A/N: I AM SOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR TAKING FOREVER TO UPLOAD THIS ( T^T ) I was very busy with my final A-level exam last year, and now that I managed to get into the university I want...I got so much work to do T_T
A/N2: I changed my proofreader from imSiriuslyLupin4you to PinguThePenguin (A very big thank you for proofreading it ;D)
A/N3: ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE. And so I do apologise in advance if there is any mistake ( ;_; )
USEFUL VOCABULARIES:
Seme - Japanese term for Top/Dominant.
Uke - Japanese term for Bottom/Submissive.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
What, what, what, what, what?:
"What's this?" Sirius raised his eyebrow when Rosaline gave him a piece of paper with a list of questions. It was early in the morning, and everybody was having breakfast when Rosaline appeared in her uniform and handed him this thing and a pen.
The girl shrugged, "Some random test. Geez old man! Stop asking me questions and just do it already!"
Sirius frowned but obeyed it anyway, it's no good denying this wild girl. Out of the corner of his eyes he saw Rosaline grinned and began to giggle insanely. Did he just see a sparkling in her eyes?
His adopted daughter was one hell of a maniac, Sirius concluded to himself silently. What did she want with him? Just filling this piece of paper right?
It was just a test, some random test, Sirius told himself several times before looking down onto the paper in his hands. His eyes widened.
What…the…fuck?
What kind of Seme or Uke are you?
"Just do it." Rosaline told him in an annoyance tone. Sirius rolled his eyes and began reading the first question, not knowing what those two weird words meant.
What kind of pet would you like to have?
1) My mate.
2) Something cute and fluffy.
3) There's no need for that since I am the pet.
4) Something cool and big, e.g. a wolf dog.
5) Pets? They are rubbish to me.
6) Anything that my mate likes.
Mate? What kind of test is this evil girl making him take? Sirius glared at her and she just smiled innocently before continue eating her breakfast.
Okay, back to the question. Sirius put a tick in front of number four, his favourite pet is Padfoot…the love of his life. Surely, that's the answer for this first question.
Describe yourself with a colour.
1) Em…pink or white.
2) Black, it suits my mood.
3) Red, reminds me of blood…yummy
4) It's none of your business!
5) Whatever my mate likes
He was about to tick the one that said Black but realised that Black implied anguish or a grumpy personality. He wasn't that grumpy is he? He sure was not EMO, and Sirius would not tick Black just because his last name is Black. That is just some stupid pun…
But Regulus once told him that Black suited him the most, he said every time he saw something Black he thought of Sirius…it's just so him. That's what his younger Brother said.
So Sirius put a tick in front of the Black one. Just because Regulus said so, he explained to himself.
What would you do when someone is checking out your mate?
1) Wrapping my arm around my mate's waist, shouted 'Back off, he's mine!' with a glare.
2) Punch the light out of him!
3) Act as nothing happened.
4) Introduce yourself with a smile, yet listing out ways to kill that guy in your mind.
5) Having the urge to cry, fearing that your mate will abandon you.
Sirius would send that guy a glare and put an arm around his mate's waist, but not publicly announced that whoever is with him is his mate. So he put a tick at the first question since other choices weren't what he would do.
What about Remus? That shy boy would just do like option number three, act as nothing happened. He was too shy and too polite to go tell someone off just for checking out his mate.
Wait, why was he thinking about Remus? And did he just felt a little pang of jealously running through him? Just imagine Remus having a so call mate made Sirius's mood became a bit grumpy.
It's because I'm his adopter, I had to look after him so I would mind whoever will be dating his Remus…wait, his Remus?
He is becoming more insane now. Damn, never ever imagined that having Rosaline around too much could influence him this much…is it too late to send her to a very far away boarding school now?
Rosaline raised her eyebrows in confusion when her adopter shook his head as though trying to chase away some thoughts that occurred in his mind.
What would you give your mate on his birthday?
1) Birthday present? Why should I waste my time on something stupid like that?
2) Bake him a cake or making something special for him of course!
3) My body.
4) Anything he would like to have, including my heart.
What would Remus like for his birthday? Romulus told him that the boy loved chocolate. In fact, all of Regulus' children are madly in love with chocolate.
