Keeper: So where the hell are we?
10tailed: Back in this God-forsaken city? *frowns* You do realize that I hate you *gets smacked*
Mom: *glares* Say something else I dare you
10tailed: *mumbles*
Barbara: *pressing keypad* Bruce is an idiot when it came to passwords. There! *door opens* Batcave!
10tailed:*rubs forehead* I swear to god
Naruto: *looks around* HOLY SHIT! *points at Batcar* THAT'S SOOOO MINE
Keeper: Is there a chocolate fountain anywhere?
10tailed: No! Now help me with the damn bodies. *Throws Batman.* You know *looks around* Shouldn't there be someone guarding- *gets punched*
Old man: DIE INTRUDER! *continues punching*
10tailed: Hey! *gets punched* Stop! *gets punched* Ow1 *gets punched* SOMEONE GET THIS DUSTY ASS MAN THE FUCK OFF OF ME!
Mom: Hahahahaha you're getting your ass kicked by an old man
Shadow: But don't you always do that
Mom: So
Shadow: *grins* So him getting his ass kicked by an old person is not something new.
Naruto:...
Supergirl:...
Barbara:...
10tailed:...
Old Man:...
Batman:...
Keeper: Wait, I don't get it-
Shadow: MERCY!
Mom: I'LL SHOW YOU OLD WHEN THIS FOOT IS SHOVED UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!
Sup everyone here's chapter 21 that I sort of popped out of ass with my almost year long hiatus. Now hopefully that won't be a common practice but as I always say, don't quote me on that. This chapter is lot shorter than I wanted but I felt like I had to bring something out. So yeah here's this finished product.
Enjoy
"Now!" Kyuubi instructed and Naruto took a deep breath. He held out both hands and summoned negative and positive yokai in each palm. "The key to the Bijudama is balance. Yin and Yang! Focus your energy to create an equilibrium!"
Naruto gritted his teeth and sweat dripped down his brow as he continued on summoning the energies. He then brought his hands closer, combining the energies till a black ball appeared in front of him. He grinned in triumph only to lose it when the ball promptly exploded in his face, sending him flying back.
Kurama just sighed in annoyance and shook his head. "Honestly it's not that hard! Your thoughts aren't cleared! That's why we've been fucking meditating, brat!"
Naruto grunted as he slowly got up from the ground. "Easy for you to say!"
"That's because it was!"
"Yeah, well you had your full power jackass! I have to deal within your unbalanced Yin yokai!"
Kyuubi just grunted and crossed his arms. "Well you could get the other half if you just let me do the technique!"
"Do you realize that if I get your full power then I won't be able to control it! I at least want to get five tails mastered! Beside Lucemon has been powering himself by our yokai alone and even gave some to JP. If I'm going to face either one of the two, I want to be comfortable with my own power!"
The hanyou then sat down next to the huge fox. "Let's just wait for the Bijudama." The beast just snorted before scratching an ear. An idea popped into Naruto's mind as he gazed on the beast's form. "Can I extend my hanyou form?"
"You mean turn into a pseudo version of me?"
Naruto grumbled before nodding. "Yeah, like my own Kyuubified form."
Kurama hummed. "I manage to exist even without my other half. But to achieve the Biju form you need all the power you sealed within the Eyes. Though I highly doubt you'll be able to control it given that you can't even make a simple Bijudama."
Naruto just glared at the fox who grinned down at the hanyou. The mindscape glimmered and Kyuubi raised a paw. "No matter we shall speak of it for another time." He then slammed his paw on Naruto, kicking him out of his mindscape.
-(Real World)-
After gaining confused looks from everybody due to their hanyou leader waking up with curses about furry foxes, the group continued their journey. Angewomon, who was still tired from the fight last night, took Ranamon's spot on Naruto's back. Ranamon just huffed and grumbled about walking before taking a spot at his side.
"I can see why you like to do this, Ranamon." Angewomon said with a grin as she nuzzled into Naruto's neck. Ranamon just gave the angel a glare and mumbled a curse.
