This and That

by LadyHazelK

Word or photo prompts I happen to do. There is no set length and no set pairings; nothing is certain, except for the prompt's criteria. Mostly Twilight Fandom, but open to others; some may not be fandom related at all, but instead for fun. No copyright infringement is intended. All genres and generally rated T or M, but is tagged M, just in case.

2. Oh, Cheez-its!

A/N: Photo prompt: Banning Sign. No set length.

Rated M for language. Fandom: Twilight

Genre: Humor

Standard Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight; SM does. No copyright infringement is intended.

~TaT~

"Due to the incident on Nov. 14, Cheez-its are no longer allowed in the cafeteria. Thank you for your cooperation."

"Due to the incident on November 14? What the fuck?" I mutter aloud, wondering what they're on about.

Then I remember Emmett and Mike. Shaking my head at the memory, I continue on to my next class. Damn Emmett's need for humor and pranks. He crushed Cheez-It's into powder – how many times it had to be done I will never know, and I don't want to – and Emmett paid Mike $50 to snort it. Poor Mike might not be able to smell anything else for a couple of days.

Thanks for ruining it for everyone, you moron!

When I get to my class, Em is already sitting in his seat. I place my books down on my desk and walk right over to him. "Good job, douche! Cheez-its are now banned, thanks to you."

"Yeah, well, be glad I didn't use Pixie Sticks." His eyes light up and he gets a mischievous smile, "Although, when you sneeze after snorting those, whichever color it was comes back out!" He doubles over laughing and I just groan.

I don't think this guy will ever grow up.