BTWF Hardcore Heaven (Chapter 5)
Justin Roberts: The following contest is a no count out match scheduled for one fall, and is for the Cruiserweight championship.
(Stone in my Hand by Everlast plays)
Justin Roberts: Introducing first, the challenger. Accompanied by Lisa Simpson, from South Park, Colorado, Stan Marsh. *Crowd boos*
(Face to the Floor by Chevelle)
Justin Roberts: And his opponent accompanied by Tori Meadows, from Japan, Yuma. *Crowd cheers*
JR: Stan Marsh getting this match by defeating Yuma in a non title match a couple of weeks back.
Bob: Lisa agreed to accompany him, due to his intelligence being on par with her's, in her words.
*Bell rings*
Yuma tries to hit some kicks to Stan, but Stan dodges them, and hits a dropkick on Yuma. Stan then goes for a headlock, but Yuka counters it into a Fujiwara armbar. Stan is able to roll out of the ring, but Yuma still keeps the hold. Stan then gets up, and throws Yuma against the steel ring post. Stan then throws Yuma into the barricade three times. Stan then tries to go for the Marsh-al Law (Full Nelson Facebuster), but Yuma counters it by turning around a hitting a spin kick to Stan's gut. Yuma then hits a Gourdbuster on Stan on the barricade.
Scott: Ouch! That had to hurt.
Bob: Yeah, and you can't win a title, let alone any match when your ribs are all fucked up.
Yuma then goes on the apron, and hits a spinning leg drop on Stan, as a homage to ECW original, Rob Van Dam. The crowd starts chanting "holy shit" at that move as Yuma throws Stan back into the ring and hits a springboard leg drop from the apron. Yuma then goes to the top rope, and attempts to go for the Utopian Elbow Drop (Randy Savage elbow drop), but Stan moves out of the ring, causing Yuma to hit the ring arm first.
JR: Yuma went for the well one too many times with the Utopian Elbow Drop (Randy Savage Elbow Drop).
Bob: Well, that's why you can't just rely on high flying moves to win a match.
Stan then started stomping on Yuma's arm and throwing him into the steel ring post. Stan then started taunting the fans by mocking RVD's signature gesture, making the crowd boo even louder. Stan then hits two knees Yuma's face and throws him away from the corner. Stan then goes to the 2nd rope, and hit's a fist drop to Yuma's face, and went for the pin.
Ref: 1…2
Yuma kicked out and Stan started dropping elbows on Yuma's arm. Stan then locked in a keylock on Yuma's arm. Yuma tried to make it to the rope, but Stan poked Yuma in the eye, which distracted Yuma enough for Stan to pull him back in the center of the ring. Yuma eventually kicked his way out of the submission hold and threw Stan back to the outside of the ring. Yuma then started punching him while Stan was leaning on the barricade. Yuma then saw that Stan was down, and hit him with a dropkick while Stan was in a seated position in from of the barricade.
Bob: Yuma, coming back with those quick feet.
Scott: And he is taking full advantage of the no count out stipulation.
Yuma then threw Stan into the barricade again, and went for a 10 punch salute, but Lisa distracted him, allowing Stan to attempt a powerbomb on the apron of the ring, but Yuma hits a hurricanrana as a counter, making Stan's head bounce off of the steel underneath the covering of the apron. Yuma then brings Stan back into the ring, and goes to the top rope, and attempts the elbow drop again, but Lisa distracts him again. This time, Tori stops her by hitting a Discus clothesline on Lisa. Stan takes this time to hit Yuma with an avalanche Facebuster, which sends both men crashing to the canvas.
(Resistant to Resilience by Reluctant Hero plays)
JR: What's our GM doing here?
Chris: Wow! You guys have put on a hell of a performance so far. But, I think this match just needs a little something else. Like, say…another competitor.
Scott: WHAT?
Chris: This match will now be a triple threat for the Cruiserweight title, and the third competitor is…
(We are One by 12 Stones plays)
Marco Diaz then comes up from behind Chris, then shakes Chris' hand and runs to the ring from the stage and goes into the ring.
Bob: Marco is the third competitor? Well, he'll have an easy pass to his first title.
