"Babe you smell like Crap"

Monday Night Raw – June 2006

No chance in hell

Vince's music began causing the crowd to loudly boo the chairman of the board. However it quickly turned to cheers when the crowd realised that it was in fact not Vincent Kennedy McMahon and instead one half of degeneration X Triple H. However this wasn't any normal Triple H this was a triple H who was dressed exactly like Vince including an awful wig and suit.

"Wait a second King that is obviously not Mr. McMahon. I am in total shock" Jr could be heard saying at commentary as Jerry Lawler laughed and said "Of course it is! That's Mr. McMahon in his ring with his microphone"

Standing in the back with Shane I watched his mouth drop in shock as his brother in law impersonated his father down to the ring. This was a part of the rivalry between the two McMahon men and DX. The rivalry had been brilliant so far and I was pretty sure that the crowd were loving every single minute of it! I think a special part of it was the crowd knowing the behind the scenes relationship between the McMahons and Hunter yet watching them dodge it on TV any possible way!

"Tonight my son and I are going to beat Degeneration – x. So I'm going to stand here and ramble for a few minutes. What DX did to me last week was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. More embarrassing then when at Wrestlemania the heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels beat me within an inch of my life! You see Degeneration – x last week brought me a rooster indicating that I love cock. And I don't, I really don't. What I love is great men! Great men who are pioneers. Men like my good friend at NBC Dick Ebersol. Men like the vice president of the United States of America, Dick Cheney. Or that great entertainer the guy that's nearly as old as I am, Dick Clark. What I'm getting at here is that I Vincent Kennedy McMahon love dicks!" Triple H as Vince said to the audience causing Mr McMahon to choke on his water that he had just taken a sip of.

The backstage area was silent as Triple H carried on with no one knowing what to say, everyone was holding their laughter in some sort of way with a few having to leave in case they're laughs became loud. Shane held onto the baseball bat tighter whilst the spirt squad took a step back from the McMahons not wanting to get hurt in any way possible.

Here comes the money!

Shane's music hit much to the confusion of myself, the McMahons and the spirit squad. "I don't think the McMahons are going to like this at all, and where's Shawn Michaels with all that's going on" JR commented however we were quickly answered as Shawn came out dressed as Shane!

"Oh my word" was all I managed to say out of shock as Shawn came flying from the curtain dressed up as Shane in the Shane O'mac jersey and a wig attempting to impersonate the shuffle that Shane always does.

"It's Shawn – O Mac" King said as he and JR laughed at the whole situation. Looking at Shane his mouth had actually dropped open out of shock.

"I don't have that much grey hair" I heard him mutter. Before I started laughing I quickly turned my attention back to the man acting like my boyfriend. Shawn was just dancing around Hunter until he finally grabbed a microphone.

"Dad, what are you doing? I'm your son, the product of your semen. See it say's so on my business card" Shawn said holding up a fake business card. He then proceeded to dance around again before continuing "dad I've tried to be supportive of you through this whole thing. Now mostly because when you die, which honestly I'm hoping isn't far off, the whole McMahon empire will be mine, mine all mine" This once again caused Shawn to start dancing again. Vince was starting to shake with anger in the back whilst Shane was still staring at the monitor in shock. I had decided to back away from the two men afraid of what would happen if I said the wrong thing, something that many people in the back were feeling.

"Shane- o you've got it all wrong son. You see when I pass I'm not going to leave my money to you, I'm going to leave it all to my beautiful daughter Stephanie and whoever that guy is that knocked her up. You know there's something about that guy" Hunter said poking fun at the current McMahon family situation and his real life marriage to Stephanie causing the crowd to laugh and cheer.

"Dad this is about DX at wrestlemania, Shawn Michaels took this face and shoved it up that keister. Come on dad just give me one more chance at Shawn Michaels and I'll wham, whoa, wham" Shawn once again started to skip and shuffle around the ring.

"I swear if they don't cut this crap soon they'll be sorry" Vince said not really knowing what he'd do. Shane however had a look of disgust on his face remembering his incident with Shawn and Vince. Something that I wish I could have forgotten about as well.

Suddenly a video that had appeared to haunt Vince began playing on the titantron. A video of Vince performing stand back. Something that Hunter and Shawn had found and brought back to drive Vince crazy for weeks. DX were in the ring dancing to the video before finally the McMahons had had enough and were making their way to the ring along with the spirit squad.

