BTWF Hardcore Heaven (Chapter 3)
Benson: Ladies and gentlemen, before we get to Hatchin's return, we have a couple of announcements to make. First, the tag team battle royal will now be for the tag team titles. Ed and Mordecai, despite being in other matches tonight, will defend their titles in the battle royal.
Ritsuko: Second, Mabel has accepted the challenge to come to Octane and fight a retuning female wrestler, with Co-GM of Impact Mickey Mouse by her side, "The Reaper" and Blaze the Cat will be there as well.
Naoko: Finally, the NWO's Marco Diaz will be at the TWAE PPV Severe Storms to take on "The Reaper" in a Buried Alive match.
Andy: With all that out of the way, let's take you to ringside where Hatchin will make a speech about her return.
*Back to ringside*
(My Fight by Ashes to New plays)
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back, Hatchin Morenos. *Crowd cheers loudly*
Scott: Hatchin has returned, and the fans are loving every bit of it.
Bob: Hatchin was suspended the night before Starshow when she powerbombed her own mother through the arena spotlight during a live event before Starshow.
JR: It was truly a despicable act, but it wasn't entirely unprovoked.
*Hatchin stares at the crowd as they chant "Welcome Back" to Hatchin*
Hatchin: It's good to be back here. Now, as all of you know, I was suspended for putting my awful mother, Michiko, through a spotlight. You know, some people called me a villain for what I did, but most people praised me for doing the right thing. You see, when I was born, she left me in the hands of an abusive foster family that made me into the depressed person I was back when I first started. But, I realized something; I don't need anybody. I jut need myself. Some of you didn't like my actions, but to be honest, I couldn't give a crap less. You people know as well as I do that I deserved that bit of retribution. Oh, and Justin. *Points at Justin Roberts* Don't EVER call me "Hatchin" again! That was a name my mother came up with, and I don't like it. From now on, my name is Hana, and from now on, I'm not listening to anyone, including you people. And if anyone who has a problem with it, well, I'm right here.
(This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage)
Scott: Wait, who is this?
Bob: Wait, that's Rally Vincent of the Gunsmith Cats. Who knew she was here tonight?
*Rally gets a microphone*
Rally: You seem awful proud of yourself. Here's the thing though. In this business, we settle things in the ring, not with cheap shots. You could've easily had a match with Michiko instead of nearly killing her.
Hatchin: A match? WITH HER? She isn't worthy of having a match with me. Hell, she isn't worthy of being in this company. And some of these people have the audacity to call me a villain. Well, you know what I think…
(Neville's theme song plays)
JR: Now we have the Woman that Gravity Forgot, Zia Simpson.
Bob: She's got no business being out here.
Zia: Oh blah blah blah. All I ever hear from you is 'Oh look at me, I'm the victim. Shower me with sympathy and title shots'. Meg had an abusive family too, but she didn't go around acting like she was owed something, she turned into a proud person, who fought with everything she had to be here. You're just a spoiled self entitled brat!
Hatchin: Well, at least I'm not some Neville poser who gets the fans to cheer by being a human highlight reel. I don't need flips to win anyone over. In fact, I'm going to steal a quote from NXT tag team champions Dash and Dawson and use this as my motto; No flips, just fists.
*Before Zia could reply, Rally intervenes*
Rally: You're not intimidating me, and come Intensity, I will be the next women's champion.
Zia: Actually, Rally, that title is coming home with yours truly.
(AJ's theme song plays (AJ Lee, not AJ Styles))
Scott: Oh, it's Star Butterfly. She was signed to a contract along with Marco Diaz, and look where he is now.
Star: Hi everyone! I just decided to stake my claim as the next Women's champion. Oh, and it's nice to see you Hatchin!
Hana: It's Hana, dumbass!
Star: I like Hatchin better. Hana just doesn't roll off the tongue like Hatchin does.
Hana: If you call me that again, I swear to God I will…
(And the Horse He Rode on by Reluctant Hero)
Bob: Now Madison is out here too? This isn't a party; it's a welcoming return of an amazing wrestler in the women's division.
