Alex and Canada continued on their adventure. Since they've been walking for a while, Canada decided to start a conversation about the Society of Cats, which slowly just led him into fangirling over Sir Meows-A-Lot. Surprisingly, Alex never interrupted him. "Alex! I truly love Sir Meows-A-Lot! He's the smartest, bravest, sweetest, and most majestic cat ever! Along with all of that, he is BEAU-TI-FUL! His rich, orange- no tangerine fur is to die for! Just like the color of freshly picked tangerines. Oh how his fur sparkles in the sunlight like the scales of goldfishes!"
The only reason why Alex had let the idiotic cat ran his mouth off was because this entire time Alex was coming up with ways to possibly get rid of this… cat-man, thingy. At this point she still wasn't sure he was even human. Wait, did he say goldfish? While Alex was deep in thought, Canada suddenly fell flat on his face. Not looking at where she was going, she accidently-or was it intentionally- stepped on his back.
"YOWCH!" Canada screeched.
Blinking owlishly, Alex looked down on him, "What?"
"W-w-water…" Canada stuttered, "I need water…Also, please can you get off of me?"
"No," Alex smirked, "I don't have any water on me and my foot likes where it is," finally a way to get rid of this menacing cat!
"I know that…" Canada grumbled, ears twitching, "But my cat senses are telling me that there's water nearby!"
Alex stood frozen. In the distance, she could hear the faint sound of running water. Once again her plans were foiled. Curse you invisible Gods or Goddesses for making her life miserable with this poor excuse of a masochistic cat.
Canada attempted, key word attempted, to drag his body towards the sound, but his body was trapped under Alex's foot. He looked like a wiggling worm. Alex started to panic, "No! Don't go!"
"Why, Alex?"
"Because…" Alex panicked for a moment, trying to come up with an excuse. She then shouted out the first thing that came to mind. "The cookie monster is probably there waiting for us!"
"WAHHH! A monster?" Canada stopped, a look of fear in his eyes.
"Yeah! So please, don't go!"
"Alex, are you afraid of this monster?"
"Yes!" Alex said, "Veeeeeryy afraid. He'll eat all of your cookies!"
"NO! Not my maple flavored cookies!" Canada screamed, horrified before determination flashed across his face. Canada's eyes started to sparkle and he managed to drag his body out from under Alex's foot towards the sound, with more motivation than before. "If Alex is afraid of this monster then I shall slay it! We'll take back all those cookies and give them back to their rightful owners!"
"What?" Alex stared blankly. Does he realize that the monster would have most-likely eaten all of the cookies? What will he do? Make him puke the cookies out? ...Yeah, he would…..
"I need water and I have to protect Alex!" Canada started to go faster, "This is also the chance to prove my love to my Meowster! Show you my-" Canada poorly flipped his hair, "-heroic side."
"NOOOO!" Alex jumped onto Canada, pulling his legs back. This cat will get himself killed! Wait, why am I stopping him? He could go die for all I care.
"It's okay Alex, I'll protect you!" Before Alex could let go so that Canada can meet his doom, Canada pulled Alex up and dragged Alex along with him.
After about five minutes of dragging and furiously struggling from Alex-Curse my week, fragile arms!-they ended up in a fairly large opening. A small pond stood in front of them.
Canada looked around for the monster, when he didn't see any he pranced over to sip some water from the pond.
"Hey Alex, the water is pretty good!" Canada turned his head towards Alex.
"Didn't your mother tell you to not drink any mysterious liquid?" Alex deadpanned.
"But, didn't you lick some off the ground?" Canada asked innocently, tilting his head.
"I thought I told you we are to never speak of that again!" Alex roared. Turning around, Alex called over her shoulder, "Let's just go,"
"Okay!" Canada followed behind Alex.
Alex and Canada started to make their way to the other side of the opening.
"Meow~!"
Alex glared at Canada, but he just smiled cheerfully, his tail swaying. She sighed and then looked forward.
"Meow~! Mew! Mew!"
"Canada, stop it." Alex turned her head towards Canada again.
"Stop what?"
"Meowing."
"It's not me!" Canada's tail stopped swaying.
"Well then who is-"
Just as Alex was about to finish her sentence, she tripped over a lump on the ground.
Startled, Alex got up and brushed the dirt off herself. She then took a good look at the lump. "Um..."
In front of her was a man with nice, olive skin and brown hair. The man was zipped up in a sleeping bag. The way he was wrapped up made him look like a caterpillar.
