamon. Angewomon still looked at Ranamon with distrust seen in her body language. She and Sakuyamon looked at each other before nodding and deciding to leave it there and store this piece of info back into their heads for later use.
Naruto sighed and decided to change the subject. "So Sakuya-chan and Tenshi-chan, how you guys been since the last time we met?" Both of them blushed at the nicknames and missed the smirks that were on Ranamon's and Zoe's face.
"Eh been better, but I'll see I'm glad we finally reunited Naru-kun." Angewomon said trying to force her blush down. The hanyou smirked as a thought popped in his head. He looked forward to see Ranamon and Zoe talking to each other and the boys talking as well. Seeing how the close was clear and moved closer to the angel, whose thoughts were preoccupied.
"Yeah, I'm glad too. I miss you girls." He brought up and laid it on her juicy yet toned ass. She jumped at the gesture, her blush getting darker. Naruto chuckled to himself and squeezed the flesh in his hand earning a small yelp from her. "I would love to be better acquainted with you." He leaned up and gave the digimon a peck on the cheeks.
Sakuyamon who was watching giggled at the two. Naruto heard her giggle and smiled over to her. The fox related digimon crossed her arms playfully. "And what about me Naru-kun?" She asked with a pout on her beautiful lips at the attention given to her sister. The hanyou smiled widen and held a tint of mischief.
"Oh I would never forget about you, my vixen." He said, mentally praising himself at making not one but two extremely gorgeous female blush twice. 'I'm good.'H e said to himself but heard a snort from the fox.
"Okay Mr. smooth get your head out of your ass." Kurama pointed out and Naruto grunted at the fox.
'Fuck off.' He thought mentally and the beast roared out in laugher. A tap on his shoulder broke the half demon from his thoughts and saw Ranamon in front of him.
"Ya'll just can't faded in and out like that." Ranamon grumbled and Naruto smiled sheepishly at her. He looked up and saw that night was approaching. Sighing he looked over and saw that everyone was looking at him expectantly.
"What's the next move?" Koji asked and Naruto looked over to Sakuyamon and Angewomon, specifically. They both looked at each other then back at the group. Sakuyamon sighed and crossed her arms in thought.
"How far is he, imouto-chan."
"Still back on the shore from what I can sense. So that means about a day's worth away but-" She paused and clenched her fist and Sakuyamon understood why she stopped. Naruto raised a confused blonde eyebrow at the angel.
"What's up?"
"He rides a bike known as Behemoth." She started and Bokomon gasped at her.
"But that's impossible!" He exclaimed making everybody looked down at him. "Behemoth known as a demonic motorcycle in all terms." He now had Naruto's full attention, whose eyes narrowed at the thought of a demonic artifact being in digital world. Kyuubi growled softly.
"It seems I was right. No matter what dimension we're in, there always will be a hell. But how did a demonic artifact make it here?" Naruto nodded at him also confused by this new revelation.
"It's been said that Behemoth can possess anybody who ride on it and turn them evil. For Beelzemon to take control of it means his heart is filled with much more evil than a demon!" He ended and Naruto felt his blood pumping at the thought of fighting someone whose power can be compared to a demon. Koji then stepped forward.
"So you're telling us that Beezlemon might be a demon?" He said but Angewomon shook her head at him.
"No, Beezlemon is a digimon by all rights but he-"
"Might be connected to a demon." Naruto finished with a serious look on his face and Angewomon nodded at him. 'I need to find a way to capture him and hearing him from Sakuya-chan, this guy sounds pretty powerful.' He groaned as the moon began to shine through the clouds of dusk. "We can't walk through this forest at night what all the crazy digimon at lurk in the area. So this is the plan." He instructed. "We'll camp for the night and with some clones I'll be on night watch. We'll leave as soon as the sun poke its head through the horizon."
They all nodded and went to do their nightly routine. Koji went to fetch water, Tommy left with Bokomon an Neemon to find some food, and Ranamon left with Angewomon and Sakuyamon to get firewood as well as to 'get along'. This just left Naruto and Zoe in the camp site. Zoe sighed as she pulled up her legs to her body and embraced them. Naruto walked over and sat down next to her.
"Two more girls, eh Naruto-kun?" Zoe giggled out and Naruto scratched the back of his head, a small grin on his face.
"Yeah….does it bother you?" He said softly and Zoe shook her head. He gave her an unsure look and Zoe looked down at the ground as she rested her chin on her knees. "Zoe?" He called out quietly.