Madison: Well, Hana, I wanted to let you know that I know how you feel. My "friends", Kim and Tamika were keeping me down, and not letting me really shine. And I destroyed them for it. I was booed and heckled sometimes, but like you, I don't care.
Hana: You know Madison that is the most intelligent thing I've heard anyone of these idiots say. You might have what it takes to go far in this business.
(Alberto Del Rio's 2013 theme song plays)
Hana: WE HAVE SECURITY! HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!
Lucy: Relax, you little peasant. I' out here to tell you people that I am the next women's champion. What I did to Sue tonight, will be nothing compared to what I do to anyone who gets in my way.
*Sue then comes through the ring and starts attacking Lucy with her arm heavily bandaged. This sparks a fight between the other wrestlers. Madison starts fighting Rally, Zia starts fighting Hatchin, and Star gets blindsided by Lois Griffin*
Scott: Oh no! What the hell is she doing here?
Bob: Well, there go the ratings.
*Lois throws Star into the steel ring post and continues to attack her until…*
(Tye Dillinger's theme song plays)
JR: IT'S MEGAN THOMPSON! SHE'S HERE!
*Megan goes after her old abusive mother and helps Star get her out of the ring. Rally then hits an AK-47 (G.T.S.) on Madison, which sends her out of the ring, and Sue throws Lucy out of the ring with her good arm and everyone turns their attention to Hatchin*
Bob: Hey, leave her alone! She just came back
JR: Yeah, like you're going to do anything.
Before anyone can strike her, Hatchin rolls out of the ring with her microphone.
Hatchin: I just have one last thing to say; I will be the next Women's Champion.
Scott: Well, Hardcore Heaven promised chaos, and we sure as hell got chaos. Now, let's get back to the expert panel.
*Back to the panel of experts*
Andy: Well, that was intense, now, we have time for a couple more predictions. How about the IC title match between Lyon, Fry, and Jonah? My pick is Jonah. He has the strength and the natural ability to win this TLC match.
Benson: I have to agree with you on that one, Andy.
Naoko: Well, I pick Lyon. He has been on a tear as of late and he has the skills to keep his title.
Ritsuko: Well, sorry to disagree with you, mom, but I vote for Fry. If we remember what we saw on Intensity and earlier on the pre-show, he has made his goal clear: to become the international champion. Now, what about the tag team battle royal, not for the titles. I thin that the Legacy has a great chance of winning.
Naoko: Well, I have to agree. The Legacy has shown tremendous teamwork in the past, and I believe tonight will be no different.
Benson: Well, I have to route for the NWO in this match.
Ritsuko: WHAT?
Andy: WHY WOULD YOU PICK THEM?
Benson: Well, did you see the destruction they caused. Now imagine if it was for gold. Plus, they probably want to show off when they appear at the Severe Storms PPV for TWAE.
Andy: Well, my pick is going to be the mystery team. Nobody knows who that team is going to be, and they could surprise everyone in that match, including the NWO.
Ritsuko: Well, that's our pre-show folks. Come join us for the PPV, right now!
*PPV start*
*Promo*
Voice: Blood, violence, gold. All of this and more are here at Hardcore Heaven. What will these wrestlers sacrifice to make a name for themselves? Hell in a Cell, TLC, Extreme Rules, Chairs, all these stipulations designed to hurt and brutalize your opponent, and these superstars will risk it all for that one shot at glory and fame! Now, we get…EXTREME!
*Back to ringside*
Scott: Welcome to the official start of the Hardcore Heaven PPV. I'm Scott Stanford, alongside Good Ol' JR, Jim Ross, and Bob Belcher.
Bob: And after what we've just seen, these matches here tonight should be just amazing.
JR: We get things started with a singles match between two men who just hate each other; Boze and Gray, whose rivalry started in a fatal 4 way match for a contendership opportunity.
Up next: Gray vs Boze, the tag team battle royal, and an impromptu 8 women tag team match (Star, Rally, Meg, and Zia vs Lois, Hana, Madison, and Juvia).