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Thank you for the reviews! I am glad you are all interested in my story. Well here's the second chapter and I hope you enjoy it.
Naruto headed out the door of his apartment making sure to lock it as well. He ran to training ground 44 to meet up with his team.
Naruto ran into the training ground and was quickly caught off ground with glares from his team mates.
"Naruto, your late!" Sakura yelled at Naruto. "We were supposed to meet here at 6!"
Naruto was confused. The Sakura from the future was much more calm and kind towards him. He was used to his Sakura not this loud fangirl. He also didn't know what to say then an idea came in his head.
"I was helping an old lady cross the street." Naruto said using one of his former sensei's many excuses.
As he said it, a familiar figure came into view.
"Yo." The figure greeted.
"Your late, Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura yelled at her teacher.
"Well you see, I was helping an old lady cross the street." Sakura's expression darkened.
"So you were both helping an old lady cross the street?" Naruto sweat-dropped seeing his lie exposed and Kakashi sweat-drop seeing that his student was late as well and using one of his excuses.
"Well, anyways let's go to the Hokage Tower to get our missions." Kakashi said.
Naruto walking around the village was starting to feel a wave of Déjà vu as his past team and him walk toward the Hokage tower. As he was scoping the view of the land before him like he was new in town, his face smacked against a building.
"Dobe, watch where you are going for once. You're a ninja, start acting like one." Sasuke said as he walked past Naruto and inside the Hokage tower. Sasuke was expecting to be yelled at, but seems like Naruto was speechless.
Future Naruto and Sasuke were really good friends. Sasuke will mostly give Naruto complements and half-hearted insults, but the way Sasuke just said that made him want to puke. It's the same tone he used when he left Konoha and it brought back painful memories.
And once Naruto smacked his face against the wall. The Hokage, seeing this, sweat-dropped and so did his guest next to him. And the Kyuubi was laughing his ass off.
"Oh, shut it" Naruto mentally said to the demon. The Sandaime coughed to get everyone's attention. Naruto stared at him. His foster grandfather. He tried really hard from having tears come out of his eyes. This time he won't let him die. He was one of the few people who cared for him.
"Okay then, ready for another day of missions?" The Hokage asked. The students nodded. "Alright then,"
"There's 4, Baby sitting the chief council's 3-year-old son, helping his wife do the shopping, digging up potatoes, and catching Tora who ran away once again."
"We'll take the one about catching Tora." Kakashi said. Naruto smirked. He had held the record for fastest time to catch the demon cat. Naruto secretly summon a clone to catch Tora. In 3 seconds the clone came back with her held in hand and shaking.
"Okay, Kakashi, wish you to the best of—" Sandaime wasn't able to finish his sentence when a Naruto clone came running in the room.
"Caught her!" The Hokage and Iruka was impressed, but Kakashi was clearly not.
"Good work, Naruto." Kakashi complemented him. Iruka smiled seeing his favorite student completed one of the hardest missions for a Genin in seconds.
"Alright then, let me go through the other missions." The Hokage stated.
"I wait, shouldn't I be saying something stupid right about now?"
"Yes."
"These D-ranked missions are pointless! I want to go on a real mission! Something dangerous and excited to improve my skills! Not this children crap! Come on old man!" Naruto complained. "I think I nailed it"
"Maybe turn down the big words then it would have been perfect."
"He's got a point" Sasuke thought.
"But, he's such a pain." Sakura finished.
"How dare you?! You're just a brand new Genin with no experience, like everyone else you start with simple missions to develop your skills and improve yourself!" Iruka snapped and yelled at Naruto.
Naruto quickly went to work on what to say next.
"Are you kidding me! Babysitting has nothing to do with whether you'll survive a mission or not! It's stu—" Kakashi bashed Naruto over the head and onto the ground. It barely hurt and didn't cause him to lose focus on his genjutsu.
"Will you put a lid on it." Kakashi told Naruto annoyed.
"NARUTO!" The Hokage yelled to get Naruto attention. Everyone else looked towards the Hokage. "It seems you do not understand the tasks you have been given. Listen, many different kinds of requests come into our village every day. From babysitting to assassination. These requests are carefully recorded and analyzed and ranked A, B, C, or D depending on their difficultly." Naruto knew all of this, he was the damn Hokage, a really powerful one indeed not to brag.
"What about S-rank." Naruto accidently said quickly and froze up. Damn it, I'm screwed. The Sandaime, Kakashi and Iruka has their eyes wide open. Shit, shit, shit.
"Naruto, you bone-head. There is no such thing as a S-rank mission." Sakura yelled at him.