"What's going to happen to us?" She whispered and Naruto widened eyes. She quickly shot her head up and looked at Naruto dead in the eyes. "After we beat Cherubimon, then what?"
"I…don't know Zoe-chan." He said and Zoe once again looked back at the ground. A hand reached out and gently pulled her chin so she was look right into Naruto's blue silted eyes. "But what I do know is that I'm not go to leave any of my girls and that's a promise." He said truthfully and passionately making Zoe blush. He then leaned down and captured her lips into his.
Zoe relaxed against him as Naruto pulled her tight to his body and moved her hands to wrap around his neck. His hand landed on her thigh causing a spike of pleasure to rip through her body. She moaned into his mouth allowing Naruto to stick his tongue into her moist cavern. Her tongue raced out to meet his as they both danced around each other. Naruto moved the hand that was not on her thigh to her cheeks and fell back taking the girl with him, not that she minded in the slightest.
She straddled his hips and moved her hands do they were resting on his chest. Soon air became important and the two reluctantly pulled apart, both breathing heavily. Naruto smirked up at her as his hands went straight to her hips and gave her a quick peck on the lips. Zoe smiled sat back on the hanyou. "So I'm pretty much stuck with you then?' She said playfully and Naruto's smirk widen but his eyes immediately went wide.
"Kami, I'm an idiot." He said before gently getting up making Zoe get up with him confusingly. Naruto searched through his pockets and pulled out his D-Tector. He briefly ignored her and pressed a button on his device. "Come on, please be here. Ah!" He exclaimed a big-ass grin on his face. Zoe placed her hands on her hips tired of being ignored.
"Naruto-kun?" She said with a slight annoyance.
"Zoe-chan, I have a present for you." She was confuse by what he meant until a light shone through her shorts' pocket. Digging in her pocket she picked out her own D-Tector as the screen grew brighter. Naruto's lit up as a bridge of data formed between the two Zoe was amazed as she saw something transfer from Naruto's device to hers. The light died down and Zoe finally looked at her screen. Tears began to scale down her face as the others can back from their jobs, looking at the two strangely.
She looked back up at Naruto who had a warm smile on his face. "B-but how." She whispered softly making her hard to hear to the others but to Naruto it was like she was talking normally.
He chuckled, "I told that I'll get it back for you." He was then tackled to the ground by Zoe who happily connected to her lips to his once again.
'Kazemon!'
As seen we are getting very closer to the Seraphimon's castle episode and it's surprises with it. Of course I'm going to add my own spice to it once again making you guys question my insanity, if you weren't already. Keep in mind that a few things in this particular chapter will be the deciding part of where this story will go. Knowing you people, you probably already have an idea.
Superman: *narrows eyes* What are you doing, villain?
10tailed: It's called AN dumbass
Green lantern: I think he's planning something. *sticks out fist* Come peacefully and you won't get hurt
10tailed/Shadow/Keeper/Mom: *Looks at each other**burst out laughing*
Supergirl: Barbara! *hugs her* Are you okay? This these guys do anything to you?
10tailed: *scoffs* You really should be asking me that. Seriously she is a-
Barbara: *narrows eyes* You want to finish that?
10tailed: Um...No
Barbra: Good, it's shows that you're smart *looks at Supergirl* And I'm fine. These guys are actually pretty fun and *points at Tailed* I have my personally own bitch
10tailed: Oi! I'm no one's bitch! You are just a scary woman
Superman: Silence, fiend. Now hand over Batman and those other tied individuals *points to Spidey, Harley, and Joker*
Mom: Over my drop dead sexy body *hears a gag* Oh go suck your boyfriends pancaked dick
Keeper: *Hold up hand* Whoa let's just stay calm here
Shadow: *follows* Yeah we are all civilized human- *blasts roof with a Grande Launcher* HUAL ASS BITCHES AND FUCKHEADS *grabs Joker and Harley*
10tailed: *grabs Naruto* HOLY FUCK! *Barbra jumps on his back* WHAT THE FUCK, BARBRA!
Barbra: MUSH!
Keeper: *holds Batman in fireman position* RUN NOW, BITCH LATER
Mom: *rides in sled with Spidey* SEE YOU ASSES LATER HAHAHA!
10tailed: THE FUCK MOM! NO FAIR
Mom: TOUGH SHIT, LAZYASS!