Since Sirius was hopeless at cooking, and he would rather buy some chocolate for him, the man decided to put a tick in front of number four; Anything he would like to have.
What would you do if you angered your mate?
1) Pout, giving him the infamous puppy eyes while begging for his forgiveness.
2) Nothing. He won't angry for long since he NEEDS me.
3) Showering him with gifts and flowers.
4) Apologizing non-stop or do whatever he needs for forgiveness.
5) Crying hysterically while begging for forgiveness.
That option two is way too heartless. Surely, you have to do something since you are the one who are at fault.
Sirius chose number four again. He would apologize to Remus for a day or even a week if he had done something wrong. Hell, he would do anything for Remus just to be forgiven.
What's your reaction when your mate is yelling at you without a reason?
1) Bursting out of tears.
2) Yelled back at him or worse, attack him just to shut him up.
3) Kiss him to shut him up, and then only ask him the reason for shouting.
4) Ignore him, he will stop yelling once he's tired.
What the fuck? Him?
Sirius suddenly noticed that this test was addressing to him, not her. This is getting way too weird…what did Rosaline want? This is just as weird as Rosaline (although the girl should be categorized as insane rather than weird).
The only answer he received when he looked up to growl at the girl was a mischievous grin before Rosaline turned her attention back to her breakfast.
Knowing that he would not know the answer of it unless he finishes the test first, Sirius averted his eyes back to a paper in his hands.
He would not kiss Remus that would be so wrong…and weird. But then again, Sirius felt like wanting to, but not in that kind of situation. He only chose number three because he would ask the boy the reason for it.
When someone accidentally steps on your new shoe, you…
1) …wave him/her off with a smile so that he/she knows it's ok.
2) …glare at him/her but say nothing.
3) …smile at him/her but are planning to torture the poor soul in your mind.
4) …curse and shout at him/her with foul language.
5) …give him/her a charming smile before stepping on the said person's shoe, twice.
That number one is so Remus. But it was not for Remus, or even Rosaline…he bet the girl would do something like number three, four or five. Either was more like Rosaline.
Sirius's answer was number two, he did glare at one of his visitors when they accidentally stepped on his new slipper.
Your favourite type of movie?
1) Romance with those lovely-dovey happy endings.
2) Horror, love it when my mate hugged me, shaking in my arms.
3) Anything that my mate likes.
4) Porn.
5) Dark, angst story with many deaths and blood.
He would watch anything as long as Remus is with him and it's the boy choice. Hell, he even watched that Pokémon with Romulus yesterday, so Sirius wasn't bothered by choosing a movie.
Therefore, the answer was three.
What do you know about sex?
1) Anything and everything, things that I should know at my age and also things that I shouldn't.
2) Eh-heh? S-Sex?
3) Hmm, not quite sure, but it would help if we have sex right now.
4) Are you serious? I did it at least four times per day with my mate!
5) It's only a game to satisfy my need.
6) Its a way of express our love to each other!
Sirius's answer for this was the last one, number six. He was not a virgin, he did have sex with his dates. He thought it was another way of expressing the love through body language, the way of becoming one.
Sirius never thought of sex as just a fling. He respected his date, he was purely an English gentleman, they said. He never had that so called 'one night stand' or cheated on his date when they were still dating.
Surely, he would never ever do that to Remus.
Wait…Remus?!
Sirius's face became a shade of crimson, and he cursed himself mentally. Fuck, fuck, fuck! He had just realized for the past few minutes he was comparing his answers to Remus… he imaged the boy as his mate.
This is totally WRONG!
Why on earth had he wanted that from Remus?! Sirius smacked himself on his forehead so loud that it made both of the children jump, he ignored Rosaline's murderous glare.
Oh God, he could have imagined his mate as somebody else…it could be his imagination mate! From all of the people…why Remus?
Sirius's heart beat faster and louder and he had to cough to cover it, fearing that the other might hear it.
Fucking hell…
It took the man full two minutes to regain all his senses and focused on the last question.
What would you do during your free time?
1) Duh? Humping my mate, of course.
2) It's none of your business.
3) Doing anything that pleased my mate.
4) Ordering my mate around since I am bored.