Sakuyamon just shook her head with a grin. "Great, first it was Ranamon, then Zoe, and now imouto is hugging all up on Naruto-kun." She pouted and crossed her arms. "Mou, you guys are so hoggy."
Angewomon giggled, "Well you're not trying hard enough." She stuck her tongue out and Sakuyamon glared at her through her mask.
"Now, now ladies. No need for a fight." Naruto grinned out.
"Yeah at least wait till we are in a village to do your cat fights." Koji grinned out til he was bopped on the head by Sakuyamon. "Ow! What I do?" He said while rubbing his head.
"They are not cat fights! We don't even fight that much!"
"Oh sure and Naruto and Zoe already banged each other!" He said sarcastically which both blondes blushed. Zoe, this time, whacked Koji in the side of his head. "Ow! What I say?" She just walked faster as did Naruto. Koji paused before putting the pieces together. "Wait, YOU GUYS DID FUCK?!"
This time Naruto whacked Koji in the face with his tail before reverting back to his human form. "AND YOU'LL KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT!"
Tommy just looked at the encounter with a confused look.
"Ano, what did Koji mean by that?"
"NOTHING!" Came the reply from both blondes.
-(Cherubimon's Castle)-
Cherubimon grinned as he laid back in his throne. Everything was working in his favor and he could practically grab his victory. "If I knew that ruling the digital world was this simple, I should have started my campaign years ago. Don't you agree, my dear Ophanimon?"
The holy digimon gritted her teeth and tightly clenched the steel bars that blocked her freedom. "You are underestimating the chosen children! Surely you know better than I, that your pet will fall at Naruto-kun's hands! His hidden power thwarts that of a mega!"
"Cherubimon just chuckled darkly. "I would agree with you but there's just one thing. That "hidden power" he has is just that! Hidden! That boy doesn't even understand his own hidden potential." His grinned fell into a neutral face. "And because of that, Duskmon will be the victor. His friends will be stripped of their little devices and spirits and either be slaves till they rot or dead on the spot. That human himself will be crushed beneath Duskmon's superior power."
Ophanimon gave him a look of pure horror."Is there no good left in you Cherubimon?! Have you gave into the temptations of evil and sin?! We were raised by the right of God!"
"I SAW THE LIGHT! I saw that you human type digimons cared little for us beast-types. You discriminated my kind, thought of us as nothing but rabid dogs! I'm not just doing this for my simple pleasure but to show you human-types where you truly belong. Below my feet! Groveling for my attention!"
He then pushed himself so he was looking at Ophanimon in the eyes. "The Right of God blinded me from my people's needs. Never will I be humiliated again!"
-(With Naruto)-
"Fucking rain!" Naruto cursed at the grey skies from inside of a cave as the group was taking shelter in. "If you were a real person I would so kick your ass!"
"Naru-kun, stop yelling at the sky. The rain isn't going anywhere." Ranamon said, her hands on her hips. Naruto visibly deflated before slowly walking over to where everyone else was at.
"Yeah but it made me feel better." He mumbled before getting bopped in the head by the water fairy. "Ow!"
"I have to agree with Naruto, this rain is going to slow us down by at least a day." Koji grumbled out as he poked the fire with a dry stick they have stocked up in the cave. "Beside at least the grass was softer than this fucking cave."
Sakuyamon giggled from her spot, "Oh quit your complaining, at least you can say seeing imouto getting her wings wet is one of the funniest things ever." Angewomon pouted as she was trying to dry her still soaking wings before flicking some of the water at the fox beauty.
"Oi! It's not funny! Do you understand how being wet makes me feel?" She said and Koji just snickered.
"Should I ask Naruto?"
"..."
The 17 year old only had a few seconds to giggle before he was slammed into the ground with a growing knot in the back of his head given by a blushing Angewomon. "That's not what I meant Ero-Koji!"
"So worth it." He smiled out before deciding that he just going to sleep in that position. Tommy just looked at the encounter with an innocent look.
"Ano, what did Koji-san-"
"Nothing Tommy. You might want to get some sleep." Zoe said and Ranamon nodded in agreement.
