Welcome back everyone! Sorry.
Back at the apartment, Mike dozed off into sleep as the clock turned to 8:00 AM.
Now, let's go into his dream, shall we?
Vworp! Vworp! Vworp! (Sorry for the sound)
Now, in this part, let's learn something that people don't really get about Mike.
For example, we're in a garden, looking over flowers, big bushes, big trees, a furry wolf in the background and a big orch-
Wait, what?
A furry was running around the big tree, as if circling it.
The brown wolf stopped as he noticed the audience. (4th wall has been broken! Everyone run!)
The wolf ran towards the audience and stopped right in front of the camera.
The furry took off the head to reveal...
"Oh, hey guys! You know me, right?" Mike said as he held his wolf head in one hand.
"So, some of you guys may already guessed what I'm really into, right?"
Yep. Furry. Just f***ing great. Our favorite Mike Schmidt is into the f***ing furry fandom.
"Geez, calm down dude."
NO! I AM NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN!
...Oh, for goodness's sake. Just tell us about this...stupid...costume...of yours.
"Oh, that's just nice. The author of this story talks like he owns the franchise."
WHAT?! NO! SCOTT CAWTHON OWNS THIS! NOT YOU, ME, OR EVERYONE ELSE!
Mike snorted.
"You do know you're in my dream, right? So, in here, everything I says is-"
Yeah, yeah, you know what? Let's get the hell out of here.
Vworp! Vworp! Vworp!
The clock then turned to 11:00 AM, as Mike woke up.
"What a stupid dream. At least the author isn't going to bother me anytime soon."
Oh really, Mike. In every story, the author controls it. So, basically, I can make you do anything I want.
"Fine. At least you dug out one of my lost memories. Now I can finally find my furry suit again."
Oh, you're welcome, then-Wait, you do have a furry costume? Why did I never know that?
"Why don't you figure that one out, yourself?"
Uh, whatever.
And...scene.
Uh, sorry, for the broken 4th wall...and the swearing...and the mention of furry.
Just so you know, even though I'm a Malaysian, I really like furry.
Here's a chart:
Normal life: 40%
Games: 30%
Furry: 30%
If any of you guys would like to talk more about furry, or games, or entertaining stuff, just ask.
Oh, and not to forget. Today I'll be off to Kota Bharu. I'll be back by Wednesday.
So if any of you are Malaysians who lived there, maybe we can make a contact.
P.S: My one month holiday has already started. So maybe I will not update as much, but just try to be aware.