5) Trying some new recipes of food to impress your mate.
6) Hugging your mate, whispering sweet words to each other and do nothing.
Sirius quickly put a tick in front of number two and handed it back to Rosaline, still blushing.
The girl eyed him bemusedly but accepted the paper anyway, she reached out another paper, probably the answer sheet, out of her school bag and began calculating the answer.
"Mother fucker!" Romulus eyed his sister disapprovingly; Sirius would do it as well but not this time. He was too nervous for an unknown reason. Somehow he had a feeling that this test is a gay test.
Seeing as it has been addressed to him and Sirius had imagined Remus, that shy boy, as his mate. So there was a 99% chance of this test is for gays, and the answer must be some gay answer as well.
And judging from the girl's horrified expression, the answer was nothing but a tragic one. Sirius could only hope for the best.
Rosaline looked up with terrified eyes and blinked. "You…are…fuck, I knew you must be it but I never knew it would be that type."
"What are you talking about?" Sirius asked, impatiently rather nervously. The girl swallowed hard before answered him in a small voice, almost like whispering.
"You are a Sadistic Seme."
"I am WHAT?!" Sadistic? Him? Sirius Orion Black is sadistic?! This is madness! This is insane!
Rosaline ignored her adopter's expression and went on, reading the explanation from the answer sheet.
"A power and control hungry dominant seme, knowing exactly what you want and will assure to get it no matter what method used. You loved to make everything under your control and only accept complete obedience from your uke or someone under you. You are also an… arrogant bastard who cares for your own satisfaction more than other's feelings, which makes you easily break other's hearts even though you didn't notice doing so…this is fucking wrong!"
Rosaline Alixa Black shrieked before put the answer sheet back in her school bag while speaking, "You are not an arrogant bastard! You aren't that bad! You are nice and kind to us, you care for our satisfaction as well as your own…this result is bullshit!"
Sirius was startled, this was the first time, despite the situation they were in, he heard Rosaline said nice things about him in front of him. The said man was speechless.
"T-thanks." The girl turned to him with a raised eyebrow, "It's not accurate you know. I bet there were some choices you chose because you don't have other options that you would do in those situations, eh?"
Her adopter nodded, feeling relief flooding through him. See? Even this wild disrespectful girl who has been ordering him around with foul language saw him as a nice and kind type of…Seme?
"What's Seme?"
"An attacker." When Rosaline saw the puzzlement reflected on the old man's face, she quickly explained. "A person who is more dominant in the relationship…basically it's a top."
Sirius felt relief once again, at least he wasn't the bottom. Not even sadistic bottom, lucky him.
"What is that for?" Rosaline snapped in annoyance, "I told you, just some random questions! No need to worry about it, old man."
"Yeah right," Sirius snorted, not fully convinced. Somehow, he had a feeling that Rosaline was up to something but he let it pass him and forgot about all the suspicions he had by the next minute.
Rosaline, on the other hand, smiled innocently. However, she was mentally jumping with joy with the result she got from the test.
A Seme, not really Sadistic Seme like the result shown…but at least her old man's gender is a Seme. Her dear brother already did the test a week ago and the result was opposite to Sirius's one…
Rosaline Alixa Black let out a soft giggle, earning a curious glare from Sirius and Romulus.
This is going to be fun.
Remus fidgeted nervously. He was waiting to be picked up by his adopter at the front of his school. Half of him was impatient to see Sirius, yet the other half was dreading seeing him.
"Oh God…what should I do?" What will he talk about? Where will he sit in the car? Should he run and hug Sirius like other students did when their parents came to picked them up?
He broke another piece of chocolate; a Galaxy Chocolate Cookie Crumble, his favorite kind of chocolate since he was a child. Remus frowned when he realized that this was the last bar he had.
Damn…what would he do without it? The journey is an hour from school to London, what will he do? He really needed chocolate, it give him courage to face his adopter.
Before Remus could have a nervous breakdown, a familiar car drove in and stopped in front of him. Sirius stepped outside of the car, looked around the school while scratching his dark hair. His face clearly showed a sign of irritation and Remus mentally shrieked with fear.