"She's right, ya'll might as well sleep the rain off." She then looked over at the hanyou expectantly who just raised his eyebrow at her. "I'm not going to sleep on this cold ground! Now come be our pillow." Which caused the other females to laugh.
-(Outside of the Cave)-
"How many do you presume to be of a threat?"
"Well there's a mega, a weak ultimate and a champion. I heard that blonde human is no pushover and can easily take on an ultimate." A snort was heard.
"A human? Oh sure and I'm next in line to be king."
"Listen you buffoon! If we are going to do this, we have to do this carefully. Last thing I need is to be scattered data because of your brainless attitude!"
"Grr, was that an insult!?"
"Enough, the both you! Those four are all we need to take care of and the reward is our. Simple, yes?" The two digimon agreed.
"Leave the little human one to me." The digimon chuckled before standing up and showing his seven foot frame.
"Oh this is going to be good."
-(Back with Naruto: Inside his mindscape)-
"Hold it! Hold it!"
BOOM
"Damnit brat! You only had one job! AGAIN!"
Naruto groaned as he slowly got out of his self made crater knowing well he was going to get a headache later on. "Can I try something that's not going to give me a headache?"
"Oh sure! Do you also want your balls back or are you content with being a little bitch!" The fox said sarcastically which cause the hanyou to glare at the jab. "Now again!"
Naruto just grumbled before closing his eyes and holding out his hands. Two colored orbs appeared in each hand and Naruto brought them close to each other. A bigger black orb replace the two and Naruto remained still as it levitated. Nothing happened for a few second making the hanyou relax.
Kyuubi just smacked his head as the Bijudama exploded once again and a curse rang through the tattered meadow. "Out of all the punishments I deserve, I get stuck with a dumbass." The fox stared to walk over the down hanyou when his ears twitch and Naruto shot straight up in alarm. "That's not good." He mumbled out. "We'll save this for next time. Go!"
-(Outside world)-
Naruto quickly awoken in the pitch black dark cave. He narrowed his eyes before silently and quickly removing himself, being careful not to awaken the others. The cave was dead silent besides the light snores and occasional shuffle from his group. 'Strange. I know we sensed something.'
Everything was fine till the cave shook lightly. Thanks to his ninja skills, he didn't stumbled and looked up at the cave ceiling. "The hell was that?" He whispered out. A small piece of rock from the ceiling fell next to the hanyou's foot. "That's not a good sign."
"Naruto-kun?" Sakuyamon called out as she slowly got up. "Is there something-"
"Get everyone out of the cave!" Not a second later the cave shook violently, easily waking the rest of the group. Naruto quickly summoned a few clones and grabbed whoever they could before escaping the cave. Once outside the cave finally collapsed inward and Naruto breath a quick sigh of relief. "Well that was a close one."
A blue figure jumped in front of the group and grinned widely. "Vision Blinder!" His form shined brightly blinded the them. "Alright you two buffoons! Let's get the job done!" He called out before charging at them.
Naruto growled to himself as he held his eyes and heard rapid footsteps coming in his general direction. Quickly doing a couple of hand signs, he placed his hand to his mouth and unleashed a stream of fire out. "Katon: Karyu Endan!"
"Gonna have to try again buddy!" A voice called out before Naruto blocked a fist to his head. The hanyou grunted at the heated fist and pushed back his attacker. He quickly shook off the searing pain in his arm and let out a kick where he thought his enemy was. A surprised yell told Naruto his kick had hit and punched his attacker away.
"Ow! Come on you idiots, I'm sure as hell ain't doing this alone!"
Naruto finally opened his eyes and blinked away a couple of spots only to see a blue human fireball slowly get up from the ground. He narrowed his eyes at the fireball and quickly looked behind him to see his friends slowly coming out of their blind state. He then turned his attention back to his unknown attacker and clenched his fist when he saw two more smirking figures stand beside the fireball.
One looked exactly like the human fireball except he was red instead of blue. The other stood seven feet tall and had his arms crossed. His upper body was bare and had chains covering it and his trunks-for-arms. He had a metal skull face and spiky blue hair.