If it wasn't weird enough, the man was surrounded by ten cats, nine around him and one on his stomach.
"GYAAAA!" Canada gave a girlish scream.
"What!" Alex shot a glare at Canada, but noticed his eyes sparkling before turning into hearts.
"IT'S SIR MEOWS-A-LOT AND HIS NINE GUARDS!" Canada started to hyperventilate, "OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MEOW! SIR MEOWS-A-LOT, I'm like your biggest fan!" Canada started to tear up.
The orange cat that was on the sleeping man's stomach lifted his head, "Meow,"
"Oh-my-gosh! It's so good to meet you, my lord!"
"Meow."
"It's a great honor!"
The cat purred.
"You're amazing!"
"Meow."
"I love you!"
The cat mewed, licking its paws.
Alex watched as Canada continues to fangirl over Sir Meows-A-Lot. She then rolled her eyes and decided to ignore him and pay attention to the man.
"Hello...?" Alex shook the man awake, "Who are you...?"
The man blinked a couple of times and then yawned, his eyes were a nice shade of green.
"Hmmm..?" The man noticed Alex and smiled, "Hey... I'm Greece... And I'm... Zzzzz"
The man drifted into a snooze.
"Hey!" Alex shook Greece again, "Wake up!"
Greece's eyes opened and he yawned again, "Oh... Sorry... Like I said before... I'm Greece and... I'm the... Cat... Erpillar..."
Greece dozed off again, making Alex deadpan.
"At least he's not as annoying as the cat," Alex muttered to herself.
Not knowing what to do, Alex scrutinized Greece's face. Slowly she felt entranced by his looks. He looked like the male version of Sleeping Beauty. Alex was too engrossed with her staring that she didn't notice her face being two inches away from Greece's.
Suddenly, Greece's eyes snapped open, startling Alex. She froze in fright, finally noticing the distance between their faces. There was an awkward pause before Canada shouted, "Alex! What are you doing?!"
Too shock to resist, Canada pulled Alex away from Greece, clinging to her like a child. Greece yawned, calmly sitting up.
"You know, I don't mind, little lady. You can come over and sleep with me," Greece said, smirking lazily. He then sent a flirtatious wink toward Alex. Alex blushed, understanding the hidden message under his words.
"Uhhh…" Alex continued to stare at Greece, too baffled to say anything.
Greece slowly prowled toward Alex, leaning in for a kiss, Alex was too entranced to resist.
Canada was about to pounce on Greece when Sir Meows-A-Lot hissed. Canada's ears drooped and he frowned, tearing up. "B-But, Meowster…."
Alex watched with half-lidded eyes as Greece closed in. Her eyes flickered toward his lips as she watched his tongue poked out and moistened his lips. Alex shivered in anticipation. Her breathe grew labour as he grew closer. Slowly, Alex closed her eyes when Greece was a mere breathe away from her lips, waiting for the kiss…
Waiting…..
Still waiting….
Confused, Alex opened an eye just in time to feel something fall onto her lap. Alex opened her eyes fully to see Greece's head nestled in her lap. Alex blinked dumbfounded before she gave up, already used to the craziness of this place and started to play with Greece's hair.
Canada's face was red, he was furious. "Hey! Why don't you pet me like that?"
Alex gave him a blank stare. "Because you're an idiot."
"B-But, I'm your idiot!" Canada cried.
Before she could reply, Greece nuzzled deeper into her lap, his hair making Alex chuckle. Filled with a rage of jealousy from the sight, Canada hissed, his tail puffed out.
Arruptled, Canada snatched Alex up. Without his pillow, Greece's head slammed onto the ground, but he continued to soundlessly sleep. Before Alex could mutter a word, Canada carried her away from the sleeping man.
"What are you doing?! HELP! HELP, THIS INSANE CAT IS CATNAPPING ME! You stupid fur ball! RAPE! RAPE!"
Alex spotted the orange tabby-also known as Sir Meows-A-Lot-watching her.
"What are you doing just sitting there?! Help me!"
The tabby simply licked his paw, "Meow."
Alex cursed colorfully as her voice fades away and into the forest.
MintBunni: YAAAAAAASSSSSSS~! Somehow I managed to finish this two days before my classes start. xD
Anyways I'm pretty content with this chapter :3 Hope chuu guys enjoyed it too~!
ALSO I can't wait to write the next chapter xD Let's just say the next chapter was one of the events that made me want to create this crossover~