Hey! Took a while I guess but here is the next chapter. Peter's POV
I AM SOOOOO EMBARRASSED... Peter took a deep breath and looked at the test in front of him, it was the typical advanced math test. Peter only had to fill out the last question but a memory made him blush a deep scarlet. It has been a whole week since the "incident" in the mercs secret room. And in that whole week the merc had been banned from touching Peter in any "perverse" way. Not to mention kisses and hugs were off limits as well. The blue eyed spider filled the last question furiously and stood making the chair screech a bit, he took his belongings, stuffed the pencil in his bag and nearly ran to the teacher's desk to leave the paper and walk out for fresh air. He didn't want to remember the incident at all. Pushing the memory as far back in the shadows of his mind he headed home. Today was Gwen's birthday and MJ had a secret date with him to buy a good present for the blonde. He had to keep his mind cool so in case trouble were to jump up he would give MJ a great excuse to run out and save the day without her noticing.
Simple. He hoped. MJ waited in a few feet away waving. He skipped to her and smiled, today had to be normal. No freaky sex drived boyfriend, no weird villan and no giant metal man. He owed Gwen a good present. Last year Peter didn't even go to the party because of some guy who kidnapped the Mayor. And Gwen was a good friend of his, she deserved a compensation gift for last year. Last year's present was even crushed by the bad guy, it was so late Peter had to make up an excuse and ended up giving her fifty dollars. She looked so... disappointed.
Peter's phone rang but he silenced it, today was only for Gwen. Besides, he didn't even recognize that number.
Deadpool's POV:
"WHAAAAAAAAAT?" He gasped at the phone and showed it fo the man pressed against the wall about to pee in his pants. "My girlfriend just ignored my call. Is it normal for a girlfriend to get mad because a friend walked in while you were stuffing your dick up their ass? I mean, I said I was sorry about a thousand times and now I can't even kiss the love of me life... " he frowned at the stolen phone. "What do I do?" he pointed the gun at the man with a pout under his mask.
The man gulped and loosened his tie, "I-I-I suppose y-you should make it up to h-her...? W-Women take their sexual lives quite seriously... Sh-She might b-be very embarrassed or umm... She might feel hurt. Try taking her out." the man slightly stood up straight.
The merc nodded, "My babe is very emotional and sensitive. Colossus walking was bad but when his little sister walked in... Peter must have felt horrible when I minor saw us like that. I hadn't thought about what he felt." He turned for a second to eye a clock on the wooden desk, "We still have five minutes. Speak all you know."
"You should take in mind what your partner feels. For you it was nothing but for that person it must have been a shock. Morals are different in everyone so you must think more of what your partner wants. The best way is proof with your actions just how sorry you feel. Do something that would be difficult for your person but would mean a lot to that person. Like taking in a proper way or not recurring to sex for everything. A date were you treasure dearly that person. I suggest you be the less selfish possible. Is that all?"
Deadpool smiled, "Thanks Doc. I assume this therapy will be free? I'm low on cash." The man nodded half scared to death, "Awww, your so sweet Doc." the merc put away the gun and grabbed a lollipop from the desk. He walked out waving goodbye at the secretary who hid under her desk.
Wade skipped to the beat of his heart to the broken window (Which he broke to get inside) and jumped out landing on a Taco Truck (which he borrowed from the junkyard). If Peter would answer his phone Wade would just have to go there in person. How hard could it be? From his belt he pulled out a tracking device, he had put a small chip on the Spidey suit, Peter's phone and keys. A blue light flashed at the Mall. (He must be there) {You can bet your ass he is! Let's go go go!}
Wade stepped on the gas, Peter was soooo gonna be surprised. It took merely a minute to lose the police, ditch the car and sneak in the Mall. Deadpool planned to hide and jump out of nowhere to surprise his girlfriend. "Now, where do you guys think he is?" Wade turns to the reader, after seeing he couldn't understand the reader's mind he decides to go to the most girliest shop to buy Peter something cute that matches his eyes. Just as he was entering a Hello Kitty shop he spotted a specific red headed girl, the one who had helped him once at the park. He had just raised his hand to wave and call out to her when a cute boy skipped to her side. The boy with (killer) blue eyes smiled so gently as she slid her arm around his. "Spidey babe?" he turns to the reader, "That is MY Spidey babe, right?" He turned to the man of his dreams (if he had cute dreams) and sighed...
"Ohhhhhhh! This is gonna be so much fun! Stalking tiiiiime!" he winked, "I'll enter ninja mode." he giggled and jumped like a five year old girl.
That's all for today folks! It's short, I know but I'd found it a lot more interesting a chapter all about Wade's ninja skills. Thanks for reading! Follow, like, share or whatever! Thanks for the support and until next week!
"Daddypool loves you too!" (Wade! Stop talking to the readers!)
"You're just jealous they love me!"