"Oh yeah, your right Sakura! There is no such thing!" Naruto said awkwardly. Iruka seemed to have calmed down, but it seems the Hokage and Kakashi knows he's lying.
"How does Naruto know about S-ranked missions? Perhaps Kakashi might have told him. No he couldn't have; he is as shocked as I am. Most of all, why is he trying to hide the fact he knows about it? I need to speak with Naruto about this matter later." The Hokage thought.
"Let me continue my lecture since I was rudely interrupted," Everyone nodded and Naruto sighed.
"We ninja are also ranked by ability, Hokage at the top, then Jonin, Chunin, and Genin at the bottom. At the highest level, we select the missions and assign them to ninjas who have the appropriate skill and experience and if the mission is successful we receive a fee that supports are village and our work. Since you are unexperienced Genin just staring the Shinobi path, you are given D level assignments."
"Would you shut the fuck up already!" A certain orange ninja yelled out load. This ninja froze up. "Opps, did I say that out loud?"
Minutes earlier…
"Blah, blah, blah, man I hate lectures." Naruto thought in is mine scape.
"At least pretend you're listening." The fox replied.
"But I already know this crap! I AM the Hokage!"
"A lousy one, indeed"
"Pft"
"You are not even the Hokage in this time line. You are a Genin and— wait, where you a Genin when you became Hokage?!" Naruto smiled awkwardly.
"No?"
"Pft, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS GOLD, HAHAHAHA, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,"
"Hey! Stop laughing!" Naruto mentally yelled at his partner.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR VILLIAGE WOULD ALLOW A GENIN TO BECOME HOKAGE AND OUT OF ALL THE GENIN, THEY CHOSE THE STUPIDEST ONE, HAHAHAHAHA,"
"Hey! Don't insult my village." Naruto pouted.
"SASUKE WOULD HAVE MADE A BETTER HOKAGE, HELL EVEN AKAMARU WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER!"
"NO WAY YOU WOULD THINK A DOG WAS BETTER THAN ME!"
"Anything's better than you, but picture this, Akamaru The Nanadaime Hokage"
"Would you shut the fuck up already!"
Now…
The Sandaime sighed and Kakashi once again hit Naruto over the head.
"Naruto, this is the part you say something stupid again!"
"Ah, you always lecture me like you are my grandfather or something! But I am not the stupid brat who like to pull pranks all the time. I am a ninja now and I want a ninja mission!" Naruto yelled and turned to face his back at the Hokage and pouted. Kakashi sighed.
"Not the stupid brat who pull pranks all the time? You smacked your face against the wall two times and no one placed the wall there." Kakashi pointed out. The Hokage chuckled and Iruka smiled.
"Naruto wants us to know that he's not a brat, he's a former brat and he wants a mission. So be it," Sandaime agreed to give him a ninja mission. "Since you are so determined, I am going to give you a C-ranked mission. You'll be bodyguards on a journey." Naruto smirked, just what he was hoping to get.
"I will bring him here now. Send in our visitor." The Hokage ordered. The door opened and a drunk old man walked in.
"What the? A bunch of little snot noise kids?" The man said as he took a drink of his sake.
"Huh?" Sakura said in confusion.
"And you, the little one with the idiotic look on your face, you really expect me to believe you're a ninja?"
"I am the Hokage, show some respect would ya, or do I have to kick your ass too?!" Naruto snapped. His trigger world is little and the fact that even after all the hard work he did to get to Hokage people from other villages won't believe it and kept saying the same line, but replaced the ninja with Hokage.
"I think Naruto lost it…" Kakashi said and the Sandaime and Iruka slowly nodded in agreement as Sasuke and Sakura hold off Naruto from attacking the drunk guy.
The guy finished his drink and faced the ninja with a serious expression. "I am Tazuna," He stated. "I am a master bridge builder and I must return to my country. I am building a bridge there that would change our world and I expect you to get me there even if it means sacrificing your lives.
"Hold on there just a second, this is a C-rank mission, there will be no serious danger we won't be able to handle. Isn't that right, Tazuna?" Naruto asked. Tazuna gulped and looked nervous.
"Yes, yes, of course." The bridge builder agreed.
"He's hiding something." Kakashi thought.
A/N: That's the second chapter. Hope you had some laughs. Sorry it took long, to be honest I was lazy. Took me 30 minutes to write this though. Hope you enjoyed make sure to review and have a nice day :D :3 :D :3 P.S from the beginning to Kakashi's thought was 1666 words long XD Get it? (666)