"Alright, I'll bite." Naruto said as he stood up straight. "What do you want?" The three digimon laughed at him making the hanyou's eyebrow twitch as the rest of the group finally managed to open their eyes
"Looks like he has the same amount of brain cells as Skull." The blue fireball said and the red fireball just laughed even harder. The larger digimon, known as Skull, just growled in annoyance. The red fireball wiped an imaginary tear away and look at the group before landing a perverted gaze on the females.
"So I totally call the hot babes." Without giving his comrades a chance to speak he rushed at Naruto's group. "Roaring Fire!" The fireball let out two streams of fire from his arms making the group separate to dodge the flames.
"Great, the Meramon Brothers." Angewomon said with disdain as she floated in the air with Sakuyamon and Kazemon. "No doubt was Cherubimon-teme's doing."
Meramon grinned as he look up. "Nice to know our name is out there and in the mouths of beautiful babes." He shamelessly flirted to the angel which caused her to roll her eyes. "I apologize if I ruffle your feathers too hard." The fire ball digimon said his grinned widening.
"Hmph Champions are getting bolder as the days go on." Sakuyamon said with a frown as she floated back down to the ground with her arms crossed. Angewomon and Kazemon followed her.
"Oh baby, I'm only a champion from the waist up." He winked at the mega who only frowned deeper.
"Kazemon-chan." The fairy perked up hearing her name. "You can have this battle." Sakuyamon then walked behind her and took a spot next to Angewomon who gave Kazemon a smile.
"Try not to ruffle his feathers to hard." The angel grinned out.
"Should we test out a safe word if things get too heated." Meramon grinned out and flared his body to prove his point. "Or are you one of those kinky girls." That smile left his face the moment Kazemon's boot collided with his cheek sending the digimon tumbling back. "I see, so you do like it rough." He said as he slowly got up while holding his jaw.
"Well I hope you have the energy cause I'm gonna make you scream tonight."
-(With Ranamon)-
Ranamon dodged Meramon's flames and landed next to Lobomon and Kumamon. "Well so much for a good night's sleep." She said as she saw the blue fireball walk up to them while shaking it's head.
"Fucking idiot." The blue fireball mumbled before clearing his thought. "Salutations my fellow neighbors."
"Cut the shit, that bastard sent you didn't he." Ranamon said as Lobomon took out his lightsaber and Kumamon cocked his launcher. "I'm not stupid, I've heard about the Meramon Brothers."
BlueMeramon grinned. "Good, then introductions aren't needed. And no bastards sent for us. It just so happens that your heads are worth a lot to Cherubimon. Hell I might even become a general in his army if I bring you guys back." He clenched his fist as blue energy surrounded it. "It's a shame though, having to beat up a lovely face like yourself."
Ranamon gave the digimon a look of disgust. "Sorry doll, mah heart is already taken. Water Needle!" Ranamon sent sharp pieces of water at the blue digimon who only grinned wider before swiping them away.
"Gonna have to try harder than that." He called out.
"Then try this!" Lobomon said as he did a horizontal swipe with his Lobo Kendo. BlueMeramon ducked under the strike and sent out a blue fist towards the wolf digimon's face. Lobomon barely dodged the jab and winced at the heated feeling on his face. He jumped back and gathered energy in his fist. "Howling Laser."
The energy blast flew towards the blue fireball digimon only for him to jump over the attack. Kumamon, seeing his chance aimed his launcher. "Say hi to this, Blizzard Blaster!" BlueMeramon quickly covered his face as he was pelted with snowballs and was slowly being pushed back. Kumamon didn't let up his attack which allowed Lobomon to punch the digimon away.
"Nice job Kumamon." Lobomon said as he gave the small bear a thumbs up. Kumamon smiled sheepishly at the praise before turning his attention back to the down digimon who sat up in seated position.
"Oh man, I haven't been punched like that since Meramon slapped that Ladydevimon's ass." His little confession caused a sweatdrop to appear on Kumamon and Lobomon's face and an eye twitch from Ranamon. Blue (AN: We are going to call him that now) grunted as he got up from the ground and brushed off any dirt. He sighed deeply before flaring his body making the others squint their eyes.
