...See below for reasons...


Time : 1 P.M.

Location : Any convenience store

Mike entered the store and looked around. The store was almost empty as it was just afternoon. The only people there were him and just some other people, possibly getting their groceries as well.

He got a basket and started to walk around to find what he needs. He took out his to-buy list.

"Let's see, a loaf of bread, eggs, a carton of milk, bacon, butter, cheese, some fruit jam and a bag of cocoa...Why on Earth do I need cheese again?"

He started to walk from aisle to aisle, taking everything that he needs. He also some instant noodles and decided to get a bag of it as some emergency food, if he ever ran out of them.

He went to the frozen food aisle to get the bacon, when he heard the entrance from all the way opposite to where he is, barged in by six masked, each mask had a number on it, similar, strong, muscular guys. Mainly the numbered masks.

"FREEZE! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! AND GIVE US YOUR MONEY!"

Three of them had guns, while the other three either had a crowbar, a sledgehammer, or an axe.

Other persons that was with Mike ran away in terror, while he stayed behind and just sighed.

"None of my days are going to be either calm or relaxing then? Fine, I'll just run away. Oh wait, I can't! There's robbers in this store, and I didn't even bring my phone to call the cops!"

He turned around, only to face one the masked guys. This guy had the axe. And his number is six.

"Hey, pal. Heard you shouting from the entrance. Might as well thought you tried to run away, eh? Well, unfortunately, you can't!"

Mike covered his face and shook his head.

"Yeah, I can't. The only thing I can do, is this."

Mike balled his fist up and showed it to the robber.

The robber made a faux scared face.

"Oh no, this guy will punch me. I'm so scared. Like hell you can try to hurt me with your puny hand!"

Mike furrowed an eyebrow.

"Want to bet?" The robber nodded.

"Sure, and if I win, you give me your money, and don't try to call the cops."

Mike shrugged it. "Okay then."

Mike cocked his fist and launched it.

(Back at the entrance)

At the entrance, the five robbers still waiting for their friend that had the axe to come back from that one guy that shouted earlier.

Their leader had a gun. "Where is he? He should be back by now! We've got all the money, and he just had to get that one guy's money! What's so hard about it?"

Suddenly, their friend came flying towards them and crashed into the entrance door.

"Six! What the hell happened to you, mate?! That guy can't cause that much trouble to you, yeah?!"

They heard walking and turned around to Mike, who had his right hand, which balled up to a fist, smoked from the punch.

He smiled at the robbers.

"And here I thought you ran away and just forget you number six friend here. I just do a favor by giving him back to you. Deal's off."

He went to the counter to pay for his groceries.

The second guy who had the 2 on his mask, said, "Oi! What did you do to our friend here?! Answer me!"

Mike let out a breath filled with annoyance.

"I just punched him in the guts, that's all."

Number 3 spat out some saliva.

"Punched him? He's the 2nd strongest member in our group! How can you be so strong enough to punch someone, a few hundred meters away from where you were, huh?!"

Mike looked at him, uncertain of what to say to him. He shrugged it off.

"Fine, I'll show you. Who wants to argue about it next?"

Number 5, who had the sledgehammer, stepped forward.

"I'm the strongest guy in the group, try to stop me."

Mike readied his stance with his fists in front of his face.

"Okay, let's get on with it, then."

The bigger guy swung his sledgehammer, but Mike seemingly disappeared before reappearing on his big sledgehammer.

The bigger guy gasped. He then heard Mike said,

"My turn."

Mike ran on his sledgehammer and readied his fist.

As he got closer to the bigger guy, he launched his fist into his gut.

The other robbers saw it as a normal punch, but their big friend had different idea about it.

Their friend was sent out from the store to the other side of the road, crashing into a fruit stall.

The other robbers can't believe their eyes.

They heard Mike giggled.

"So, who's next?"

That's the end, the robbers just ran away, never looking back for their 5th and 6th strong members in their group.

Mike scoffed.

"Really a disturbance to this place. Such a shame none of them can handle it, though."

He went back to the counter and paid for his groceries. The other people who were with him earlier looked at him in shock.

The manager was there, so he asked, "What was that, earlier? How can you punch people and send flying a few hundred yards away?"

Mike shushed him, saying, "No secrets came out from me, remember that."

And with that he just walked out of the store, be careful not to step on number 5.

"I hope Whitney didn't gobble all the stuff I still have, yet."


Hey, guys! I'm back in business. Well, not really. I just wanted to make a return.

So yeah, I've been taking breaks from writing because honestly; I don't really like it...Nah, just joking with you all out there!

I've actually been watching anime, and believe me, I stopped watching anime for a few months now. But watching One Punch Man inspired me to watch anime again.

So, yeah! I've been busy!

And yes, this chapter literally made fun of One Punch Man. Still, I have ideas regarding One Punch Mike, also known as Spooferman...Seriously, who's going to make that a reality, if not ME?!

So, yeah. Oh, and I just realized it's been a year since I started writing fanfiction. My very first one was published on 20th of March, 2015. It's been over a year, so congrats to me!

And expect some anime fanfiction in the future. And I've got 'Yes' on my polls about making an 18+ story...So maybe I'll start with anime. Because I've seen some sh*t out there, like hentai manga and hentai anime...I'm being honest here, okay?

Specifically...HDN...hentai...(being sarcastically honest here)

So, possibly expect updates, but no that often if it was me, though.

See you later, then!