When Marco gets into the ring, he mounts some punches onto Yuma, and throws him into the steel ring post. When Marco sees that Yuma is still in the ring, Marco hits a running dropkick, which sends him out of the ring. Marco then picks Stan up, and hits him with a Whiplash (Spinning Fisherman's Neckbreaker) and goes for the pin.
Ref: 1…2…3
*Bell rings*
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, and the new Cruiserweight champion of the world, Marco Diaz. *Crowd cheers loudly*
JR: I can't believe it. That renegade is now a champion.
Bob: It's not everyday a group makes this big an impact on day 1. We have Sheldon and Naruto as the BTWF tag team champions, and now we have Marco Diaz as the Cruiserweight champion.
Marco leaves the ring with his title belt, and Chris raises Marco's hand in victory and shakes his hand before Marco walks to the back, with Chris in tow.
Scott: Well, ladies and gentleman, next, we have a no holds barred match between former friends Akira Hayami, and Zoey Hanson. This whole feud started during the championship scramble at the Revenge PPV, when Akira claims that Zoey cost her the Diva's title.
Bob: She did! Zoey should not have messed up Akira's chance to become champion. It was her own fault that this match is happening.
JR: Oh, come on! It was a championship scramble. There are no giveaways here!
(Ladies and Gentleman by Saliva plays)
Justin Roberts: The following contest is a no holds barred match. Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, Akira Hayami. *Crowd boos*
As Akira was coming down the entrance ramp in her spotlight, Zoey came from behind, and blasted Akira to the crowbar, to the audience's approval.
Bob: What the hell is she doing? The match hasn't started yet!
JR: Well, it's starting now, as the bell has rung.
*Bell rings*
Zoey threw Akira into the barricade and smashed her head against the top of the barricade. Zoey then hit Akira in the stomach with the crowbar and threw her into the ring. Zoey went to the top rope, and hit an elbow drop on Akira and went for the pin.
Ref: 1…2
Akira kicked out, and Zoey punched Akira in the face until Akira countered with a knee to the midsection. Akira then hit a couple more knees before hitting Zoey with a belly to belly suplex to the outside of the ring. Akira then attempted to throw Zoey onto the announce table, but Zoey countered it and threw Akira over the announce table. Zoey then grabbed a chair and set it up close to the announce table. She then ran, using the chair for leverage, and hit Akira with a dropkick.
JR: What a move by Zoey!
Scott: She wants to destroy Akira for all the trauma she's put her through.
Zoey then kicked Akira's legs and attempted to hit her with another dropkick, but Akira caught her in midair, and hit her with a capture suplex. Akira then threw Zoey into the steel steps. Akira then hit Zoey with a running knee, making Zoey's head get stuck between the stairs and Akira's knee. Akira then grabbed a steel chair and started smacking Zoey on the back repeatedly. Akira hit her in the back one last time before going for the cover.
Ref: 1…2 (In the BTWF, all no-DQ matches have a falls count anywhere stipulation)
Zoey got her shoulder up, which made Akira angry. Akira removed everything from the announce table before grabbing Zoey. Zoey kicked Akira in the face a couple of times, but Akira threw her down on the concrete and threw her onto the announce table. Akira then went to the top rope, and taunted to the fans.
JR: What does Akira have planned here?
Bob: Whatever it is, I guarantee that it's going to be good.
Akira then dived off of the top rope, hitting a Shining Star Press (Shooting Star Press) onto Zoey, sending her through the announce table.
JR: OH MY GOD! AKIRA JUST DESTORYED OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A TOP ROPE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
Bob: AND BOTH ZOEY AND AKIRA ARE DOWN! THEY MIGHT NOT GET BACK UP!
Akira then crawled on top of Zoey and covered her with her arm.
Ref: 1…2
Zoey got her shoulder up, and Akira couldn't believe it. She started arguing with the ref, allowing Zoey some time to stand up. Akira then punched Zoey in the face until started bleeding.
Scott: Well, Zoey is now bleeding.
Bob: Well, this PPV did promise blood.
Akira then kneed Zoey in the face before taunting again. Akira then attempted a powerbomb, but Zoey managed to counter it into a hurricanrana pin.