The light died down and they clearly saw Blue giving them a wide smirk. "Alright the gloves are off on this one. Why don't we try this again."
-(With Naruto)-
Our blonde hanyou stood in front of Skull, his arms crossed and eyes narrowed. "You're here for the bounty, then?"
The large digimon chuckled as he grabbed a chain. "And you're the so-called human that can go toe-to-toe with an ultimate?" He asked in a mocking tone and Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"You're looking for a challenge?"
"Hmph, you're too puny to be a challenge. I just want to prove that you're nothing special. Bringing your head to Cherubimon would just be a bonus." Naruto growled lightly at the insult before smiling.
"I'll give you a chance to leave before I smash your tall ass to the ground." Skull only chuckled once more before opening his mouth out wide.
"Metal Fireball!" The large digimon launched multiple liquid metal fireballs at the hanyou who dodged them easily before rushing at him. Naruto let out a kick to Skull stomach only for the flame digimon to catch his foot and throw him away. Naruto straighten himself in the air before doing multiple handsigns.
"Katon: Hosenka no Jutsu!" The hanyou let out multiple small fireball at the SkullMeramon who just smirked and smacked them away. His face turned to a frown when he found that his opponent disappeared. He heard a whirring noise behind and turned only to have a Rasengan slammed into his stomach.
"Argh!" The larger digimon grunted as the attacked dug deeper in his stomach. He grabbed Naruto's wrist and pulled the surprised hanyou to him and let out a fiery punch to his face. Naruto flew back while Skull fell on one knee. The hanyou landed on his feet and held his cheek while wincing at the stinging feeling in his cheek, his healing factor already working to dull the pain.
Skull felt his own healing factor coming on and stood back on both feet, glaring at the human. "That hurt like hell, you little brat!"
"Trust me, it's not sunshine and rainbows over here buddy!" Naruto bit back as his eyes turned to a crimson color. He tried to get his D-Tector in his pocket only to feel emptiness. "What the hell!?" He heard a chuckle and saw Skull hold up the small device in his very large hands.
"Now, now. No cheating." Skull placed the device into own his pocket and held a chain in each hand. "Couldn't let you get a boost in power now can we?"
Naruto and even the Kyuubi laughed making the larger digimon growl at him. "Please, most of my power is right here." He pointed at his stomach where his seal was. "I just use the D-Tector so I don't have to rely on just this power."
He gave the larger digimon fanged grin before cracking his neck. "You wanted a challenge," Skull suddenly found a fist to his face which sent him stumbling back.
"Now you got one."
And there it is. I have to hold back that reunion just to pop this out. I would necessarily count this as a filler chapter because it's still relevant for someone to get their beast spirit. I say think of this as foreplay till the reunion. Which it should come out in the next few chapters hopefully soon.
The fight with the big boss is almost here and I have a pretty good idea for a twist.
Old Man: *muffle sounds*
10tailed: Shut the fuck up! *kicks his leg*
Keeper: Can I get a damn helping hand *holds up cookie* Yo, come down,Shadow
Shadow: *laying on a chandelier* Yeah fuck that! That damn demon is still down there waiting to steal my soul
Mom: Keep on talking shit! I double dare you
Shadow: *hold a cross* The power of Christ compels you!
Keeper: * holds up two cookies* Just come down already
Shadow: *hugs cross* No
Keeper: Stop being a pussball
Shadow: *hisses*
Old Man: *muffle groans*
Barbara: Try not to hurt him too bad. His Bruce's butler, Alfred
10tailed: I don't give a fuck if he was your gynecologist *kicks leg again* The motherfucker attacked me
Supergirl: But don't you do the same
10tailed: Since when
Barbara: *throws pizza at practice dummy*
10tailed: MINE *attacks dummy*
Supergirl and Barbara: *crosses arms*
10tailed: *munching on pizza* I still don't see your point *growls at Naruto* Mineee