"A school in the middle of nowhere?" It was more like Sirius asking himself a question because the man didn't even make eye contact with him. Instead, his adopter looked around with disbelief painting over his face.
Then, as though noticing Remus' existence, Sirius turned around and smiled an apologetic smile. "Sorry for taking so long, I couldn't find your school…it doesn't appear in the GPS."
The boy copied his adopter's smile, "I'm really sorry for troubling you, sir. Next time I'll come home by the train instead."
Sirius waved his hand, "I didn't say that I didn't want to come and pick you up. I was just complaining about how hard it is to find your school."
Remus smiled sheepishly and nodded in agreement. "It's okay, sir. Everybody said that as well."
His adopter complained once more and moved to help him put his luggage at the back of the car. In fact, his luggage wasn't big at all. It contained his clothes that need to be washed and most of the items in the luggage are his text books.
Sirius insisted that Remus should be sitting in the front with him, giving a reason that he did not want to feel like a driver (since Rosaline has already made him felt like one) and his siblings also sat at the front, so Sirius saw no reason why the boy should be sitting at the back of the car.
Just as Remus fearfully predicted, the car was full of silence. It seemed that Sirius had turned off the music and radio so that he could talk to him without any distraction.
Remus couldn't help but send an apologetic glance at the man once every five minutes. He never was fond of talking. Sirius seemed to understand him well perfectly, because most of the time the man would turn around and smile back at him and do most of the talking.
"This morning, your evil sister gave me a test to do." Remus looked alarmed; he can't believe Rosaline would dare to make Sirius do it. That stupid test! "Was it about the Seme thing, sir?"
Sirius nodded, "for some reason…I was a Sadistic Seme, which was totally a lie."
"Yes it is." That was all Remus could say. Sirius wasn't sadistic at all! There were many good things about Sirius which Remus could list, but he was too shy to say it, of course.
Being as understanding as he was, Sirius felt satisfied when he heard the boy's short sentence. He felt even happier than Rosaline when she reassured him that he wasn't sadistic at all. Damn, what is up with him?
"Did you do it? The test." The boy nodded, flushing slightly.
"What are you?" This time Remus' cheeks were painted with a shade of pink. He tried to hide it but failed miserably. For Sirius, that image of Remus blushing was adorable even though he was not quite sure why he thought that.
"An uke." Remus answered, his voice was so soft that Sirius could not make a word out of it.
The man leaned in closer, "say again?"
"An uke, sir. I am uke." The blonde repeated, a little more loudly. Sirius could tell by the crimson colour of his cheek that Remus was quite embarrassed about the result he had.
That uke one would be the opposite to the seme one then…which meant if a seme is a dominant then an uke is submissive type.
In other words, uke is a bottom in a relationship.
Sirius wasn't surprised at all when he heard it; Remus is so unseme-like. He found himself having to suppress the urge of asking whether or not the boy imagined him as his mate when he did the test.
Remus blushed harder when he saw a smile on his adopter's face. He was not that…bottom-like is he?
He still remembered a satisfied look on his sister a day before he left for his school, when Rosaline read out the result. She had just giggled and patted him on his shoulder while saying congratulations.
But what for? Even until this moment, Remus still couldn't find out the purpose of that test. And then Rosaline made Sirius take the test as well…
Remus felt a chill running down his spine when he figured out the connection. He didn't know what his sister intended to do, but he had a feeling that it was something to do with Sirius and him, and their results.
Sometimes, even Remus himself found it hard to understand his beloved sister. What was harder was the fact that when the girl made a decision or some sort of a plan, she sticks to it until the end…and most of it turned out to be quite successful yet nasty.
Remus had a really bad feeling about this.
The teacher was talking to the class, but Rosaline couldn't hear what he was talking about. She wasn't paying attention to him. In fact, she never paid attention in his class.
The girl sat at the back of the classroom, pretending to be taking notes, but actually spacing out, lost in her thoughts.
So…that old man was a seme, eh? And her dear brother is an uke. That is a nice start.
Rosaline quickly hid her face under a huge math book that she put it in front of her to hide herself from the teacher at the front, and she giggled quietly.
Since the results were different, and deciding who is a top and bottom in the relationship is a piece of cake, problem solved for them.
