Okay here it is. Sorry if I took a bit but I´m doing 2 stories at the time so I try to fix my time to do both but no worries, I´ll finish both and in the least time posible at most I´ll take 2 days or 3 to update so patience please. Just in extreme situations I´ll take 3 days promise. My dad´s weddig is comimg up so I might take 3 days at most but there is still time! Oh, and, Katana is a japanese long blade. Thanks Please follow!

Peter woke that morning completely refreshed, 3 days coma really did the trick! He was real fresh. He rushed out to school and the day flew by. By the time he knew it monday morning was over. There was no dreaded homework, when he was absent the classes were canceled by a series of events so there was no need to catch up, MJ was in a better mood and she acepted his sorry lunch invitation and they were and their way to a Star bucks a few bloks away with Gwen tagging along. On their way there Gwen and Mary Jane were talking about some new music video. You haven´t seen it Peter!? Gwen turned surprised as Peter started to eat his piece of strawberry cheesecake. Um.. nope, actually I haven´t even heard the song. He scratched his cheek bashfully. Mary Jane quickly pulled out Gwen´s phone from her bag and quickly put the song and stuffed the headphones in Peter´s ears. It was "Hey mamma" David Guetta ft. Nikki Minaj. Not a bad song but not really Peter´s type.

So, Petey, have you been dateing somebody? Gwen presed as she sippes her latte. Mary Jane turned at Gwen and then to Peter surprised. Peter nearly choked, coughed a several times and drank his cappuchino. w-what!? Me? N-no what made you think such absurd things? He wiped the edges of his mouth with a napkin. Not smooth, definitely NOT a good move Spidey. Gwen and MJ looked at each other and almost telepahically they started to have a giggle fit. Peter started to panic, these giggle fits never ended good, well at least for him. Soo, - Mary Jane started- who is SHE? Is she cute? Do we know her? Where is she from? she leaned in over the table a few inches. Gwen caught her shoulder. They don´t HAVE TO be dating, maybe it´s a crush.. or a lovestruck bird? she promted and tis just fired up MJ´s eyes as the posibilities flew to her. I...am... so...DEAD. Peter knew where this was going. So, you two AREN´T going out but you fell for her, she led you on, didn´t do a thing and left and now you´re wondering why she didn´t kiss you and how yo should meet her again because... erm... Gwen slamed her hands on the table making him and MJ jump. Because she´s older and mysterious! Now that you have this sorten out you´re not sure if you love her so you want to see her again but don´t know how! Peter stared eyes wide open, How did they do that!? God, is that even posible!?

Mary Jane smiled eye to eye. Wait... we´re right? excitement pitched in her voice. What? N-no, ofcourse not! As if that was it. He laughed nerviously. This is WITCH CRAFT! I just know it is! So we are right! Ha! Told you I´m good at this. Gwen beemed. I said it´s not! Gwen touched his hand. Peter, baby, you are a terrible liar AND you blush easily so that kind of gives you of. Mary Jane nodded in agreement as shi sipped from Gwen´s latte. Peter looked at his hand under Gwen´s.

It´s just... not a matter to joke about. Peter slipped his hand away I should´ve guessed you both would find it funny- he stood- Well it´s not! Now butt out I don´t want to talk about it. Mary Jane and Gwen stared surprised by how he reacted. He quickly walked out and just as the door slowly closed behind him he heard sirens and a pair of cars raced in front of him. And, Oh surpirse! Deadpool was hanging on the roof of one of them yelling. That all you got pussy!? Jajajajajaja! Yi haa! At´em cowboy! Right behind the vehicles raced the police. Just Spidey´s luck. (In a good way) He sprinted to the nearest alley and in a matter of seconds out jumped Spiderman! He heard Gwen´s and Mary Jane´s voices yelling out to him looking for him but, he had better thing to do.

HA! Missed you jerk! Deadpool kicked a gun from the driver whow tried to shoot be the side. The truck was bullet proof so the window was the only way to try and shoot the merc with a mouth. SPLAT! a web shot next to Deadpool´s hand and Spiderman wasn´t far behind. He landed right next to Deadpool and held on. Are you mad!? What is going on here!? Deadpool hugged him with a single arm. Spidey! Babe! You came! Oh, I was just doing my job when some idiot saw me and I ended up on his truck´s roof! Deadpool yelled over all the noise. Spiderman saw a gun peek out and shot it out of the porters hand. Deadpool just turned surprised. You sure are sharp but leave it to me. He pulled out his katana. Now THIS is sharp! He stabbed it in the car and it shook violently.