No Chance in Hell

"Uh- Oh I think play time is over" Jr said as an incredibly angry Vince and Shane made his way to the top of the stage. "How humiliated must they be! On their own broadcast too"

"Well it's about time for this DX crap to come to an end, which is exactly what my son Shane and I are going to do you. We're going to beat the crap out of you. But we're not going to do it alone because as a matter of fact, we have some observers that are going to join us" Vince said as the spirit squad made their way onto the stage to join the McMahons.

However as this was happening a portable toilet was lowered on to the stage. "What on earth is going on" I was asked by Lita who had been watching the whole thing not too far away from where I was stood. "I have no idea but I don't think family dinners going to be fun in the McMahon household" I replied back causing Lita to nod at my words.

"What the hell is this?" Vince asked taking my attention again. "Well that's because you're full of crap" Hunter replied just as he said this we noticed something start to fall on the guys on the stage and the smell became apparent quickly.

"Oh my god" Lita said as I just stood with my hands over my mouth in shock watching as my boyfriend and his father had manure poured all over them from above.

Shane quickly fell over and you could tell from the look on his face that it was exactly what I believed it was. Hunter and Shawn were laughing at the whole ordeal however members of the sprit squad were trying to cover Vince and there was a lot of gagging and it was incredibly disturbing to watch.

"The McMahons and the sprit squad just got a manure bath" Jr commented. "Don't worry just because of Shawn it really is Holy Shit" Hunter commented as the crowd began to chant those words. "Ladies and gentlemen this is a public service message from your friends Degeneration x. Who would like to remind each and every one of you that if you're not down with that we got two words for you"

Slowly the men all made their way to the back and I have to tell you that the smell was even worse then you could have possibly imagined. Shane came over to me slightly causing me to hold my breath and make sure that I wasn't inhaling the smell.

"I'm going to go take a shower" Shane told me. "Yeah I think that would be a fantastic idea meet you in a bit to drive on" I replied trying to hurry my boyfriend on to the shower.

Around an hour later I had just got myself into our car and was waiting for Shane to finish his shower and join me so we could head to the next city. Suddenly my attention was shifted when the boot of the car was closed and Shane appeared in the passenger's side.

"I feel cleaner now. I swear I'll be smelling that for years" Shane told me looking more of a normal colour however unfortunately for Shane he still smelt of crap. However I just nodded holding my breath before pulling out of the arena, tired and wanting to head to bed.

An hour later and I had opened the windows with the excuse of being warm even though I was freezing and had finally had enough suggesting that we pull over as the gas station for food however I had alternative motives.

Shane had excused himself to use the restroom whilst I shopped and filled the car up with gas. When Shane arrived back at the car I don't think that he was expecting to find four different types of air fresheners hanging from different spots of the car, two cans of deodorant and a cheap bottle of aftershave to be sitting next to the food he had asked for.

Raising an eyebrow at me he entered the car allowing me to pull away again for our last part of the journey. Sitting staring at me I glanced over at Shane. "You trying to tell me something babe" he asked wiggling the bottle of aftershave at me. "No is it a crime to treat my boyfriend every once in a while" "With this yes it should be" Shane replied at me he had a point but I didn't truly have the heart to say the words. "Babe just say it" "Say what?" "The thing that has been bugging you from the moment I got in the car at the arena. You know it's not safe to hold your breath for as long as you have been and you'll catch a chill from having the windows open" He told me jokingly.

"Ok fine, babe you smell like crap" Acting shocked for a moment he quickly smiled and said "Yeah I know, two showers later and the smell won't leave trust me I'll kill Hunter at dinner on Sunday", stopping at a red light I gently smiled at him, Shane took the chance to lean in for a kiss however as he got near I quickly pushed him away. "Babe I am certainly not kissing you whilst you smell like that" this time his look of shock was genuine.

Holy Moly did you see Mania! Trust Shane O'Mac to do something like that! I can't wait to get to that in my story!

I'm not really sure what this is haha. I've been watching the dx collection on the wwe network and this moment with the manure was on it and I had to write something involving Emma. I'm struggling with the real chapter and wanted to make sure you had something to read whilst my brains letting me down! Thank you for all the reviews I've been shocked with how many there were but I love it!

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