Ref: 1…2
Akira kicked out, but Zoey was able to grab the chair that had been used on her earlier. Zoey hit Akira a couple of times in the back with the chair, before Akira went back into the ring. Zoey followed suit, and hit Akira in the head with the chair. Zoey then went outside and got a table and a kendo stick. Zoey set up the table on the outside, while she kept the kendo stick. Zoey slapped Akira in the face before hitting her with kendo shots. Akira attempted to punch her, but Zoey countered it into a Cat Nap (Crossface Chickenwing)
JR: Zoey has the submission locked in
Scott: Akira could pass out from this hold.
Zoey then wrapped her legs around Akira in the hopes of making her submit faster. Akira did not go down, and just walked with Zoey choking her out. Akira then went down to one knee, but grabbed the crowbar, and hit Zoey on the head with it, making her release the hold. Akira then hit three powerbombs in a row on Zoey and went for the pin.
Ref: 1…2
Zoey kicked out, and Akira responded by giving her knees to the midsection. Zoey was now coughing up blood. Akira then started trash talking her, but Zoey spit in Akira's face. Akira wiped the spit and the blood that got mixed in with the spit and started going apeshit on Zoey by going under the ring, and getting a sledgehammer. Akira then hit Zoey in the face with the sledgehammer before picking her up. Akira then noticed the table placed on the outside of the ring.
Bob: What does Akira have planned with that table?
Akira then moved closer to that side of the ring, put Zoey in position for the Spotlighter (F-5), and hit the Spotlighter (F-5) to the outside, sending Zoey crashing through the table.
JR: MY GOD! ZOEY IS NOT MOVING
Bob: ZOEY MIGHT BE DEAD FROM THAT IMPACTFUL MOVE FROM AKIRA
The medics at ringside came to check on her while Akira just gloated about what she did. The medic tells the ref that Zoey can't continue the match, and goes to tell Justin Roberts.
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentleman, the medical team has ruled that Zoey Hanson cannot continue this match. Therefore, your winner, Akira Hayami. *Crowd boos*
Scott: I hope Akira is proud of herself.
Bob: She should be. She took her biggest threat, and removed her.
JR: Well, ladies and gentlemen, as extreme as that match was, I think that this match might top it; Lyon Bastia vs Fry vs Jonah von Broken in an triple threat TLC match for the international championship.
*First Bray Wyatt intro plays*
*Sherry appears in a dark room with a lantern in her hands. When she looks up to face the camera, she gave the lantern to one of the four female shadows standing behind and next to her*
Sherry: I look out at all of you, and feel sorry. You do not understand the true power of the darkness. I know that power! It has made me into a leader. A leader with a purpose. That purpose is to cloud the world with darkness. To show you fools what you are missing. These four women behind me are my students in the dark arts. They will aid me in plunging the word into pure, eternal darkness. Prepare yourself.
*Sherry laughs maniacally as the screen comes back to the announcers, who look bewildered*
Scott: Gentlemen, what the hell was that all about?
Bob: Don't ask me, Scott. I know that whatever this is, it won't end well.
*Bell rings*
Justin Roberts: The following contest is a triple threat TLC match, and it is for the international championship
(Everyone by Adema plays)
Justin Roberts: introducing the challengers, first, from Berlin, Germany, Jonah von Bruken *Crowd cheers*
(Get Up by Korn plays)
Justin Roberts: And his opponent, from New York City, New York, Fry. *Crowd gives a mixed reaction*
(Young by Hollywood Undead plays)
Justin Roberts: And his opponent, from Magnolia, the international champion, Lyon Bastia *crowd boos*
JR: This match promises to be non stop carnage.
*Bell rings*
Fry, Jonah, and Lyon exchange punches with each other. Jonah gets the upper hand when he starts using upper cuts. Jonah then goes outside the ring, and gets a ladder. Fry hits a baseball slide, causing the ladder to hit Jonah. Fry grabs the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Lyon, however, hits a knee to the gut of Fry, and throws him out of the ring. Lyon then climbs the ladder.
Bob: This may be the shortest TLC match in history.