Are you trying to kill them!? He kicked the katana out of the car and stuck it to a lampost the passed so it would hurt nobody. Um... yeah! That´s the POINT I kill pepole pay, that´s how it works? Spiderman looked in difbeliefand jumped to the front of the car, broke into the glass and pulled out the driver, turned at Deadpool disapointedly and jumped off to land on the sidewalk. He webbed the criminal upside down over a flower shop and pounced back to try and catch the other car ahead of the one he had just broke into. Ja! Spiedy you forgot one! - he smiled and peeked down- And the one I´m going to kill...heeey wait I already did! No matter you was left behind. His katana had killed him earlier. Well, guess I better jump off.. NOW!

Jeez! This guy is sick. Mad! And here I thought I loved him... Peter swung as fast as he could... Wait! LOVE!? No, no, no I don´t love him! I swear if something hits me I´ll admit it! Being that thought Spiderman looked up and saw Deadpool falling right at him. UFF! Peter fell back crushed by the massive red and black body. They tumbled and turned over the concrete until finally yards away from the impact (speed vs wieght) Peter ended up over Deadpool. His head rested in Deadpool´s chest as he tried to see clearly. SPIDEY BABY!? So you´re the one I crashed! Babe? DON´T TELL ME I KILLED YOU!Peter could feel the trembling of Deadpool´s chest as he spoke under him. He let his head fall completely to try and hear his heartbeat. I wonder.. how it sounds.. Deadpool grabbed Spidey´s arms as he sat up and the crowds stopped when they heard that the muscular guy killed Spiderman. Deadpool shook Spiderman with such force he made Peter´s neck make a loud SNAP! Peter´s head went limp as it hung forward. Fuck no! Damn it! I killed him! Call the ambulence! I KILLED SPIDERMAN! everyone made a rukus after hearing and seeing all that drama.

Damn it Spiderman stay with me! You can´t die! If you hear me say something! Peter´s fist flew to Deadpool´s jaw and punched him hard. Deadpool spitted (probably blood) without lifting his grip from Spidey´s arms. I´m not dead you idiot! You just snapped my neck and IT HURT! Peter whimpered as he rubbed his fist. Deadpool turned to look at him and fixed his jaw back to place with his right hand and held Peter´s arm again. Just then did Peter realize that he had broken Deadpool´s jaw and that it fixed back in SECONDS! Peter stared dumbstruck. Damn! Nice fist you have there, whew, seriously I thought I killed you I was about to cry or something. Peter blinked You almost cried? Why!? Deadpool looked down. Who wouldn´t if the person they loved died because you squished´em and then broke their neck? It´s only natural... Deadpool faded off and Peter just looked at him because when he said "person they loved" he felt strange, real strange as if he knew it was right but yet wrong. Sorry... Deadpool looked up. What? Peter looked down I´m sorry I made you think you killed me I just... wanted to see if I could hear your heartbeat Peter wispered that last part feeling his cheeks burn red, thank god he had a mask on. YOU.. wanted.. Deadpool was struck silent. Peter recalled the mobs and his head snapped up to look around and people cheered that "SPIDERMAN´S ALIVE! THE OTHER SPIDERMAN DIDN´T KILL HIM!" there were many sighs of releif no one noticed what Peter has said and THAT, was a true relief!

Deadpool released Parker and stood after handing him a hand. Peter took it and stood. I... Peter leaned in a bit. You don´t have to lean in. Deadpool smiled under his mask and Peter took a step back and looked at the floor. What is wrong with me... Run! Before Deadpool could say another word Spiderman shot a web and began to flee from his feelings and the embarrassing moment. And left Deadpool with a hand hanging in the space where he had been seconds ago. That was the cutest reaction.. Deadpool smiled to himself. (Just cute) {We SO have him into us} You bet! Deadpool laughed and pushed through the crowd. The day was young and he was going to find Spiderman and just make sure his reactions weren´t do to a concussion. He left singing "You know what to do with that spidey butt!... wiggle wiggle wiggle!"

Okay thanks for reading this far, I thought it was funny the spidey butt thing hope it was fnny for you two. Deadpool is so crazy I love his insanity! And things are just getting better. Promise I´ll upload soon. Again thanks for reading and.. Deadpool Solo! Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle! Dara ta ta ta! wiggle! wiggle! wiggle! ´cause I´m the deadpool you get on! International! First class seat on my lap boy -winks at Spidey. I don´t think they know the song... Whaaat? Bullshit! They know it and if they don´t they´ll look for the songs! Deadpool I don´t think- They will look them up, Jason Derulo- OKAY! thanks for reading! But! I said thanks for reading!