AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS WAS SO DIFFICULT! I'm thinking on the fly here. Does anyone know what's going on now, because I don't. I feel like in a few years I'm going to look back at this and say, "Man, why did I think this was a good idea?"

Thanks for the support! - Sylver

Disclaimer: all I own is the seriously messed up plot!

Merida

Man, Rapunzel sure is dramatic. Within seconds Jack, Hiccup, Flynn, and I were all leaning over her. I looked up at Flynn. "What the heck did you do to her!?"

Flynn put up his hands. "Nothing, I swear."

"Eugene."

I jumped, hearing Rapunzel's voice.

"Eugene… no… no, let me… let me heal him… NO!"

"OW!"

Rapunzel sat up so fast she hit Jack smack in the head. They both rubbed their foreheads.

"Watch it, Goldilocks."

She glared at him. "Don't call me that."

She stood up, grabbing her stupid pan and waved it in Flynn's face. "Who are you?" She said, her voice surprisingly threatening. "There is no way you're Flynn Rider."

"I assure you my dear, I am Flynn Rider."

"That's impossible. And don't call me dear."

I looked over Rapunzel with new interest. She looked the part of the perfect princess. She seemed sweet and outgoing. But looking at her now, threatening a man with a huge sword with a frying pan, she was sorta… scary.

Hiccup cut in. "What do you mean by impossible, Rapunzel? Do you know Flynn Rider?"

She winced at the name, but didn't falter. "Flynn Rider is a book character. I'm very familiar with him."

Flynn looked surprised. "I am? Must be the same name."

"No, you look just like him." Rapunzel started pacing, agitated.

"Well it must be coincidence because-"

Rapunzel interrupted. "You were a pirate, the richest man on Earth, and the most handsome. You stole money in order to buy your own island, and you kidnapped a princess and threatened to kill her family if she didn't marry her. What was her name? Alexa? Aly?"

"A- Aliyah." I turned to him surprised.

"You mean… all that stuff is true." Jack sounded horrified.

Though that stuff was horrible, I couldn't help but think that there was something else Rapunzel wasn't telling us. Something more personal, as if this story book character had somehow offended her.

Hiccup scowled. "And where is Aliyah now?"

Flynn looked at his feet.

Rapunzel glared at him. "Flynn was too good for his wife, so he cheated on her. Over time, Aliyah had grown to love him." She said it like she couldn't believe it was true, "And when she found out he cheated she drowned herself. The End."

"That's the end of the story?" Jack asked. "Please tell me kids don't read that."

"That is not the end of the story." Flynn said, sounding determined. "After Aliyah died, I was hit with a wave of emotional pain. I couldn't forgive myself. I knew I had too many sins, but I would do all I could to counter my mistakes, for Aliyah's sake."

The pain laced in his words were enough to convince me, but Rapunzel still looked suspicious.

Hiccup acted like the matter was closed. He turned to Flynn. "Now, what the heck was with the temperature and the wind and stuff? Where the heck is my dragon? And you said you were supposed to guide us, what did you mean by that?" He glanced to each of us and scowled. "And why do I feel like I know these three even though we just met?"

"All good questions, Hiccup. I'm here to guide you with your powers."

I frowned. "Powers?"

Flynn nodded. "As for the dragon, he is being well taken care of. You'll see him after your training."

"Training? But-"

"As for your feeling of closeness." He looked us all in the eyes and said very seriously, "You're all siblings."

"WHAT!" we chorused.

"Now let's get out of this darkness before it eats us." He said this as if he were suggesting we go to the market and buy a pie. He pounded the tip of his sword into the ground and light erupted around us.

Rapunzel

It was simply impossible. There was no way she was going to listen to this supposed Flynn Rider. Eugene wasn't Flynn, and this guy wasn't either, even if they looked so similar. She was going to figure out who he was though, and get him to take her home.

He was obviously full of lies. There was no way Hiccup, Merida, and Jack were her siblings. They looked nothing alike. And if Jack was a guardian, he was probably like, three thousand years old.

It did bother her that he knew about her power though. Was he after her hair? No way was she giving it up again.

So she was absolutely against the idea of the bright light from the want-to-be Flynn. When she could see again, she saw they were standing on a cliff overlooking a vast ocean.

"What the heck was that?!" Merida yelled drawing her sword.

NotFlynn sighed. "I promise you'll get answers. For now, please come with me."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa." Jack jumped in front of him. "You can't just say we're siblings and not explain."

NotFlynn's eyes darted around. "Please, it's dangerous out here at night. Just come with me, and you'll get all your answers."

"And if we don't come with you?"
"We'll all be a tasty snack."

He let that sink in. The four of us shared a silent conversation. We all agreed. If we wanted a way home, we had to follow NotFlynn.

I sighed. "Lead the way."

"He smiled at me. Thank you, Goldie."

"Do NOT call me that." Of all the nerve! Only Eugene was allowed to call me that.

We continued following NotFlynn as the moon grew steadier higher in the sky. I began unconsciously twisting my wedding ring. I was deep in thought when I heard a gasp. I became alert, grabbing my frying pan, from under my arm. Merida was staring at me. Or rather my hand.

"YOU'RE MARRIED!"

I felt everyone's eyes on me.

I couldn't help but glare at NotFlynn. "Yes I am." Then I continued walking, my head high.