Jonah then comes back into the ring, and throws Lyon off of the ladder. Jonah then gets Lyon in position for the Bruken Swing (Giant Swing), but Fry comes back in the ring with a steel chair, and hits Jonah in the back with it. Fry then rams the chair into Lyon's midsection, and throws him into the corner. Fry then hits a clothesline in the corner and goes on the ladder.
JR: Fry starting his ascent to the International Championship.
Jonah comes back again, but this time, goes up the other side of the ladder, and starts exchanging punches with Fry. Jonah then uses his signature uppercuts to get the upper hand. Jonah then picks Fry up in a Suplex position and attempts to hit a suplex, but Lyon topples the ladder, which causes Jonah and Fry to fall. Somehow, Fry manages to land on his feet, but Jonah crashes through a table that had been set up on the outside.
Scott: Jonah just went through a table at almost 30 feet!
Bob: That's it, he's out.
Lyon then boots Fry in the face, and throws him into the ladder, causing it to fall. Lyon then slams Fry onto the ladder and goes to the top rope. Lyon then hits a leg drop on Fry, but the ladder doesn't break. Lyon then sets the ladder back up again. Lyon then punches Fry in the face until Fry kicked Lyon below the belt. Fry then went outside and grabbed a table. Fry put it in the corner, and attacked Lyon with a clothesline. Fry then picked Lyon up in a Spinebuster position, and rammed him into the table in the corner at full speed.
JR: Lyon just went through that table, but Fry is completely spent from the beating he had endured earlier.
Fry then crawls to the ladder, and climbs up, but Jonah finally got up from earlier and hits Fry in the back with a smaller ladder. Jonah then lays the ladder down, and attempts to Powerbomb Fry from the ladder, but Fry kicks him in the face until he let go. Fry attempts to go up, but Jonah goes up behind him, and hits him with a German suplex from the 4th rung of the ladder. Jonah then climbs up the ladder, but Lyon dropkicks the ladder and hits Jonah with a neckbreaker when he comes down.
Bob: Lyon is back in the match
Scott: Well, he's got Jonah to deal with.
Lyon grabs a chair and attempts to hit Jonah with hit, but Jonah dodges it, and springboards off the ropes to hit an uppercut on Lyon. Jonah then sees Fry, and hits him with a suplex, that causes Fry to hit Lyon with his back. Jonah then climbs up the ladder, but decided to make sure that Lyon and Fry are down, so he turns around and hits a senton bomb from the ladder. Lyon moves, but Fry gets hit. Lyon throws Jonah into the steel ring post and goes up the ladder.
Scott: Lyon is just a few steps away from keeping the International title.
Bob: Well, that's what Jonah gets for taking unnecessary risks.
Just as Lyon gets to the top of the ladder, Bender comes from the back and attacks Jonah and sends him into the fans.
JR: What the hell is Bender doing here?
Bob: Helping his best friend out, what does it look like?
Bender then charges to the ring, and climbs up the ladder. Bender punches Lyon in the face, and picks him up for a Back Bender (Argentine Backbreaker), but Lyon counters b throwing Bender off of the ladder. Fry then comes from behind with a chair, and strikes Lyon in the back of the head, causing him to fall face first into the ladder Jonah had set up earlier, and break it. Fry then climbs up the remaining rungs of the ladder, and unhooks the International title.
*Bell rings*
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, and the new International Champion, Fry. *Crowd gives a mixed reaction*
JR: Fry did it! He actually did it!
Bob: Was there any doubt? No matter how good you are, the numbers game will always get you.
Fry hugs Bender and they both hold up the International championship as they walk away, leaving the bodies of Lyon and Jonah a mess in the ring and in the barricade.
Scott: Well, the night is young, ladies and gentlemen, and we have a treat for all of you! We have the Diva's title match up next! Asuka vs Rei in a Chairs match.
Next: Asuka Soryu vs Rei Ayanami in a Chairs match for the Diva's title, Zancrow vs Stan, and the US title Extreme rules Fatal 4 Way between Champion Shinji Ikari, Kaworu Nagisa, Homer Simpson, and Duncan.