Hey, hey, hey! What up friendos. I'm currently in a fabulous mood, so, I decided to do something with my life and update with a REAL chapter (even though it's extremely boring). No offense to anyone who writes short chapters. I read a book once where the longest chapter was one and a half pages long. One of the best books I ever read. ALSO, changing the POV to 1st person. I go a bit OOC.

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Don't know if I'm supposed to do a disclaimer, so I'm going to do one- just in case.

Disclaimer- As an almost thirteen year old, there is no way that I own Disney or DreamWorks, or their characters for that matter.

Merida

I've never heard anything so terrifying. It was so loud that it must have caused me to jump in my sleep, because when I woke up, I fell two feet. I automatically knocked an arrow and pointed it toward the sound.

The screaming girl I was pointing the arrow at didn't even notice me. Probably since she couldn't see me past all that hair, which the girl was cradling like a baby. "MY HAIR!" she screamed, doing a happy dance.

"Oh, for heaven's sake, girl!" I cried while lowering by bow, "You're going to blow my eardrums out!"

"Okay, who the heck are you two?" A new voice said. I turned, raising my bow again, to see two boys, one with brown hair, and one with white hair. "Who wants to know?" I responded.

No one said anything, they just looked at each other. The one with white hair was barefoot and was leaning on a staff. The one with brown hair seemed to be missing a foot. The blond, for some reason, had pulled out a frying pan and were eyeing us all like she was going to whack us with it.

Finally the white haired looked at me and Goldilocks and said "How old are you two?"

What the heck did that have to do with anything?

The blond seemed to be thinking the same thing since she hesitated before saying, "Ei- no, nineteen. My birthday was… well how long was I out? Where are we? Who are you people?"

Instead of answering the blond, white haired boy turned to me.

How could it hurt?

"17."

White haired boy smiled. "You're the baby of the group. Hiccup over there is 20."

Brown haired boy- Hiccup- nodded at me with calculating eyes.

I snorted. "You look younger than me. And what do you mean group?" my eyes narrowed as I grew suspicious. "Did you bring us here?"

His eyes widened and he put up his hands. "NO! I have no clue what happened. One minute I was flying to Corona-" Gold stiffened, "The next I was standing in the middle of a dark room in front of three bodies hanging from nothing." He paused. "My name's Jack, by the way. You ladies?"

"Merida."

"Rapunzel."

"Now if you are all done chit chatting, we need to find a way out of here." Hiccup said, sighing.

I nodded. "Do we just… start walking?" I asked.

"Do we have a choice?" Rapunzel replied.

So we chose a direction, and we all walked side by side. Like a group of old friends.

After a few minutes of awkward silence, Hiccup said "So…"

I gave him a look. "That's the best you could come with to say?"

He glared at me. "Just trying to make the situation less awkward. Maybe we should talk about this. I mean, why the four of us? Do we have like, a common enemy or something?"

Rapunzel shook her head, "As far as I know, the only enemy I ever have had is dead."

Jack nodded, "Mine's not coming back anytime soon."

"Same." I said

Hiccup nodded thoughtfully, "Mine are all taken care of as well. So, a silent enemy?"

"Or a test." Jack murmured.

Rapunzel said, "How about how we got here. I touched a golden flower."

She said this like it was an everyday thing. Then again, I had turned my mom into a bear.

Hiccup shrugged. "I was riding my dragon, Toothless," I raised an eyebrow, "and I sensed a disturbance. Next thing I knew, Toothless and I were diving into some sort of black hole."

I fiddled with the handle of my sword. "I sensed a disturbance as well." I said, "By the time I pinpointed the object, it fell from the sky onto me. Looked an awful lot like a bear."

"Already told you guys. Was flying to Corona and suddenly I was flying into darkness."

"Why were you in Corona, anyways?" Rapunzel said, a hint of worry in her voice.

Jack looked at her strangely and said, "It was part of my job. Why? You've been there before?"

"I'm sort of the princess."

Every stopped walking and turned to look at the blond girl.

"You're one, too?" I asked surprised.

I could practically see Hiccup's gears turning, which was strange since we just met an hour ago. Then he started walking again, and the rest of us followed him.

"Jack, you said going to Corona was part of your job. What exactly IS your job?" Hiccup said, forming his words carefully.

Jack grinned sheepishly. "I'm sort of the guardian of fun."

Rapunzel stared at him blankly, "You mean like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy."

Jack nodded. "That's why I asked your ages. Guardians are only seen by people who believe. Usually, when kids turn thirteen, they stop believing. That's why I was so shocked to find a seventeen year old, nineteen year old, and a twenty year old who could see me."

"What of you, Hiccup?" asked Rapunzel

Hiccup shrugged. "I'm the chief of Berk."

I stopped. "YOU'RE the chief of Berk."

Hiccup looked at me, confused. "Yeah, so?"

I felt like I was going to puke. My mother had talked about a possible engagement with Stoick's (the chief) son. I could only assume that Hiccup was Stoick's son and had already been made chief.

"Merida? Are you okay?" Rapunzel asked. I sighed. "Sorry guys. Let's keep moving."

The other three shared a look before walking after me.

We were all silent for the next hour. I was beginning to think we were going to walk forever.

Jack

After Merida's tiny freak out, nobody wanted to talk, so I decided to run ahead. I made sure I could still see them, of course.

So there I was, jogging ahead, thinking absent mindedly, when, SMACK, I ran into something so hard that it knocked me two feet backwards. I heard the others running toward me, and Hiccup helped me up. Merida pushed a raised hand forward. Sure enough, her hand pressed against some surface.

"What the-" Merida started, then yelped. Underneath her palm a picture had started to burn itself into the wall, lighting up the area. A picture of woods, with an arrow crossing with a sword. Merida tried to pull her arm off the wall, but she couldn't. And before I knew it my hand was on the wall too.

The temperature dropped fifty degrees. Frost started growing under my fingers, but I wasn't putting it there. A snowy clifftop came into view, and I recognized it as one of the places I fought Pitch. My staff etched itself into the scene.

I looked over as the temperature changed again. Rapunzel and Hiccup's hands both connected to the wall at the same time, causing the temperature to rise once more. Greenery grew underneath Rapunzel's fingers, creating a beautiful image of a little valley with a tall tower in the clearing. A glimmering flower stood in the middle of it all.

While under Hiccup's fingers, the stone seemed to push back, revealing a forest covered in fallen leaves and rocks, with a couple of trees that looked like something heavy had fallen on it. A sleeping dragon appeared.

"You have all finally arrived." A booming voice said from behind. We all turned around the best we could with our hands pasted to the wall. Behind us was a man who looked suspiciously like the grim reaper, only his cloak was purple, not black, and instead of holding a scythe, he wielded a humungous sword, which wasn't much better.

As we stared at him, I heard Merida cry out again. This time when I turned to her, she was in a column of fire, literally. Before I could even call out to her, I was in the middle of a snowstorm. Through the flakes, I saw a tree grow around Rapunzel, and leaves blow its way around Hiccup. Then all of our storms stopped.

At least our hands weren't stuck anymore.

"What in the world was that?" Merida demanded drawing her sword.

The cloaked figure raised his hands. "Peace, warrior of summer. Fear not. I'm here to guide you." He slipped off his hood, revealing a man with grey hair, looked about fifty, but was pretty handsome for an older guy. "My name is Flynn Rider."

Rapunzel collapsed on the spot.