Well, so far I've kept my promise. It's a bit late (not really but I do take more than an hour to write my chapters), so I do hope I can keep my promise to do three chapters today but in case I don't finish today then tomorrow I'll update the next chapter. I hope you enjoy!

End it all? Peter rolled his eyes I'm just exagerating.. His eyes got teary, he shook his head holding tightly the fake bomb sitting at the edge of the dock...

MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY! G-GET OUT THE WAY! BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY! Wade sang outloud as he rode a "borrowed" motorcycle of his last victim. He was out at the end of town, he had just killed some big mafia fish's son who owed a big guy money. Deadpool didn't really care but he did have second thoughts when he saw the boy. He was about Peter's age, but in the end he just sliced his head off. Nothing too painful for the poor boy. He for once, touched his heart... Well it wasn't the first time but it was the first time he remembered a lover while on the job. But, oh well. I LOOOOOOVE this sweet ride! I sooo gotta take Spidey babe to taste the wind in this hottie! Woooohooo! Music loud with Ludacris, wind in his face and katana (japanese blade) on his back dripping in blood. He liked to clean his weapons in private.

OH SHIT! He hadn't seen the enormous truck right infront of him, he flipped the motorcyle over the truck jumping over the rooftop. Ain't I a fucking awesome merc? Damn I'm good... Oh shut it! You didn't help... Well that was true... Wait! You like Spidey babe's ass? I saw it first!... Like hell I'll share...Blahblahblahblah! I won't listen. He argued with one of his inner voices over credit on the jump and his lover's ass. Strange but for him it was a normal day. He decided (had planned since the beging) to visit his friend Weasel who had told them to meet in a cafe at the bad side of NY. He was ready to show off his new ride to his old friend. Oh! Spidey baby is so hot! Tight! Tight! Costume! Tight! Tight! Ass! I love his ass! Baby blue eyes the love of me! He sang without tune, melody and an invented rythm the whole way to the cafe. He wasn't the best singer but he didn't mind.

By the time he got there his song was about tacos, chimichangas, Spidey eating buritos and his love for nachos. The cafe wasn't as bad as Weasel described it in his message but like there was any place Deadpool might fear. He walked all badass in the cafe, he had hidden the bloody blade in an old jacket he "found" on the millionaires body. Weasel was in a corner and a group of big guys were surrounding him. I-I'm sorry, I don't know him. The bald one grabbed his arm, 'Ya sure nerd? Deadpool tapped his shoulder, Looky here.. Is this death?The guy's eyes widdened in shock seeing the red costumed man who plunged his fist through his head.Who's next? 'Cause daddy is now excited! He waved his hips and beconed them to come forward. The other three stepped back, one on them ran to the door but was shot dead once he touched the door. I don't love you Sir Jeffery... Upsiiiis! Deadpool imitated Catbug, a character from bravest warrior in the wedding scene, he loved Rebecca's wedding episode. The others nearly fell to the ground, Oh no, didn't you know? In this comic strip I have to kill you. Weasel stood and touched his shoulder showng him his hand where in funny letter was written "I have it" Wade grinned widely under his mask, Pardon me but I'm afraid in this strip I will let you live, we going? Weasel laughed and went towards the back exit.

Deadpool followed his old friend outside to an black old model SUV, Weasel opened the door for his buddy who gladly climbed in. Deadpool looked around in the funny smelling van. Did you touch yourself here? Weasel laughed, Nope, I dropped nacho cheese this morning and well... the smell went funny. Deadpool slouched on his seat and stretched as far as he could in the SUV. Weasel took out a large rectangular shape wooden box. It's her.. Can you smell her? She's awesome! Deadpool eagerly and opened it to see a nice KC-27L Long range snipper riffle. He picked it up carefully and carressed it, She's beautiful. Proud, Weasel boasted, The one you'd want in your bed if it were well.. almost human? Deadpool smiled, kissed the riffle and put it back, Na. I have my Spidey babe at home, he's not the type to do trio. Weasel tilted his head to the side, Spidey babe? You mean Spiderman? The kid that shoots webs? Have you seen his costume? It's wicked! It's all tigt and red, like yours but not so spidey. Wade crossed his arms behind his head. And I have all that ass to myself. He's flexible. Weasel snorted, You got one with acrobatic abilities, what did you expect? Wade laughed, he'd missed speaking man to man. Well, Peter was a man but not a rude slightly perverted man. He was cute, polite, educated and rarely cursed. All a lady.

Weasel and Deadpool decided to go eat something but something good. Mexican food! The ended up at a stand named "TODO MÉXICO!" Deadpool had bought double nachos, three buritos and two extra-grande tacos. Weasel was okay with a super chimichanga. They were sitting on the roof of the SUV and laughing at dumb things. Wade really cared for his friends and was happy to know Weasel was doig okay, even Blind Al had sent her (slightly rude) regards. Eventhough he looked the tough guy he had a soft psyho side. The sun was setting and Wade's mind wandered to Peter.

And then she said, "Don't touch me!" JAJAJAJAJA! That was hilarious!... What? Deadpool sighed, I'm in love... Weasel smiled, I noticed. You're never so lost... well unless your daydreaming on a new killing, but you already killed the guy. Wade laughed, Weasel really did know him. I was just wondering what my hot sweety was doing right now..Weasel touched his chin, Didn't you say you put a tracking device? You could check where he is. Deadpool laughed, It's no longer there! I promised I'd remove it. ..You didn't remove it.. didn't you? Wade sighed, Ah, you know me too well. He got a small circle from his belt and popped it open, there was a red beeping light on the screen. Peter was leaving the docks.

Hey! He's nearby! Want to meet him? Weasel fixed his glasses, Naw, I think you should better go to him. Don't like being in the way of a sex crazied couple. Wade laughed and messed his hair. Smart man Weasel, smart man. Well, nice to see you. Tell Blind Al I miss her throwing shit at me, til next time? Weasel smiled, I'll pass the message. See you later then. They did a small fist punch and Deadpool jumped from the SUV's rooftop. He got on his new motorcycle and headed for the docks. He might just catch him and steal him away.

I'm gonna scare the lights out of him!

Thanks for reading. O.K. I wasn´t able to finish chapter sixteen but it'll be done by tomorrow so be expecting it! If you like the story as much as I adore writting this (awesome) fic please comment, follow, add to favotities and recomend to all your spideypool lover friends. Thanks for all your support and I expect to hear from you readers in the comments. DON'T MISS MY MOVIE! ON FEBUARY! You better be there! Deadpool! Stop yelling! ...Make me! (web shoot) ..Muf yuf louwf mu mouf! (But you love my mouth!) Just shut up! Ignore him! (walks away). Well you heard him, don't miss his movie or he'll know (I hope not) thanks and sorry for the interruption, please ignore the bigmouth. Ja! I ripped it off! (web shoot)