This and That

by LadyHazelK

Word or photo prompts I happen to do. There is no set length and no set pairings; nothing is certain, except for the prompt's criteria. Mostly Twilight Fandom, but open to others; some may not be fandom related at all, but instead for fun. No copyright infringement is intended. All genres and generally rated T or M, but is tagged M, just in case.

3. Liver and Wallet like this

A/N: Word Prompt, up to 500 words.

Rated M for language and of drinking age activities.

Fandom: Twilight.

Genre: Humor

Edward POV

Thank you, Amanda, for giving me this!

Standard Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight; SM does. No copyright infringement is intended.

*posts a facebook status* "I think I might stay home tonight…" Liver and Wallet like this.

~TaT~

As I sit with my laptop open and surfing Facebook, I come across a post from my best friend, Emmett.

"Party of the century TONIGHT at Theta Nu!

BYOB, bitches!"

Dear, God! Last semester, there was a 'party of the year' and if this one is the party of the 'century,' then I'm not so sure I want to go. I almost got alcohol poisoning last time.

"You have to come out with us tonight, Edward," my best friend, Emmett said. "It's the party of the year!"

That moment right there should have been my clue. There I was, thinking, "Sure! We'll just go out and have one great night of frat boy-styled fun before cramming for finals." I should have known better, though. Party of the year to him really means a three-day weekend of booze, girls, games, bets, and any other shenanigan you can think of. I was late to my first class on the Monday following, and I swear I had a hangover for five days.

This time…

"I think I might stay home tonight." I type out and then hit 'post.' I stand and walk to the bathroom. When finished, I heat up some Tostitos cheese sauce, grab my chips from the cupboard, and sit back down in front of my laptop. I look at my status to see that "Liver" and "Wallet" have liked it.

I don't know what to think about this, but I start laughing at the truth of it. Then, my curiosity spiked. I clicked the names, only find out that both of Em's sisters, Bella and Alice, had changed their names.