Them, being her adopter: Sirius Orion Black, and her brother: Remus John Lupin.
Yes…Rosaline was thinking of them getting together.
Unlike her shy brother, Rosaline had seen the way the old man looked at Remus. It was different…there was a longing look reflecting in his grey eyes. Every time Remus was around that old man, he only looked at him with those eyes.
Yet, Remus doesn't notice it at all! The boy was too busy being intimidated by Sirius due to his shy personality and therefore always sitting with his head bending down. Sirius, on the other hand, was oblivious with his own behaviour too.
Remus once told her that Sirius had too much influence over him. And by that, he meant he felt nervous and scared every time he was with Sirius. But Rosaline saw the extra element of that so called influence; Remus' face went slightly pink, sometimes scarlet, whenever he talked about Sirius…without him noticing it of course.
"This is fucking hopeless." She murmured to herself. It was, indeed, absolutely hopeless since both of them didn't realize the way they behaved.
Rosaline may be wild, people may call her crazy or maniac, but she was not nosy. Hell, she was not the type of person who loved prying onto other people's business, especially their love life.
As long as the two of them didn't tell her or ask for her advice, Rosaline would just sit there and enjoy being an audience of the melodrama that was about to stir up.
Her train of thought was stopped when the teacher, that stupid Mr. Powder, announced that class had ended. Rosaline quickly grabbed all of her books and threw it in her bag. She yawned. Having math as a last lesson of the week really put off her excitement for the weekend.
"Have a nice nap?" A voice called from behind. It was her best friend, Alixa. Rosaline nodded, not bothering correcting her that she was having a day dream of a clueless romance between her adopter and brother.
"Want to go celebrate our upcoming weekend at the cafeteria? I'm up for some ice-cream now." The young Black nodded enthusiastically. Chocolate chip ice cream would definitely cheer her up.
Rosaline arrived just in time to see Sirius insist on holding Remus' luggage for him. The blonde boy frowned but allowed it anyway…with fear, perhaps.
She smirked, noticing all the longing looks the two were giving to each other obliviously. Sometimes she caught Sirius staring at her brother when he was too busy with something else or vice versa, or Sirius's eyes still lingered on Remus although the boy had already broken the eye contact.
Oh, how she enjoyed watching those clueless people gradually falling in love.
"Brother!" Remus winced at the voice and turned around with open arms, as though he already knew what was coming next. His beloved sister put her arms around his shoulder and crushed him into a tight hug.
Sirius accidentally let out a soft chuckle at the image in front of him. Luckily, Rosaline just had an ice-cream so she was in a happy mood, and seeing her brother just made her more extremely happy. So he was saved from being snapped at by her.
Rosaline smirked when she saw Sirius's eyes lingering on her brother before he walked into the house.
"How was the trip back home with the old man?" Remus blushed without himself noticing it, "it was great. Wait…how come you know about it?"
"The old man kept talking twenty-four hours about driving to pick you up." Remus blushed even harder. Was the journey to his school that exciting? It couldn't possibly be that Sirius really missed him…could it?
"Anyway, when are you going back?" He snapped back to reality and told Rosaline that he would not be back until the upcoming Wednesday because he has the English Literature exam on the next day, which luckily is the last exam he will have.
His sister grinned and pushed him into the house, only to find out that there was no one except the two of them in the hall. Sirius probably went back to his office, finishing off his work and Romulus, judging by the time on his watch, will still be watching that Pokémon programme somewhere in this big house.
This is the perfect opportunity to ask Rosaline about the test she gave him and Sirius to take!
"R-Rosaline…" the said girl turned around with a raised eyebrow, "about the test you gave us to do..."
"What about it brother?" she cut him off with a smug grin on her face. Remus frowned. He now understood how irritated Sirius felt when his sister did that smirk.
"What is your intention? I mean, since it obviously involves Sirius and I, what are you planning to do?"
"Damn~" his sister said mockingly, "My dear genius brother finally found out! And I thought I kept it as secretly as I could!"
The last part she pretended to be talking to herself, and it only annoyed her brother more, as well as earning a more curious yet worried look from him.
"It's not…something bad, is it?" Remus mentally cried when Rosaline put one of her hands on his shoulder and smiled…evilly.
"That is for me to know and you to find out." With that, the girl left him standing all by himself.
It took Remus a good full minute to regain all his senses. He gasped in horror and started banging his head on the wall as though it was the only way to calm himself down.
So Rosaline is definitely up to something!
Something concerning her beloved brother Remus John Lupin, Sirius Orion Black and that let's-see-what-your-position-in-a-gay-relationship-will-be test!
"Dear God" he breathed. Knowing how much Rosaline loved and respected him, Remus still could not help but feel uneasy about it.
"I can only hope for the best."
"Hope for the best of what?" the sudden appearance of his adopter made Remus jump almost as high as one inch. He quickly turned to face Sirius who was leaning towards the door with his arm crossed, curiosity evidenced on his face.
"H-how long have you been here, sir?"
"Long enough to see you banging your head on the wall." The man teased and Remus blushed crimson with embarrassment. It was bad enough he was unable to foresee Rosaline's scary plan, and now having Sirius see that.
Sirius smiled apologetically at the boy, and he quickly regretted saying he saw the boy banging his head on the wall. He must have been really humiliated by it. Still, it was a new side of Remus Sirius had never seen, yet in some way it was cute.
"W-why are you here, sir? Is there anything you want me to do for you?" the blonde boy tried to changed the subject, bringing Sirius back to the present.
"Oh, I just wanted to come and tell you that supper is ready."
"Oh God! It's time for supper already? I'm sorry for making you come and inform me, sir." Sirius waved his hands gesturing that it was fine. In fact, he loved being close to the boy at every given opportunity, yet he didn't know the reason why.
"Shall we get going then? I don't want to be scowled at by your sister for being late, you know?" Remus let out a nervous soft chuckle. He didn't dare laugh about the fact that a well-respective guy like Sirius is quite scared of a girl who is about ten years younger than him.
While the two of them were walking towards the dining room, both failed to noticed someone standing at the end of the hall observing what was going on.
Rosaline Alixa Black smiled at the blooming hopeless romance. How oblivious could the two of them be?
Oh well. Since her brother would be staying there for his years in university as well, there will be more time for them to finally realize their feelings for each other, won't there?
She just hoped it wasn't long before they grew old, still oblivious.
It turned out to be Rosaline herself who was late for supper. The girl appeared with a very suspicious smile on her face that sent cold shivers down Remus' spine; it seemed that he was the only one who was aware of his sister's expression. Sirius, on the other hand, didn't notice anything different at all.
Probably because he hadn't yet realized that his sister was planning something, Remus told himself, I better tell him.
But how? A small voice in his mind asked. Surely you aren't going to approach him and say something along the lines of 'Good day, sir. There is something I want to tell you. Rosaline is planning on something involving us two and that gay test. Just telling you to beware, sir.' Would you?
Damn, Remus mentally scowled at his cowardice, I do not have a nerve to do that!
The boy looked up a little only to found out that he was being watched by his adopter at the head of the table, and he quickly looked down, flushing. He mentally comforted himself by saying that Sirius would notice it anyway so he didn't have to confront him about it.
Yes, his adopter was very smart, and he would surely figure it out soon!
Unfortunately for Remus, Sirius may be smart like he thought but the man was not the type to get worried easily and therefore, once Rosaline reassured him that the test was purposeless, he simply forgot about it.
Poor, poor Remus.
Once you finish this chapter (and review it too!), then you can try and do the same quiz old man...er...I meant Sirius did :P If you're interested in it, I posted the link on my homepage so go and check it out:)! I cannot post it on here for some unknown reason TT_TT
And do tell me what is your result ;) mine is, for some unknown reason, 'SADISTIC SEME' ( TwT ).
A/N: Here you go, the fifth chapter of this story ;D I hope you all enjoy it ( ;_; ) It's been sooo long since I last updated it ;P, I even forgot how to use this site in fact -_-;
A/N2: Hope everyone is doing fine :) I just finished my last essay of this term...it was the worst essay I've ever written.
A/N3: GALAXY CHOCOLATE COOKIE CRUMBLE IS THE BEST ;D
A/N4: R&R is appreciated (-3-)/
Thank you ;)
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